Willie Garvin
@williegarvin.bsky.social
Fictional character, and yet... very dependable.
But those two daft clowns can't be arsed to actually show up in Tennessee. Even with the panic, they're lazy, worthless assholes and they'll probably undercut their candidate just by showing up on TV.
The president and the speaker are scrambling to promote a candidate in a gerrymandered Tennessee district Trump won by 22 points last year.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
That’s the smell of panic in the air.
Trump and Mike Johnson plan to hold a Monday evening tele-rally to boost Matt Van Epps in the #TN07 special election. www.axios.com/2025/11/28/t...
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
But those two daft clowns can't be arsed to actually show up in Tennessee. Even with the panic, they're lazy, worthless assholes and they'll probably undercut their candidate just by showing up on TV.
All day, every day.
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
All day, every day.
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money could buy my friends with shitty, soul-crushing jobs they're only keeping for the health insurance a year of rest to work on creative projects and take care of their bodies and minds (and cats, and gardens, and families), but it can't buy Elon Musk kids who actually like him
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
money could buy my friends with shitty, soul-crushing jobs they're only keeping for the health insurance a year of rest to work on creative projects and take care of their bodies and minds (and cats, and gardens, and families), but it can't buy Elon Musk kids who actually like him
Question: Did you see photo evidence your boss is a pedophile?
Answer: How dare you ask me that salacious question?
There isn't a jury in the world so unsophisticated that they'd fail to notice "she didn't say 'no.'"
Answer: How dare you ask me that salacious question?
There isn't a jury in the world so unsophisticated that they'd fail to notice "she didn't say 'no.'"
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Question: Did you see photo evidence your boss is a pedophile?
Answer: How dare you ask me that salacious question?
There isn't a jury in the world so unsophisticated that they'd fail to notice "she didn't say 'no.'"
Answer: How dare you ask me that salacious question?
There isn't a jury in the world so unsophisticated that they'd fail to notice "she didn't say 'no.'"
I haven't posted in a month. Busy time.
But on the plus side, I also haven't humiliated myself like Bsky leadership has these last few weeks.
But on the plus side, I also haven't humiliated myself like Bsky leadership has these last few weeks.
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I haven't posted in a month. Busy time.
But on the plus side, I also haven't humiliated myself like Bsky leadership has these last few weeks.
But on the plus side, I also haven't humiliated myself like Bsky leadership has these last few weeks.
Apparently, I died this week. It's been lovely seeing all the remembrances.
I was a handsome lad, wasn't I?
I was a handsome lad, wasn't I?
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Apparently, I died this week. It's been lovely seeing all the remembrances.
I was a handsome lad, wasn't I?
I was a handsome lad, wasn't I?
Is he our first ALL-CAPS POPE?
Might be. Don't remember Francis being a capslock guy.
Might be. Don't remember Francis being a capslock guy.
not just a climate pope, but an all caps petition sharing climate pope
May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is he our first ALL-CAPS POPE?
Might be. Don't remember Francis being a capslock guy.
Might be. Don't remember Francis being a capslock guy.
Any Pope who has already called JD Vance trash in public is all right by me.
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Any Pope who has already called JD Vance trash in public is all right by me.
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Anybody who shows up at the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight deserves our total & eternal contempt.
April 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anybody who shows up at the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight deserves our total & eternal contempt.
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As a reminder, Joseph Welch — who defied McCarthy and brought him low with the “no sense of decency” line — was a partner at the prestigious firm of Hale and Dorr (now WilmerHale).
It’s not only possible for leading firms to resist; it’s essential.
It’s not only possible for leading firms to resist; it’s essential.
All we need right now is at least one big law firm to speak out and take a stand - surely they will get support from others.
It’s also time for associates in those firms to speak out and push their partners internally and also organize externally.
History won’t be kind to those who are silent.
It’s also time for associates in those firms to speak out and push their partners internally and also organize externally.
History won’t be kind to those who are silent.
It does face backlash, it will face backlash & especially in light of last night's EO - Trump's broadest, most unhinged swipe against lawyers who oppose him yet -- I am heartened by what I'm hearing from many in the profession more determined than ever to push back.
March 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As a reminder, Joseph Welch — who defied McCarthy and brought him low with the “no sense of decency” line — was a partner at the prestigious firm of Hale and Dorr (now WilmerHale).
It’s not only possible for leading firms to resist; it’s essential.
It’s not only possible for leading firms to resist; it’s essential.
The Snacks must flow!
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Snacks must flow!
Operational Security Profile: Trust Me Bro.
oh cool the guy in charge of the pentagon is too dumb to even make his venmo private prospect.org/politics/202...
Pete Hegseth’s Venmo: Defense Contractors, UnitedHealth Execs, Fox, and Friends
The VA may be the next government agency to go dark, if Pete Hegseth’s digital Rolodex is anything to go by.
prospect.org
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Operational Security Profile: Trust Me Bro.
No one puts Willie in a Starter Pack, because Willie is a self-starter.
December 6, 2024 at 12:06 AM
No one puts Willie in a Starter Pack, because Willie is a self-starter.
I've been a little quiet lately.
Not much to say about the end of the world as we know it...
Not much to say about the end of the world as we know it...
November 24, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I've been a little quiet lately.
Not much to say about the end of the world as we know it...
Not much to say about the end of the world as we know it...
When the leader is a loudmouth racist prick, that gives everyone permission to be a loudmouth racist prick.
Then they get reminded that only the leader gets that weird pass from the press and his party, they get kicked in the balls, and they come out crying and talking about Jesus.
Then they get reminded that only the leader gets that weird pass from the press and his party, they get kicked in the balls, and they come out crying and talking about Jesus.
This is one of the most viciously racist things I've seen a member of Congress say in years.
September 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
When the leader is a loudmouth racist prick, that gives everyone permission to be a loudmouth racist prick.
Then they get reminded that only the leader gets that weird pass from the press and his party, they get kicked in the balls, and they come out crying and talking about Jesus.
Then they get reminded that only the leader gets that weird pass from the press and his party, they get kicked in the balls, and they come out crying and talking about Jesus.
"Too fascist for Mussolini's Grandkid" is a good phrase. May it catch on.
“Granddaughter of Mussolini to leave Brothers of Italy as it is ‘too rightwing’” www.theguardian.com/world/2024/s... Children are not their parents, and grandchildren doubly so, but this is still very, very funny.
Granddaughter of Mussolini to leave Brothers of Italy as it is ‘too rightwing’
Rachele Mussolini, a city councillor in Rome, will join Forza Italia, a more liberal party in Meloni’s ruling coalition
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2024 at 11:09 PM
"Too fascist for Mussolini's Grandkid" is a good phrase. May it catch on.
Leon Panetta orders coffee: Medium roast, light cream, two sugars, I killed bin Laden.
August 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Leon Panetta orders coffee: Medium roast, light cream, two sugars, I killed bin Laden.
This haircut has been popular with the fascists since the 1930s.
It's not all Hugo Boss.
It's not all Hugo Boss.
still laughing at this, shit looks like chewbacca army crawling across a giant doormat
August 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
This haircut has been popular with the fascists since the 1930s.
It's not all Hugo Boss.
It's not all Hugo Boss.
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What the hot-buttered-Christ?
June 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
What the hot-buttered-Christ?
Within five years the "summer movie season' will begin in February. Calling it now.
I don't understand it! The weather is warm and beautiful, school is over for the year...oh, wait, none of that is true because IT'S NOT SUMMER YET.
May 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Within five years the "summer movie season' will begin in February. Calling it now.
I'm not really an extremely handsome cockney thief from the 1960s.
But deep down, where it counts...
But deep down, where it counts...
March 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I'm not really an extremely handsome cockney thief from the 1960s.
But deep down, where it counts...
But deep down, where it counts...