Local Man
@whoabot.wtf
fight the good fight, drink the good booze. detroit sports talker abouter/dumb joke maker. #LGRW #OnePride
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walking to the bathroom to release an eight pound football turd after eating an unreasonable amount of thanksgiving food
a man in a suit and tie is walking down a stage .
Alt: Vince McMahon strutting down the ramp to the ring. This GIF was chosen for the strut and is not an endorsement of this man whatsoever
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 9:07 PM
walking to the bathroom to release an eight pound football turd after eating an unreasonable amount of thanksgiving food
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
microblogging platforms like twitter and bluesky have been around for over 20 years, with every bad take imaginable having been said
it's only been accelerated after tesla guy bought twitter, called it "x", and turned it into a foreign propaganda mill
this still might be the worst take posted
it's only been accelerated after tesla guy bought twitter, called it "x", and turned it into a foreign propaganda mill
this still might be the worst take posted
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
microblogging platforms like twitter and bluesky have been around for over 20 years, with every bad take imaginable having been said
it's only been accelerated after tesla guy bought twitter, called it "x", and turned it into a foreign propaganda mill
this still might be the worst take posted
it's only been accelerated after tesla guy bought twitter, called it "x", and turned it into a foreign propaganda mill
this still might be the worst take posted
carl
hit
penis
fuck! carl's gonna hit me square in the DICK!
hit
penis
fuck! carl's gonna hit me square in the DICK!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
carl
hit
penis
fuck! carl's gonna hit me square in the DICK!
hit
penis
fuck! carl's gonna hit me square in the DICK!
do you ever just have a Sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
do you ever just have a Sandwich
walking out of work to start your 22 day vacation
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a champions sign
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a champions sign
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
walking out of work to start your 22 day vacation
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millennials and zoomers have increasingly grown up with muslims. to us, they're just our neighbors, like anyone else on the street. they're just americans.
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
millennials and zoomers have increasingly grown up with muslims. to us, they're just our neighbors, like anyone else on the street. they're just americans.
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it
more like Losesome Earle-Sears
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia governor’s race, defeating Republican Winsome Earle-Sears and becoming the state's first female governor.
Virginia governor’s race will test Trump and Democrats nationally — and make history
Democrat Abigail Spanberger is facing Republican Winsome Earle-Sears in the Virginia race for governor.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
more like Losesome Earle-Sears
good day. good election results, dick cheney is no longer taking up space on this planet, and i had the gobbler sandwich from arby's. a win for everybody that matters.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
good day. good election results, dick cheney is no longer taking up space on this planet, and i had the gobbler sandwich from arby's. a win for everybody that matters.
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this might be the funniest thing i've read on twitter in a looooong time
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
this might be the funniest thing i've read on twitter in a looooong time
few things feel as good than The Worst People You Know being mad
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
few things feel as good than The Worst People You Know being mad
desperately trying to get to the bottom of who is to blame for me drunkenly eating 3/4 of a family size bag of chex mix
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
desperately trying to get to the bottom of who is to blame for me drunkenly eating 3/4 of a family size bag of chex mix
crap i forgot to post this yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
crap i forgot to post this yesterday
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eat shit justin tucker!
68 YARD FIELD GOAL FOR THE JAGS. NFL RECORD.
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
eat shit justin tucker!
sam laporta carrying more vikings than a snekkja longship
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sam laporta carrying more vikings than a snekkja longship
we have a lot of fun with Mickey Redmond and his ginger ales during Red Wings games, but after watching the highlights tonight and hearing him (attempt to) talk, this man absolutely needs a literal ginger ale
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
we have a lot of fun with Mickey Redmond and his ginger ales during Red Wings games, but after watching the highlights tonight and hearing him (attempt to) talk, this man absolutely needs a literal ginger ale
who up misterin they pibb
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
who up misterin they pibb
why is larry murphy all hot dog colored
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
why is larry murphy all hot dog colored