BAKED⚔️ALASKA
@wingardiummleviosa.bsky.social
“Don’t be offended by my frank analysis”-Glinda
📍Gotham City, DC 🏰
📍Gotham City, DC 🏰
Pinned
If you’re black and drive a Tesla, if you’re queer and drive a Tesla, if you’re Jewish and dive a Tesla…stop this
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you’re black and drive a Tesla, if you’re queer and drive a Tesla, if you’re Jewish and dive a Tesla…stop this
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I wish being good at standardized tests was an actually useful adult skill.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I wish being good at standardized tests was an actually useful adult skill.
“Burger King is a dom top”- Delta Work
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Burger King is a dom top”- Delta Work
Bubblepopelectric🫧💥⚡️
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bubblepopelectric🫧💥⚡️
Dear licensed drivers, and car owners
I know people are unserious, 2025 has been unserious, insurance is shit, and you might drive a car illegally but can you all start using your signals?? Thanks.
Sincerely, a pedestrian
I know people are unserious, 2025 has been unserious, insurance is shit, and you might drive a car illegally but can you all start using your signals?? Thanks.
Sincerely, a pedestrian
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dear licensed drivers, and car owners
I know people are unserious, 2025 has been unserious, insurance is shit, and you might drive a car illegally but can you all start using your signals?? Thanks.
Sincerely, a pedestrian
I know people are unserious, 2025 has been unserious, insurance is shit, and you might drive a car illegally but can you all start using your signals?? Thanks.
Sincerely, a pedestrian
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‘Casper’ (1995) 🎬 👻 🖤
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
‘Casper’ (1995) 🎬 👻 🖤
🌬️💨💨💨
I smoke the pain away
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🌬️💨💨💨
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It always seems impossible until it is done.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It always seems impossible until it is done.
Not the hunger games
Y’all are so confident you would win these games. I’d really hate to have to disappoint.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not the hunger games
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feeling anxious and scared today, save me spongebob
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
feeling anxious and scared today, save me spongebob
We’re gonna need another Barbie 🎀 movie
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We’re gonna need another Barbie 🎀 movie
Thinking about money and I now need a vegan cookie 🍪
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Thinking about money and I now need a vegan cookie 🍪
*mood*
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*mood*
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is somebody gonna match my freak?
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
is somebody gonna match my freak?
🙌🙌🫶
Men with sugar in they tank >>>>>
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🙌🙌🫶
History was made
‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’ opened with $226M worldwide
The biggest opening for a Broadway adaptation ever
Read our review: bit.ly/DFGood
The biggest opening for a Broadway adaptation ever
Read our review: bit.ly/DFGood
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
History was made
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This was the exact convo I had with myself. Foundationally, Christianity makes sense: love and show love…
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This was the exact convo I had with myself. Foundationally, Christianity makes sense: love and show love…
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
the lore, however, does not nor does it sit well with me
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caramelize me like one of your french onions
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
caramelize me like one of your french onions
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LMFAO Beyonce was nervous as hell
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
LMFAO Beyonce was nervous as hell
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Just saw a tote bag of the art 🖼️ piece of the woman cutting the man’s throat, I found out it’s by a female painter and the woman in it is named Judith…..Art History
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just saw a tote bag of the art 🖼️ piece of the woman cutting the man’s throat, I found out it’s by a female painter and the woman in it is named Judith…..Art History
Stars ✨ aligned
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Stars ✨ aligned
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Our Ariel - “Part of Your World”
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Our Ariel - “Part of Your World”
“That is why they loved property so, because they had killed it soiled it defecated on it and they love more than anything places where they shit, they called it architecture it was in fact elaborately built toilets 🚽” -Toni Morrison, Tar Baby
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“That is why they loved property so, because they had killed it soiled it defecated on it and they love more than anything places where they shit, they called it architecture it was in fact elaborately built toilets 🚽” -Toni Morrison, Tar Baby