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Winslowrobs
@winslowrobs.bsky.social
Winslow they/them
From Maine, in Maine
Lover of camping, art, theatre, and dogs
I’ll take my BAFTA by mail thanks
You’re telling me a pork fried this rice?
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You’re telling me a pork fried this rice?
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve gone legitimately crazy and have made so many different foods, someone send help
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Manifesting a fixed computer
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s still resetting and I may have to take it to a shop
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Computer can’t remember my password and now I have to factory reset
a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If my Tulsa king posts are ever seen by anyone on the show, I’ll do anything to be on it
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everyone needs to watch Tulsa king right now. Especially if you’re a left leaning person, incredible insight to what some people perceive tough to be
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Tulsa king is the most unintentionally funny show I’ve ever seen. 10/10 must watch
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some people on the internet baffle me with their main character syndrome? Wydm you need to be coddled? Aren’t you in your mid 20s, have you never faced any adversity to this point?
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m gonna need to consult my doctor cause I’m gonna be erect for the next 2 days after that win
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Local pokemon conservationist releases 240+ torkoal into the wild without prior warning, damages exceeding 2,000,000$ and a wildfire currently underway.

“I just wanted a shiny man”
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“He can exploit the smallest holes” I love football
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If the Mike Vrabel led patriots suck I’ll be inconsolable
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Yo that was a sick national anthem, the guy on stand up bass sold me on it
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One piece really do be the best piece of fiction I’ve ever consumed
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This app brings me little joy, so despite my small curated feed, goodbye Bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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No one likes the Steelers. They are the only NFL team with zero fans. They should be contracted.
November 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Missed field goals by the rams make me horny
November 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Please let the Jerod mayo and drake maye patriots be good, also please let Touchdown Jesus continue to bless this team
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Weekend been sad, never heard from someone who wanted to make plans, and grieving the loss of my dog but if Drake maye ruins la I’ll cry
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I just wanted to be held this weekend, I guess I’ll settle for holding my cat
November 17, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Glad I was too tired to watch the Jake Paul vs mike Tyson fight, didn’t need another letdown this week
November 16, 2024 at 12:29 PM