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Goddamn
Welcome aboard MOBY-DICK WEEK at @flaminghydra.com, debuting with @benehrenreich.bsky.social reading aloud.
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Whale hunt
Moby-Dick Week begins, with Ben Ehrenreich reading aloud
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December 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Goddamn
“Christmas doesn’t really have any techno songs. It’s all just carols and bops.” - a 10 year old bummed by the seasonal playlists
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Christmas doesn’t really have any techno songs. It’s all just carols and bops.” - a 10 year old bummed by the seasonal playlists
@therealgstoye.bsky.social we are free until September!
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@therealgstoye.bsky.social we are free until September!
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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Don't let the ASB OPI (legit) distract you from the TesLaa OPI (dumb)
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Don't let the ASB OPI (legit) distract you from the TesLaa OPI (dumb)
Choose Love imo
"My words don't matter," the Lions fan told Freep... come on, now
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Choose Love imo
Really shit the bed in the 3rd quarter again
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Really shit the bed in the 3rd quarter again
What’s the NFL punishment for punching a fan?
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What’s the NFL punishment for punching a fan?
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My family:
Me: Pistons won
Me: Pistons won
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My family:
Me: Pistons won
Me: Pistons won
What … in … the
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What … in … the
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“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia.
It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia.
It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
Cursed vision of Bret singing “Sex Farm”
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Cursed vision of Bret singing “Sex Farm”
Relegate them all to the UFL
NFC South is on pace to be the first division since the 2020 NFC East where all four teams had negative DVOA ratings.
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Relegate them all to the UFL
@therealgstoye.bsky.social thanks for being my emotional support Lions fan. Time to put the rest of the Pistons national broadcasts on my calendar.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@therealgstoye.bsky.social thanks for being my emotional support Lions fan. Time to put the rest of the Pistons national broadcasts on my calendar.
Counting on the corpse of Phillip Rivers to keep Lions playoff hopes alive, not great
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Counting on the corpse of Phillip Rivers to keep Lions playoff hopes alive, not great
Is the Lions defensive strategy to give up so may passing yards, a receiver gets hurt? Our investigation at 11.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is the Lions defensive strategy to give up so may passing yards, a receiver gets hurt? Our investigation at 11.
Trip the receiver and hit to the quarterback helmet
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trip the receiver and hit to the quarterback helmet
I just can’t even with these “catches”
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I just can’t even with these “catches”
John McClane, in front of a trail of bodies, sweat and blood soaked, bathed in the glow of a Christmas tree: “God rest ye merry gentlemen”
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
John McClane, in front of a trail of bodies, sweat and blood soaked, bathed in the glow of a Christmas tree: “God rest ye merry gentlemen”
Did an AI make this?
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Did an AI make this?
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Today is the 4 year anniversary of our first union victory! Since then, we've won over 650 union elections.
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
Starbucks workers are still without a labor deal four years after their first union win. Here’s why | CNN Business
The Starbucks union organizing campaign has been one of the biggest successes in the American labor movement over the past few years. But despite momentum, there is still no first labor contract, a ke...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today is the 4 year anniversary of our first union victory! Since then, we've won over 650 union elections.
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...
It's been 4 years without a contract, and 4 years of union busting. That's why we're on day 26 of our national ULP strike - and we won't back down.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/09/b...