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Are the Bernie Bros in the room with us?
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Filmed entirely in the style of In Da Club, I presume.
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The hour long music video she recorded that's just her riding in the bed of a truck lip syncing each song legitimately brought me to tears the first time I saw it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"But now we shall both surely drown" said the moderator.

"Lol" said the user, "Lmao"
September 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They have a Wine Mom
September 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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the problem with twitter isn’t “there’s a lot of mean and racist stuff” the problem with twitter is that it’s an algorithmic fascism promotion machine
I do think this is the best argument against staying on twitter, which I acknowledge in my piece.
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Being told they're firing the one co-worker I vibe with (as if I didn't already want the hell out of this place) "Ah, that's unfortunate."
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Need someone to ask him how many days there are in a week and what his splits look like.
August 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Why am I in this man's SI fanfic involuntarily.
July 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
'Ate me arteries, luv me clots. Simple as.
July 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Turns out Alvin wasn't the one getting the best head
July 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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these fucking people are so fucking stupid, and that intense fucking stupidity is locked in a forever war with their intense fucking evil
July 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Loser behavior, do better.
July 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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if your business will collapse if your employees have a healthy work life balance, take time off (which they literally earned) or stop doing extra work for no additional pay or recognition, you deserve to go under. you deserve to be bankrupt. i have no respect for you as a businessperson or a human
July 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM