Mallory
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Probably hitting my head against the keyboard writing fic.
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I sell toys for a living, that should tell you enough.
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I sell toys for a living, that should tell you enough.
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this is who they surveyed
July 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
this is who they surveyed
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bananas can be a nutritious snack but do u know what is a more abundant source of potassium
that is right the humble potato
that is right the humble potato
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
bananas can be a nutritious snack but do u know what is a more abundant source of potassium
that is right the humble potato
that is right the humble potato
The Jersey shore already answered that question. (Also I laughed so hard at this I slapped myself in the chest.)
June 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Jersey shore already answered that question. (Also I laughed so hard at this I slapped myself in the chest.)
Only solution to this is to record an “in case I get murdered” video.
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Only solution to this is to record an “in case I get murdered” video.
Imagine hating me, and I'm just over here getting excited over a Funko Pop release.
May 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Imagine hating me, and I'm just over here getting excited over a Funko Pop release.
I'm probably going to have zero hearing because of how loud I listen to "Vicious Sensitive Robot" but fuck it, we ride (deaf)
May 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm probably going to have zero hearing because of how loud I listen to "Vicious Sensitive Robot" but fuck it, we ride (deaf)
People really be out there getting brand new faces, huh?
April 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
People really be out there getting brand new faces, huh?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THESE BUT OH GODDDD MARÍA ZARDOYA LAST NIGHT AT COACHELLA IS THE MOST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
April 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THESE BUT OH GODDDD MARÍA ZARDOYA LAST NIGHT AT COACHELLA IS THE MOST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Surprised this isn't an ad for Surfside Cocktails. 💅🏻
On April 17, 1955, Roberto Clemente started in right field and made his Major League debut at Forbes Field, singling in his first at-bat of the game.
April 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Surprised this isn't an ad for Surfside Cocktails. 💅🏻
PEDRO PASCAL SMUT. ✅
I’m saying this in my capacity as an author and once and future library worker:
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
PEDRO PASCAL SMUT. ✅
this is my ideal life tbh
Morning duckies!
It was a bit chaotic because we're doing puppy training with all things poultry, and Sadie was very wiggly (not pictured) and Heidi (older dog) was being a PITA, but we have peas!
It was a bit chaotic because we're doing puppy training with all things poultry, and Sadie was very wiggly (not pictured) and Heidi (older dog) was being a PITA, but we have peas!
April 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this is my ideal life tbh
WE'RE BACK BABYYYYYYYYY
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
WE'RE BACK BABYYYYYYYYY
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This is perfection. TennisThom, Idk if you're on this website, but holy fuck. I see one of my favorite albums ever in a brand new light. Brilliant.
A Deep Dive into Frank Ocean's Blonde
YouTube video by TennisThom
www.youtube.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is perfection. TennisThom, Idk if you're on this website, but holy fuck. I see one of my favorite albums ever in a brand new light. Brilliant.
Only 3 sleeps until the official day of wet. 💦🌊💧
Happy Wet Day (observed) and many Urkels to you!!
Get soaked with Ike and Spike Minksalmon and dental receptionist Carolyn Parker.
Get soaked with Ike and Spike Minksalmon and dental receptionist Carolyn Parker.
April 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Only 3 sleeps until the official day of wet. 💦🌊💧
The world is burning but hey here’s some ridiculous shit that has brought me joy.
April 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The world is burning but hey here’s some ridiculous shit that has brought me joy.
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Feels like the years I’ve spent in my garage working on the Ditnento Switch 3 is about. To pay. OFF.
April 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Feels like the years I’ve spent in my garage working on the Ditnento Switch 3 is about. To pay. OFF.
Dear god. I can’t even imagine what I’ll be doing next month but please let the world last until this.
Christopher Nolan’s #TheOdyssey is being described as a visionary, once-in-a-generation cinematic masterpiece that Homer himself would quite likely be proud of.
Releasing in theaters on July 17, 2026.
Releasing in theaters on July 17, 2026.
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dear god. I can’t even imagine what I’ll be doing next month but please let the world last until this.
It's hard for me to be excited about politics these days... to feel happy about where our country is headed... because everything is SO FUCKING heavy but damn, watching Cory Booker does warm a tiny bit of my heart.
April 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's hard for me to be excited about politics these days... to feel happy about where our country is headed... because everything is SO FUCKING heavy but damn, watching Cory Booker does warm a tiny bit of my heart.
And that’s why I love ‘em.
[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And that’s why I love ‘em.
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a bunch of insecurities in a trenchcoat pretending to be a functioning woman
March 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
a bunch of insecurities in a trenchcoat pretending to be a functioning woman
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Everyone is excited to see Pedro Pascal in a rom com but honestly we should all be equally excited to watch him beat up a bunch of Nazis in freaky tales
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Everyone is excited to see Pedro Pascal in a rom com but honestly we should all be equally excited to watch him beat up a bunch of Nazis in freaky tales
Me: “Would a depressed person make this?!” *holds up a soggy tomato sandwich with an ungodly amount of mayonnaise and black pepper*
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me: “Would a depressed person make this?!” *holds up a soggy tomato sandwich with an ungodly amount of mayonnaise and black pepper*
It's a travesty that Warren Zevon isn't the Rock N Roll HOF.
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's a travesty that Warren Zevon isn't the Rock N Roll HOF.