widderslainte
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widderslainte
@widderslainte.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Well typing into a little box on a screen is better than screaming, right?
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John Wick 5 should just be the story of the Baba Yaga, with no gunplay or martial arts, but with Keanu Reeves playing a gender fluid Baba Yaga living in the chicken legged house, flying around medieval Russia in a magical pestle and mortar, with no explanation or any connection to the other films.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
John Wick 5 should just be the story of the Baba Yaga, with no gunplay or martial arts, but with Keanu Reeves playing a gender fluid Baba Yaga living in the chicken legged house, flying around medieval Russia in a magical pestle and mortar, with no explanation or any connection to the other films.
"Danzig's violent music and use of Satanic imagery conflicted with the corporate image projected by Disney, the parent company of Danzig's new record label, Hollywood Records."
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"Danzig's violent music and use of Satanic imagery conflicted with the corporate image projected by Disney, the parent company of Danzig's new record label, Hollywood Records."
Walmart had nothing I came for (not surprised), but I got to hear the (objectively) worst Cure song (surprised)
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Walmart had nothing I came for (not surprised), but I got to hear the (objectively) worst Cure song (surprised)
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Crom laughs from his mountain
September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Crom laughs from his mountain
Maybe it's the cough syrup talking, but I want a buddy cop series starring Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen, solving crimes around Europe, tasting local dishes, and getting called "loose cannons" by their boss, Werner Herzog
September 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Maybe it's the cough syrup talking, but I want a buddy cop series starring Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen, solving crimes around Europe, tasting local dishes, and getting called "loose cannons" by their boss, Werner Herzog
Gonna start a GoFundMe for a party mausoleum
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gonna start a GoFundMe for a party mausoleum
Going to start using "see you in Valhalla" casually: at the end of work meetings, when I go out to buy groceries, when I flush the toilet. It's an all-purpose phrase.
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Going to start using "see you in Valhalla" casually: at the end of work meetings, when I go out to buy groceries, when I flush the toilet. It's an all-purpose phrase.
We're like a week away from RFK Jr telling us the benefits of drinking our own piss.
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We're like a week away from RFK Jr telling us the benefits of drinking our own piss.
More AI mistakes
September 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
More AI mistakes
Trust the Dead Milkmen, not AI
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Trust the Dead Milkmen, not AI
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Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
August 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
Two music legends in one week.
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Two music legends in one week.
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Pisces: Don’t forget the importance of self-care. Take the time to cook a healthy meal at home or relax with a glass of wine or build a ladder to the heavens and fight a god. You do you.
July 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pisces: Don’t forget the importance of self-care. Take the time to cook a healthy meal at home or relax with a glass of wine or build a ladder to the heavens and fight a god. You do you.
JD Vance sounds like some guy from an injury settlement commercial you'd see when you're home sick from school
July 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
JD Vance sounds like some guy from an injury settlement commercial you'd see when you're home sick from school
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Relatedly, if you haven't been in an archives you have no idea just how much historical material is not online, not even a digital record of it. An LLM cannot research data it doesn't have. It can't even extrapolate where to find that material.
June 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Relatedly, if you haven't been in an archives you have no idea just how much historical material is not online, not even a digital record of it. An LLM cannot research data it doesn't have. It can't even extrapolate where to find that material.
Parades are dumb.
June 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Parades are dumb.
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Oh sure, ChatGPT can replace everyone's jobs, but it claims it's unethical to for it to give me a 30 day plan to start my own MK-ULTRA program at home.
May 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh sure, ChatGPT can replace everyone's jobs, but it claims it's unethical to for it to give me a 30 day plan to start my own MK-ULTRA program at home.
I'd say Quicksand or Please Mr Gravedigger if I wanted to be a weirdo, but his greatest achievement is singing Reptile with NIN and making it a good song.
May 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'd say Quicksand or Please Mr Gravedigger if I wanted to be a weirdo, but his greatest achievement is singing Reptile with NIN and making it a good song.
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I cannot tell why this was exactly
May 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I cannot tell why this was exactly
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i’m having “cincinnati style” pizza: one slice of white bread soaked in lime juice overnight, lightly salted, and downed like an oyster. it’s all people eat out here
May 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m having “cincinnati style” pizza: one slice of white bread soaked in lime juice overnight, lightly salted, and downed like an oyster. it’s all people eat out here
The Oddities and Curiosities Expo was pretty cool, but I was expecting more sketchy shit of questionable legality and much sketchier people.
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Oddities and Curiosities Expo was pretty cool, but I was expecting more sketchy shit of questionable legality and much sketchier people.
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best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want
May 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want
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And, to wind up, with Pisces, or the Fishes, we sleep.
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And, to wind up, with Pisces, or the Fishes, we sleep.
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April 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM