Chris Woelfel
@chriswoelfel.com
Husband. Father. Personal account & does not represent the views of my employer. Read at your own risk. :D This is for fun.
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We’re bringing Quests to Mob Maze starting today, along with a variety of quality-of-life improvements!
Welcome to Quests of Quality!📜
Our latest update for Mob Maze.
Welcome to Quests of Quality!📜
Our latest update for Mob Maze.
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
We’re bringing Quests to Mob Maze starting today, along with a variety of quality-of-life improvements!
Welcome to Quests of Quality!📜
Our latest update for Mob Maze.
Welcome to Quests of Quality!📜
Our latest update for Mob Maze.
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Being in NC is hilarious. I'm still seeing snow when it's 71 outside.
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Being in NC is hilarious. I'm still seeing snow when it's 71 outside.
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
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The All Lives Matter gang has seemingly disappeared from the face of the earth too
The pro life crowd real silent about all the children that have been detained.
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The All Lives Matter gang has seemingly disappeared from the face of the earth too
I just finished The Iron Flame (Fourth Wing)... on to Onyx Storm. This story is SO. DAMN. GOOD.
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I just finished The Iron Flame (Fourth Wing)... on to Onyx Storm. This story is SO. DAMN. GOOD.
DRAKE MAYE SUCKS! FUCK UNC!
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
DRAKE MAYE SUCKS! FUCK UNC!
First Super Bowl that feels like a party... Love it. Great job Bad Bunny! We jammin in my house!
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
First Super Bowl that feels like a party... Love it. Great job Bad Bunny! We jammin in my house!
There's absolutely 0 way that Secret Wars isn't at least a 2 part movie. It truly needs to be 3 parts to make the story breathe and have all the twists and turns as it deserves... But alas.
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
There's absolutely 0 way that Secret Wars isn't at least a 2 part movie. It truly needs to be 3 parts to make the story breathe and have all the twists and turns as it deserves... But alas.
Just finished reading Fourth Wing! AYYYYOOOOOO! (no spoilers for people who haven't finished) but Yea... It's time for Iron Flame babyyyyyyyy!
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Just finished reading Fourth Wing! AYYYYOOOOOO! (no spoilers for people who haven't finished) but Yea... It's time for Iron Flame babyyyyyyyy!
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ICE ALERT-
They are signing up to be Uber & LYFT drivers. Check your driver's stats. If they are a new driver, cancel the ride before they get to you.
They are signing up to be Uber & LYFT drivers. Check your driver's stats. If they are a new driver, cancel the ride before they get to you.
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ICE ALERT-
They are signing up to be Uber & LYFT drivers. Check your driver's stats. If they are a new driver, cancel the ride before they get to you.
They are signing up to be Uber & LYFT drivers. Check your driver's stats. If they are a new driver, cancel the ride before they get to you.
If Bill Belichick isn't a first ballot Hall of Fame then no one should ever be a first ballot Hall of Fame in NFL football ever.
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM
If Bill Belichick isn't a first ballot Hall of Fame then no one should ever be a first ballot Hall of Fame in NFL football ever.
Me and my wife are sick together. Same temperature and everything. Time to go back to sleep.
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Me and my wife are sick together. Same temperature and everything. Time to go back to sleep.
Oh this weather is bad... A little snow... Sleet and then Freezing rain...
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Oh this weather is bad... A little snow... Sleet and then Freezing rain...
Gotta love being sick the day after your birthday...
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Gotta love being sick the day after your birthday...
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Amazing I’d love to hear the clowns that said she should stop calling him a fascist 🙄, but they won’t say a word
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Amazing I’d love to hear the clowns that said she should stop calling him a fascist 🙄, but they won’t say a word
I am now 40 years old. Shit. Happy Birthday to me.
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I am now 40 years old. Shit. Happy Birthday to me.
The latest episode of JJK...
a man with glasses and yellow eyes is standing in the dark
ALT: a man with glasses and yellow eyes is standing in the dark
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January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The latest episode of JJK...
Obsidian 2 full games and 1 game preview release in 12 months.
Double Fine 2 full games in 12 months.
Playground Games 2 full games in 12 months.
All of these studios are amazing... 6 games from 3 studios... in 24 months... Crazy... Xbox baby.
Double Fine 2 full games in 12 months.
Playground Games 2 full games in 12 months.
All of these studios are amazing... 6 games from 3 studios... in 24 months... Crazy... Xbox baby.
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Obsidian 2 full games and 1 game preview release in 12 months.
Double Fine 2 full games in 12 months.
Playground Games 2 full games in 12 months.
All of these studios are amazing... 6 games from 3 studios... in 24 months... Crazy... Xbox baby.
Double Fine 2 full games in 12 months.
Playground Games 2 full games in 12 months.
All of these studios are amazing... 6 games from 3 studios... in 24 months... Crazy... Xbox baby.
The thing that I would want from them to justify their reasoning... Where is the edge? We got planes... One of them needs to learn to fly and go find it and take a picture.
I wonder how the flat-earthers justify the changing of seasons. Like, what do they think causes winter?
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The thing that I would want from them to justify their reasoning... Where is the edge? We got planes... One of them needs to learn to fly and go find it and take a picture.
I am upset at this damn "winter storm" not being a freaking winter storm here in NC for my Bday weekend party.
But it will be a winter storm for those traveling to me so I'm not mad at us having to postpone... But grrrrrrrrrr.
But it will be a winter storm for those traveling to me so I'm not mad at us having to postpone... But grrrrrrrrrr.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I am upset at this damn "winter storm" not being a freaking winter storm here in NC for my Bday weekend party.
But it will be a winter storm for those traveling to me so I'm not mad at us having to postpone... But grrrrrrrrrr.
But it will be a winter storm for those traveling to me so I'm not mad at us having to postpone... But grrrrrrrrrr.
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Gonna repeat again that nobody who worked for ICE should be allowed to live a normal life after this. There's no reforming it and abolishing it is bare minimum at this point
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Gonna repeat again that nobody who worked for ICE should be allowed to live a normal life after this. There's no reforming it and abolishing it is bare minimum at this point
1 year down in this bitch... 3 more to go.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
1 year down in this bitch... 3 more to go.
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Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
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“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”