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Jacob Wilkinson
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“What about Marisa Tomei?”
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Pretty convincing response from Trump to the WSJ story about him sending an Sex Vampire Birthday Greeting to Jeffrey Epstein. Going to go ahead and declare this one "a nothing burger."
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him,

Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
March 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Easy way to find a union grocer is to Google UFCW and your city. In MN the big ones are Cub, Lunds & Byerly’s, Kowalski’s, most of the co-ops.
Pro tip: if you’re angry that your favorite retailer is abandoning DEI policies, shop #union. Your local unionized grocery store workers have a contract that protects their rights, promotes diversity in hiring, equal pay, and fairness. It’s not a magic racism-eraser but a unionized retailer 1/2
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
September 20, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM