Will Murray
@willmurray.bsky.social
Larry David without the money or success.
“I’ll get a haircut next week”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“I’ll get a haircut next week”
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Night time trudge
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Night time trudge
Tourism is a critical industry for Cape Breton, and golf is part of that, but it shouldn't be Westworld for golfers. The citizens deserve better than that. Provincial parks should remain untouched.
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COMMENTARY: Is West Mabou Beach, the new Bermuda?
A closer look at Cabot golf courses in Cape Breton
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November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Tourism is a critical industry for Cape Breton, and golf is part of that, but it shouldn't be Westworld for golfers. The citizens deserve better than that. Provincial parks should remain untouched.
www.saltwire.com/cape-breton/...
www.saltwire.com/cape-breton/...
Via my sister in law. It’s a very strict household for dogs….
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Via my sister in law. It’s a very strict household for dogs….
It begins: 43 days.
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It begins: 43 days.
Tough one. Yamamoto beat our asses. Period. Go get them on Monday.
October 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tough one. Yamamoto beat our asses. Period. Go get them on Monday.
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Ernie Clement laughing at whatever Max said to Schneider made me guffaw.
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ernie Clement laughing at whatever Max said to Schneider made me guffaw.
Brady Tkachuk could heal overnight, and go on to score 50 goals this season. If the Sens play like this in their own end, they're cooked.
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Brady Tkachuk could heal overnight, and go on to score 50 goals this season. If the Sens play like this in their own end, they're cooked.
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"‘Prince Andrew believed having sex w me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at hands of #Epstein, Maxwell & the King’s brother
..‘apex predator’ recruited her from MAL at 16; trafficked to succession powerful men, everyone knew what was going on" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
..‘apex predator’ recruited her from MAL at 16; trafficked to succession powerful men, everyone knew what was going on" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at the hands of Epstein, Maxwell and the King’s brother
In an extract from her posthumous memoir, Virginia Roberts Giuffre remembers the day an ‘apex predator’ recruited her from Mar-a-Lago, aged just 16; how she was trafficked to a succession of wealthy a...
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October 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"‘Prince Andrew believed having sex w me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at hands of #Epstein, Maxwell & the King’s brother
..‘apex predator’ recruited her from MAL at 16; trafficked to succession powerful men, everyone knew what was going on" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
..‘apex predator’ recruited her from MAL at 16; trafficked to succession powerful men, everyone knew what was going on" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Unfortunately, it's not this day, but I do believe someday soon Doug Ford telling a story promoting himself (again), will be met with derision by a public wondering why he isn't more concerned with running a province than taking constant victory laps.
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Unfortunately, it's not this day, but I do believe someday soon Doug Ford telling a story promoting himself (again), will be met with derision by a public wondering why he isn't more concerned with running a province than taking constant victory laps.
Via my SIL, costume beta test. Morgan says no.
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Via my SIL, costume beta test. Morgan says no.
Knew what yassify meant without looking it up while solving a crossword this morning.
a man is covering his mouth with his hands and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hands and looking at the camera .
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October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Knew what yassify meant without looking it up while solving a crossword this morning.
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Marco Rubio, attending Trump-Sisi meeting in Sharm el-Sheikh, claims today "might be one of the most important days for world peace in 50 years."
Trump interjects: "Only 50?"
Rubio, quickly replies: "Maybe 100."
Laughter in the room. End scene.
Trump interjects: "Only 50?"
Rubio, quickly replies: "Maybe 100."
Laughter in the room. End scene.
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Marco Rubio, attending Trump-Sisi meeting in Sharm el-Sheikh, claims today "might be one of the most important days for world peace in 50 years."
Trump interjects: "Only 50?"
Rubio, quickly replies: "Maybe 100."
Laughter in the room. End scene.
Trump interjects: "Only 50?"
Rubio, quickly replies: "Maybe 100."
Laughter in the room. End scene.
8x8.5 is an incredible deal for Montreal. Hutson will be worth double digits by the next time you’re eating turkey.
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
8x8.5 is an incredible deal for Montreal. Hutson will be worth double digits by the next time you’re eating turkey.
I made a big feed of roast chicken and cleaned the entire kitchen after. Tomorrow Me will be so proud.
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I made a big feed of roast chicken and cleaned the entire kitchen after. Tomorrow Me will be so proud.
Not surprised Bichette won't be on the ALCS roster. Was pretty clear he was nowhere near ready.
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not surprised Bichette won't be on the ALCS roster. Was pretty clear he was nowhere near ready.
Busy, busy, busy, Saturday. Got up, even got dressed, and walked all the way to the balcony to put the cover on the AC unit. I think I've earned this afternoon beer while watching hockey.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Busy, busy, busy, Saturday. Got up, even got dressed, and walked all the way to the balcony to put the cover on the AC unit. I think I've earned this afternoon beer while watching hockey.
Fuck the Yankees. Go Jays.
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fuck the Yankees. Go Jays.
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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This is absolutely wild. I’m on a cross country flight. We are being diverted midway through to Denver. The reason? Some dude is sitting in the exit row who didn’t pay the $155 fee and he refuses to move back to his seat.
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is absolutely wild. I’m on a cross country flight. We are being diverted midway through to Denver. The reason? Some dude is sitting in the exit row who didn’t pay the $155 fee and he refuses to move back to his seat.
Some *fantastic* fall weather creeping in this week in Ottawa. Hoodies on the balcony, window open overnight with a heavy blanket, kind of weather. God I love when the weather turns this time of year.
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Some *fantastic* fall weather creeping in this week in Ottawa. Hoodies on the balcony, window open overnight with a heavy blanket, kind of weather. God I love when the weather turns this time of year.