Wismar
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Wismar
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🔞 MDNI 🔞 He/Him, 34, 🇪🇺 🇩🇰
I'll also comment on more serious topics from this account.
Since my regular account keeps turning images into a black square, here is the fennec picture I keep trying to post:

Fen's job is to get pet, so Mondays are no problem! #fennec #fox #cute

Image source: kawaii_zooland on the birdsite.
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So in Norway this ship was beached, the guy who owns the house was no doubt pleased that the ship stopped before hitting his bedroom. 😅
May 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Did bnnuy de-popeulate Rome?
did . . . did the bunny have to be there for this?
April 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifts.

("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
But I was told that this is the future??
Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media
April 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Today is the 85th anniversary of the German occupation of Denmark, in light of that: I sure wish the world wasn't spiralling in that direction again.
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ACAB includes the Ordo Hereticus.
April 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm half-surprised they didn't try to impose a furry tariff.
April 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Wismar
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This strikes me as exactly the kind of mistake that would be made if Trump's tariff schedule was put together by AI: Even uninhabited islands were hit. It takes 14 days by boat to reach them, last human visit there was 10 years ago. #tariffs #tariff www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands near Antarctica
Australian prime minister surprised after remote external territories – including islands home to penguins – targeted by US president
www.theguardian.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My sincerest condolences to the billions of people across the world and the millions of people inside of America who are blameless victims in Trumps tariff scheme. I am grateful that Denmark is part of the European Union and as such could not be targeted individually nor stands without allies.
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reposted by Wismar
There are pages and pages of this stuff. Hard to overstate how badly the White House is torching potential for economic activity rn.
www.dallasfed.org/research/sur...
April 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Had a vivid enough dream that the US had occupied Greenland that I needed to check the news when I woke up this morning, not nearly as nasty as the exhaustion from the clocks having been wound forward an hour tonight. I'd like an additional 8 hrs of sleep, please. 😵‍💫
March 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
And now they're shifting the overton window so if the US invades Denmark they can say "At least we didn't use nuclear weapons." If anyone wonders why I cannot regard America as capable of friendship, add this one to the list. #denmark #greenland #usa

x.com/Acyn/status/...
Acyn on X: "Watters: We don't need friends. If we have to burn down a few bridges with Denmark to take Greenland. We’re big boys. We dropped a-bombs on Japan and now they are our ally… America is not handcuffed by history https://t.co/3oQ2ovMuys" / X
Watters: We don't need friends. If we have to burn down a few bridges with Denmark to take Greenland. We’re big boys. We dropped a-bombs on Japan and now they are our ally… America is not handcuffed by history https://t.co/3oQ2ovMuys
x.com
March 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The foreign minister's comments on Vance's speech about Denmark doing too little in the arctic and Greenland needing to align with America for protection which America already claims to guarantee for NATO.
Dear American friends.

We agree that status quo in the Artcic is not an option.

So let’s talk about how we can fix it - together.

Lars Løkke Rasmussen
Danish Foreign Minister
March 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Today America sent a third-rate non-entity to Greenland. Failing to find anyone in the capital Nuuk who would welcome the US VP, this worthless asshole instead visited a US military base in the region, to reassure the locals that violent military conquest hasn't been fully planned yet.
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Regrettably the Danish government intends to buy more F-35s, the acting defence chief Michael Hyldgaard adding: "When one is in the F-35 programme [...] everyone is mutually dependent on one another, including the US."

Good luck convincing the US government of that. 🙄

www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Troels Lund Poulsen vil købe flere F-35-kampfly fra USA
På trods af USA's tvivl om støtten til allierede vil Troels Lund Poulsen købe endnu flere F-35-kampfly.
www.dr.dk
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Since he's saying the same stuff from back in February I'll add the Danish reactions here: This rhetoric was roundly condemned by every group in parliament, it was denounced by the veterans organisations, and no-one here forgets that we just spent 20 years at war alongside the US in Afghanistan.
JD Vance, "Denmark is not being a good ally"

"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I'm not a fan of Rasmus Jarlov's party, but when it comes to US military gear I'm of the same mind as him: I shouldn't have advocated for the F-35 and we need to recognise that the USA is the enemy and needs to be excluded from military contracts for a generation.
Welp, there goes the US defense industry.
March 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm happy the government here was as quick about this as they were, I just wish it had never been necessary at all.

www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Denmark travel warning for transgender people going to US
Denmark on Friday issued a new travel advisory for the United States that warns transgender and non-binary people to contact the US embassy before departure.
www.france24.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Uhhh, what's the basis for these ridiculous rules?
Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️
March 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Another day, another reason why I hope people who voted for Trump will be open about their misdeeds.
Horrifying: After the contract tracking Ukrainian children abducted by Russia was terminated, the underlying evidence of these potential war crimes seems to be missing, a bipartisan group of Reps just charged in letter to Rubio. Two GOPers signed.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/1929...
Trump-Musk Scandal on Ukrainian Kids Stolen by Russia Just Got Darker
Data vital to tracking these abducted Ukrainian children may have suddenly disappeared. A bipartisan group of House members wants to know: Who did this, and why?
newrepublic.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In other news, if the American tariffs on wines is passed, experts here are expecting prices on the most desirable wines to fall as there is already more supply than demand here, with prices expected to fall once wineries here stop exporting to the US.

www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
Vinekspert: Din vin bliver billigere på grund af Trumps told
Når det store vinmarked i USA bliver svært, så sælges vinen herhjemme.
www.dr.dk
March 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
After a meeding to coordinate their response, the party chairmen of the political parties elected in the recent election have put out a unanimously endorsed statement calling the US President's statements about annexing the island 'unacceptable' (full text to follow)

www.dr.dk/nyheder/sene...
Grønlandske partiformænd efter krisemøde: Kan ikke acceptere udtalelser om annektering | Nyheder | DR
De grønlandske partiformænd skriver på regeringens hjemmeside, at de tager skarp afstand fra Donald Trumps gentagne ønsker om annektering af Grønland.
www.dr.dk
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So apparently the United States, in between threats of violent military conquest of Greenland, the ongoing tradewar and threats to escalate said trade war, is now begging Denmark for eggs. Trump's sad orchestra really could do with a better conductor. www.dr.dk/nyheder/peng...
Midt i toldkrig: USA har bedt Danmark om hjælp til at komme ud af æggekrise
Fugleinfluenza har ført til mange aflivninger af høns i USA. Derfor er der mangel på æg, og priserne er høje.
www.dr.dk
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM