Ephram Wilkoff
@wilkoffe.bsky.social
Jack of Some Trades. Foster/Adoptive Parent with @greenidea. Video Production. Creative. Musician. (He/Him)
If you have the Canadian postal code for Adventures in Odyssey locked up tight in the recesses of your brain, how is therapy going?
January 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
If you have the Canadian postal code for Adventures in Odyssey locked up tight in the recesses of your brain, how is therapy going?
Save calories by skipping the cream and sugar in your coffee and putting it on a glazed doughnut. Follow me for more dieting tips.
November 4, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Save calories by skipping the cream and sugar in your coffee and putting it on a glazed doughnut. Follow me for more dieting tips.
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Mfw online gambling ads come on
October 13, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Mfw online gambling ads come on
Me as a kid: don’t unplug the bath till I get out! I don’t want to go down the drain!
My kid: I will stay in this bath until every single drop goes down and there is nothing you can do about it.
My kid: I will stay in this bath until every single drop goes down and there is nothing you can do about it.
October 12, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Me as a kid: don’t unplug the bath till I get out! I don’t want to go down the drain!
My kid: I will stay in this bath until every single drop goes down and there is nothing you can do about it.
My kid: I will stay in this bath until every single drop goes down and there is nothing you can do about it.
Is it ADHD if you have to stop listening to the Code Switch podcast because they bring up a chemical plant and you have to go listening to the Sonic sound track?
October 11, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Is it ADHD if you have to stop listening to the Code Switch podcast because they bring up a chemical plant and you have to go listening to the Sonic sound track?
Reformed worship songs could depress a clown on Zoloft.
October 10, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Reformed worship songs could depress a clown on Zoloft.
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You want my take?
Come quickly Lord Jesus.
Come quickly Lord Jesus.
October 9, 2023 at 4:50 PM
You want my take?
Come quickly Lord Jesus.
Come quickly Lord Jesus.
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Remember that you are but MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
September 2, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Remember that you are but MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Pour one out for the unwindulax folks today.
September 2, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Pour one out for the unwindulax folks today.
How is the Bluesky void this fine Saturday?
August 26, 2023 at 4:55 PM
How is the Bluesky void this fine Saturday?
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if you read your Bible more my posts would be funnier
August 9, 2023 at 3:02 PM
if you read your Bible more my posts would be funnier
This is by far the most boomer book I have ever read. And I’ve read John Maxwell.
August 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
This is by far the most boomer book I have ever read. And I’ve read John Maxwell.
Your daily reminder to alternate which arm you carry the baby in.
Sincerely,
My weak as crap right arm
Sincerely,
My weak as crap right arm
August 16, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Your daily reminder to alternate which arm you carry the baby in.
Sincerely,
My weak as crap right arm
Sincerely,
My weak as crap right arm
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"I am wearied with these hospitable people, they so pursue me and pull me about with their civilities. They won't let me alone."
- Charles Wesley, patron saint of millennials
- Charles Wesley, patron saint of millennials
August 11, 2023 at 10:40 AM
"I am wearied with these hospitable people, they so pursue me and pull me about with their civilities. They won't let me alone."
- Charles Wesley, patron saint of millennials
- Charles Wesley, patron saint of millennials
On the days when I cannot trust in people, I will trust in God.
August 9, 2023 at 5:25 PM
On the days when I cannot trust in people, I will trust in God.
Super solid lunch experience today.
August 4, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Super solid lunch experience today.
The first practical step in any renovation is demo day! Perhaps instead of lamenting deconstruction as a whole we should be lending a hand to those in the process in order to help people salvage what is worth reusing as they remodel their faith.
August 3, 2023 at 4:11 PM
The first practical step in any renovation is demo day! Perhaps instead of lamenting deconstruction as a whole we should be lending a hand to those in the process in order to help people salvage what is worth reusing as they remodel their faith.
These folks are part of the deaconate for sure.
grant us the courage to avoid the things we cannot flush
the system to flush the things we can
and wisdom to know the difference.
— sewerenity prayer
the system to flush the things we can
and wisdom to know the difference.
— sewerenity prayer
August 3, 2023 at 2:18 PM
These folks are part of the deaconate for sure.
If Twitter was shouting into the void… this is shouting into the deepest voidiest void that ever voided.
August 3, 2023 at 2:13 PM
If Twitter was shouting into the void… this is shouting into the deepest voidiest void that ever voided.
New goal: Write a worship song with the hook from Bluey as the intro
August 2, 2023 at 10:55 AM
New goal: Write a worship song with the hook from Bluey as the intro
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band.
August 1, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band.
When that daily lectionary reading hits you exactly where you are in life. 👌
August 1, 2023 at 6:27 PM
When that daily lectionary reading hits you exactly where you are in life. 👌
Follow these awesome folks! #FMSky
August 1, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Follow these awesome folks! #FMSky
How many posts before I get codes… 🤔
August 1, 2023 at 6:23 PM
How many posts before I get codes… 🤔
Listening to my 3 year old sing to himself while he waits for the rest of the family to wake up is the best. He is the cutest chonkiest boy.
July 25, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Listening to my 3 year old sing to himself while he waits for the rest of the family to wake up is the best. He is the cutest chonkiest boy.