Steph
@wishicouldwait.bsky.social
Here to eat ass and shitpost and I'm all outta ass.
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Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon (1989-2019): A chain of casual dining steakhouses with a western "roadhouse" aesthetic. At it's peak, there were 267 locations, including in Australia. Currently, one independently operating location exists in Guam.
July 3, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon (1989-2019): A chain of casual dining steakhouses with a western "roadhouse" aesthetic. At it's peak, there were 267 locations, including in Australia. Currently, one independently operating location exists in Guam.
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Perhaps we're such a disappointing species they're left with no real words for us. The cosmic equivalent of "Bless Your Heart" or "stay hydrated bro."
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Perhaps we're such a disappointing species they're left with no real words for us. The cosmic equivalent of "Bless Your Heart" or "stay hydrated bro."
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can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how awesome eggs were
February 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how awesome eggs were
This sign gave me the most "not in Kansas anymore" vibes ever. Truly, Victoria and Melbourne can and do exist in different worlds, haha.
I do love a big thing, though!
I do love a big thing, though!
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This sign gave me the most "not in Kansas anymore" vibes ever. Truly, Victoria and Melbourne can and do exist in different worlds, haha.
I do love a big thing, though!
I do love a big thing, though!
My 2 first yuzu fruit survived the foul Melbourne weather while I was away!
We've come so far, from a tonne of flowers & tiny buds in November, painstakingly whittled down to the most promising babies by yours truly.
I'm pinning my summer cocktail dreams on these baddies.
Gin is on ice, I'm ready.
We've come so far, from a tonne of flowers & tiny buds in November, painstakingly whittled down to the most promising babies by yours truly.
I'm pinning my summer cocktail dreams on these baddies.
Gin is on ice, I'm ready.
January 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My 2 first yuzu fruit survived the foul Melbourne weather while I was away!
We've come so far, from a tonne of flowers & tiny buds in November, painstakingly whittled down to the most promising babies by yours truly.
I'm pinning my summer cocktail dreams on these baddies.
Gin is on ice, I'm ready.
We've come so far, from a tonne of flowers & tiny buds in November, painstakingly whittled down to the most promising babies by yours truly.
I'm pinning my summer cocktail dreams on these baddies.
Gin is on ice, I'm ready.
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System of a Down, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy were all in the Billboard Top 20 Modern Rock Tracks this week 19 years ago.
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
System of a Down, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy were all in the Billboard Top 20 Modern Rock Tracks this week 19 years ago.
Oh I hate it all, but this did make me laugh.
January 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh I hate it all, but this did make me laugh.
Reaching out to old friends & connections is such grounding, good vibes for me atm.
Booking a pasta date w my besties, going back to book club, helping pals out, picking long running jokes back up & saying yes to invites I'd been noncommittal on. I love my little community. Life is brighter for it.
Booking a pasta date w my besties, going back to book club, helping pals out, picking long running jokes back up & saying yes to invites I'd been noncommittal on. I love my little community. Life is brighter for it.
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Reaching out to old friends & connections is such grounding, good vibes for me atm.
Booking a pasta date w my besties, going back to book club, helping pals out, picking long running jokes back up & saying yes to invites I'd been noncommittal on. I love my little community. Life is brighter for it.
Booking a pasta date w my besties, going back to book club, helping pals out, picking long running jokes back up & saying yes to invites I'd been noncommittal on. I love my little community. Life is brighter for it.
God bless the internet.
OK, initial version of Balatro buttplug integration is here! Currently I've only tested it with my Lovense plug, but let me know if you get it to work with other brands
github.com/a-e-m/Balatr...
github.com/a-e-m/Balatr...
GitHub - a-e-m/BalatroBuzz: Buttplug integration mod for Balatro
Buttplug integration mod for Balatro. Contribute to a-e-m/BalatroBuzz development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
God bless the internet.
The weird homecoming feels after seeing a long-distance love suck.
January 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The weird homecoming feels after seeing a long-distance love suck.
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It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.
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Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎
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feeling brave? masochistic? anhedonia not hitting hard like it used to — you need to feel harmed, targeted, mocked by fate? friend, search “Christian version of Hallelujah” on YouTube and kiss your good vibes goodbye
December 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
feeling brave? masochistic? anhedonia not hitting hard like it used to — you need to feel harmed, targeted, mocked by fate? friend, search “Christian version of Hallelujah” on YouTube and kiss your good vibes goodbye
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[Kendrick voice]: HANUKKAAAAAAAHHHHHH
December 26, 2024 at 6:49 AM
[Kendrick voice]: HANUKKAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Oh no I sure hope nobody fists me under the fistletoe 🤜
December 26, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Oh no I sure hope nobody fists me under the fistletoe 🤜
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they're called gentoo penguins because they are widdle gentoomen
🧪🪶🦉
🧪🪶🦉
December 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM
they're called gentoo penguins because they are widdle gentoomen
🧪🪶🦉
🧪🪶🦉
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The creatine subreddit is going off
December 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The creatine subreddit is going off
Ah, my favourite time of the year again!
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My fav is the 'accident' with the hotdog cooker. Sure, Jan...
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My fav is the 'accident' with the hotdog cooker. Sure, Jan...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’...
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December 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Ah, my favourite time of the year again!
defector.com/what-did-we-...
My fav is the 'accident' with the hotdog cooker. Sure, Jan...
defector.com/what-did-we-...
My fav is the 'accident' with the hotdog cooker. Sure, Jan...
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We really need more villains like Oogie Boogie. Just a huge asshole who sings an awesome song about how much they love being a huge asshole.
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
We really need more villains like Oogie Boogie. Just a huge asshole who sings an awesome song about how much they love being a huge asshole.
Our makeshift travel Christmas tree this year. Santa was good to us!
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Our makeshift travel Christmas tree this year. Santa was good to us!
Tis the damn season indeed.
December 15, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Tis the damn season indeed.
Chubby orange baby is in Christmas mode!
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Chubby orange baby is in Christmas mode!
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BRB, heading over to Facebook to talk hot dogs with the fellas
November 1, 2024 at 12:06 PM
BRB, heading over to Facebook to talk hot dogs with the fellas
Happy 4th birthday to Wilbur, the grumpy void baby who has only just forgiven me for going overseas in May (I'm about to do it again too. Whoops)
For a dude who rocked up in my front yard at 4 weeks, covered in fleas, he sure is a picky eater and a moody jerk now 😂
For a dude who rocked up in my front yard at 4 weeks, covered in fleas, he sure is a picky eater and a moody jerk now 😂
November 1, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Happy 4th birthday to Wilbur, the grumpy void baby who has only just forgiven me for going overseas in May (I'm about to do it again too. Whoops)
For a dude who rocked up in my front yard at 4 weeks, covered in fleas, he sure is a picky eater and a moody jerk now 😂
For a dude who rocked up in my front yard at 4 weeks, covered in fleas, he sure is a picky eater and a moody jerk now 😂