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Analytics Engineer @ Mojang. Founder @ Electric Oxen. Dabbler.
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All quiet on the Western Front.

IS PORTLAND A WAR ZONE?

Nope. Click & see for yourself.

Camera views all over Portland show the REAL STORY...

Every major city in the world should be so WAR-TORN.

isportlandburning.com#cameras
Is Portland Burning?
No. See real-time Portland cameras, PulsePoint incidents, and sourced fact checks.
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October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Holy smokes, the current drummers for The Offspring are SO young.

It turns out the kids ARE alright.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Boy oh boy that "Leave Trump Alone" sign on I-5 around Centrailia is giving big "LeAvE BrItNeY aLoNe!!!" vibes.

Absolutely unhinged. 😂 Hilariously delusional.
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
On 4th of July, we wear black. #youcantsitwithus #itsnowafuneral
July 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After months of having no floor and a hole in our wall where the entertainment center used to be (water leak), the repair is complete, and everything back together. Huzzah, we can listen to vinyl again.
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Its official! I got my job... but full time.

Also, it means I will be back living in Seattle a little less than half the time because I'll be working in Redmond. 🎮

See you friends there soon I hope!

#pinchme #imbluedabadee #helloseattle
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wow. Some seriously good things have been happening for me today. Going to bask in this while I wait for a shoe to drop somewhere. But for now... its been a good day and #hypehypehype
June 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

That is all.
May 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Absolutely shook that Ireland isn't in the Eurovision final today. Laika Party is an amazing song and makes me want to play Dance Dance Revolution in the year 2000.

I suppose I'm rooting for Sweden now... SAUNA!

#eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Glad to know my wayward experience being followed by a rampaging unicorn while playing Oblivion is common enough to be immortalized in an article.
After 8 hours of being hunted by a murderous unicorn in Oblivion Remastered, I'm torn between "we're so back" and "please save me"
Now Playing | Turning Oblivion into a horror game without mods
www.gamesradar.com
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just finished playing Chapter 3 of South of Midnight. I am prepared to be entirely emotionally destroyed by the end of this game. It's a masterpiece.

#southofmidnight #gamesky
April 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Perspective changes everything.
[Ars Mathermatica]
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
there is momentum towards a potentially huge thing for me professionally. While I'm not much for superstitions, I could use all the good luck vibes I could get friends. #hopeindarktimes #fingerscrossedyall #dothedamnthing
April 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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You like the Minecraft Movie Live Event?... Extended for another week!
April 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Minecraft hoodie my mom gave me last year got too big, so it's been upcycled into a padded tote!
March 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Today's outfit for a Hamilton outing. Two me-made pieces! The cape I made back in 2018 before my trip to Shanghai Disney.

The skirt I made yesterday out of Alice In Wonderland print on lovely bamboo fabric. #sewing
March 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Projector sewing begins! I'm free of taping and cutting paper. Hooraaaaay! It's been a while since I've seen clothes, and thrilled to boot my hobby back up. #sewing #crafting #craftech
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Behold! The outline of the piece of wall that will need to be cut out due to water damage from a leaky pipe. SO FUN.
February 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yuna kept trying to claim my project while I was making the pillows, so I made her a quilt out of the leftover hexagon I cut.
February 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Decorative pillows complete! Big cat motif is always a good choice. Slowly the hobby room is gaining its own personality. #sewing #embroidery #craftroom
February 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I intend to turn this (and one more similar one) into a set of delightful little pillows for my craft room. I'm having trouble deciding which machine embroidery design to commit to. This also may be my second time quilting ever, so its... imperfect. #sewing #crafting #quilting #embroidery
February 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Verdict was... delicious. Small amounts of refinement to do for next time, but a formidable first attempt at these rolls.
February 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trying my hand at making dinner rolls from "An Unaplogetic Cookbook" by Joshua Weissman. Very excited to try a bunch of takes on the basics from this book as part of my replacing doomscrolling with living. Fingers crossed I do this dough justice.
February 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I was told there would be checks and balances
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM