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Are you still a part of the Rhythm Nation?
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Save up and buy fewer things, but nicer things instead of cheaper stuff. In particular - bedding, furniture, cookware
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A coworker just told me about how she likes to leave leftover pizza in the fridge for a few days and then eat what she describes as "pizza jerky"

Do I call HR?
May 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So Trump says that kids will only have 3 dolls now. Which 3 of these do you choose?
May 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A Wendy's JBC is the perfect snack for a health nut like myself
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Same energy: "I don't have a lawn mower, but my lawn keeps growing! Any ideas on how I can get my lawn looking neater and more trimmed? Any help would be appreciated."

#ProudBlue
February 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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'Suspected spam' is not as meaty as we thought it would be in the 80s
February 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Roses are red, rivers are wet...
Your mom's got a sweet
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That would have been the first thing I grabbed tbh
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A coworker walked in with the the same coat as me and I said "hey, we're the jacket brothers!" and a different coworker told me that I shouldn't call ourselves that or ever say it out loud
February 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't understand how the word "woke" has a negative connotation
February 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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i feel a sense of accomplishment when everyone eats the leftovers
January 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There comes a time in everyone's life when you think, ok I've heard enough new music - I'm ok only hearing songs I already know
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watching Suits - for lawyers it seems crazy that no one can keep a GD secret
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What's up with deodorant companies trying to tell you to use it on your genitals?
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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a human’s death certificate is a ghost’s birth certificate.
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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(Cool cigarette hanging out of the corner of my mouth only it's a french fry)
January 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Instead of a bio with "proud dad" just once I wanna see "I'm pretty fucken ashamed of these grifting toddlers and here's your wallet back"
January 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If he wasn't a doctor or if his name was Norman instead of Dre so many lyrics wouldn't have worked
January 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Surf's up
January 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Are you serious? I totally would have licked that out..." - my dog looking at me when I threw out the empty dog food can
January 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
October 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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Contrary to what you might have heard, running away solves absolutely everything.
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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I once got lost in the woods and it was terrifying, I didn’t think I’d make it out alive.

Well, it wasn’t quite the woods so much as IKEA.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM