Wil Alambre
@wilalambre.bsky.social
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hey it's my birthday look at this cool bug i found
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
hey it's my birthday look at this cool bug i found
Apple Jacks and Fumito Ueda. 🥃📗
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Apple Jacks and Fumito Ueda. 🥃📗
It turns out if you visit Goodies Bakery and give them money, they will just *hand over* half a dozen oversized red velvet cookies, *trusting* some like *me* to do something *sensible* with them all.
That’s wild.
That’s wild.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It turns out if you visit Goodies Bakery and give them money, they will just *hand over* half a dozen oversized red velvet cookies, *trusting* some like *me* to do something *sensible* with them all.
That’s wild.
That’s wild.
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
I’ve found my new favourite weekend theme song. www.instagram.com/reel/DRSUPUO...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ve found my new favourite weekend theme song. www.instagram.com/reel/DRSUPUO...
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I hadn't realised how many game deal feeds I've subscribed to until now, when I've been bowled over by all the Black Friday sale announcements. 😵💫
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hadn't realised how many game deal feeds I've subscribed to until now, when I've been bowled over by all the Black Friday sale announcements. 😵💫
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When I see a bakery.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When I see a bakery.
As winter slowly rolls its way it, I bring my annual transition from “anti-social shit-in hermit that goes no where” to “anti-social shut-in hermit that can now use the frigid weather and bad road conditions as an excuse to not go anywhere”. 🤗
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As winter slowly rolls its way it, I bring my annual transition from “anti-social shit-in hermit that goes no where” to “anti-social shut-in hermit that can now use the frigid weather and bad road conditions as an excuse to not go anywhere”. 🤗
One of the games I would immediately pick up if a proper PC port of it existed.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of the games I would immediately pick up if a proper PC port of it existed.
That point in a game where you’re trying to figure out if you’re *actually* enjoying it “despite its flaws” or if you’re not having fun but are too *stubborn* to admit it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
That point in a game where you’re trying to figure out if you’re *actually* enjoying it “despite its flaws” or if you’re not having fun but are too *stubborn* to admit it.
Look who's coming to town... ! www.canadalifecentre.ca/calendar-eve...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Bigger & Weirder 2026 Tour
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November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look who's coming to town... ! www.canadalifecentre.ca/calendar-eve...
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I forgot to seize the day… xox
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I forgot to seize the day… xox
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
An *incredible* amount of goalpost-moving happening today, helping to reveal the most *absolutely irredeemable* sort of people.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
An *incredible* amount of goalpost-moving happening today, helping to reveal the most *absolutely irredeemable* sort of people.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
I had forgotten what a fun little game Katamari Damacy is! I'm glad I took the short while to replay it, as it was a nice break from the action-adventure gaming I've been doing lately 😃
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I had forgotten what a fun little game Katamari Damacy is! I'm glad I took the short while to replay it, as it was a nice break from the action-adventure gaming I've been doing lately 😃
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Another action adventure game put to bed. 💪 Guess I'll have to dig through my Steam library and figure out what's next.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Another action adventure game put to bed. 💪 Guess I'll have to dig through my Steam library and figure out what's next.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Every time I need to deal with TestFlight and the App Store, I'm reminded of how frustrating and convoluted the whole god damn process is.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every time I need to deal with TestFlight and the App Store, I'm reminded of how frustrating and convoluted the whole god damn process is.
Dress for the job you want.
Doom: The Dark Ages Doom Slayer 1/1 Scale Wearable Helmet Bundle is $104.99 on BBTS DOTD buff.ly/HwrWMod
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dress for the job you want.