Will
@whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social
Cynical optimist. Incoherent mess of thoughts/stream of consciousness.
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Will
@whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social
· Jan 9
These are pet policies, it's impossible to stay tuned into everything. But we stay aligned with what benefits the people.
Culture wars are designed to distract us from the big issues...but i'll always side with the people.
Anyway, welcome to my journal.
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
A man at the bridge flagged me down and started telling me how he is four years from retirement, has had two back surgeries, a stomach surgery. 62 years old and can do ONE ARMED pull-ups on EITHER SIDE
His goal is to run the new york city marathon in 26. Richie Shepherd: YOUR BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE
His goal is to run the new york city marathon in 26. Richie Shepherd: YOUR BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A man at the bridge flagged me down and started telling me how he is four years from retirement, has had two back surgeries, a stomach surgery. 62 years old and can do ONE ARMED pull-ups on EITHER SIDE
His goal is to run the new york city marathon in 26. Richie Shepherd: YOUR BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE
His goal is to run the new york city marathon in 26. Richie Shepherd: YOUR BIGGEST FAN RIGHT HERE
Tweaked my neck drying my hair after showering this morning. Call me keaton (batman cant move his neck to look)
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tweaked my neck drying my hair after showering this morning. Call me keaton (batman cant move his neck to look)
Democratic national committee: progressives need to get in line
Dem politicians when faced with the choice between unspeakable evil vs the right thinge that is achievable and popular among a majority of voters:
Dem politicians when faced with the choice between unspeakable evil vs the right thinge that is achievable and popular among a majority of voters:
a man in a blue shirt says i 'm playing both sides
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says i 'm playing both sides
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Democratic national committee: progressives need to get in line
Dem politicians when faced with the choice between unspeakable evil vs the right thinge that is achievable and popular among a majority of voters:
Dem politicians when faced with the choice between unspeakable evil vs the right thinge that is achievable and popular among a majority of voters:
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Minutes ago today the Trump regime abruptly cancelled citizenship ceremonies for several immigrants in Boston.
THEY CANCELLED CITIZENSHIP CEREMONIES.
These immigrants followed every rule & did everything right—Trump banned them anyway. All are from Black & brown majority nations.
This Is Fascism.
THEY CANCELLED CITIZENSHIP CEREMONIES.
These immigrants followed every rule & did everything right—Trump banned them anyway. All are from Black & brown majority nations.
This Is Fascism.
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Minutes ago today the Trump regime abruptly cancelled citizenship ceremonies for several immigrants in Boston.
THEY CANCELLED CITIZENSHIP CEREMONIES.
These immigrants followed every rule & did everything right—Trump banned them anyway. All are from Black & brown majority nations.
This Is Fascism.
THEY CANCELLED CITIZENSHIP CEREMONIES.
These immigrants followed every rule & did everything right—Trump banned them anyway. All are from Black & brown majority nations.
This Is Fascism.
I've been a hater of Dakota johnson for a minute so I am *actively* cheering for her shilling for Saudi blood money:
Yessssss!!! Go off relatable queeeennnnn, just like us! Just like us!
Ellen DeGeneres could body this idiot (but is probably equally compromised?)
Yessssss!!! Go off relatable queeeennnnn, just like us! Just like us!
Ellen DeGeneres could body this idiot (but is probably equally compromised?)
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I've been a hater of Dakota johnson for a minute so I am *actively* cheering for her shilling for Saudi blood money:
Yessssss!!! Go off relatable queeeennnnn, just like us! Just like us!
Ellen DeGeneres could body this idiot (but is probably equally compromised?)
Yessssss!!! Go off relatable queeeennnnn, just like us! Just like us!
Ellen DeGeneres could body this idiot (but is probably equally compromised?)
Bro you cant access your emotions or cry, have a kid and look at daycare reels on Instagram you'll be a puddle in seconds
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bro you cant access your emotions or cry, have a kid and look at daycare reels on Instagram you'll be a puddle in seconds
Last night I gave up a ticket to a really loved artist concert in favor of playing music with my friends.
Im still conflicted and wish it wasn't a choice I had to make but I fucking loved every second of it.
This is big cause all I ever used to be was a big bag of food.
Growth
Im still conflicted and wish it wasn't a choice I had to make but I fucking loved every second of it.
This is big cause all I ever used to be was a big bag of food.
Growth
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Last night I gave up a ticket to a really loved artist concert in favor of playing music with my friends.
Im still conflicted and wish it wasn't a choice I had to make but I fucking loved every second of it.
This is big cause all I ever used to be was a big bag of food.
Growth
Im still conflicted and wish it wasn't a choice I had to make but I fucking loved every second of it.
This is big cause all I ever used to be was a big bag of food.
Growth
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Garmin marketing conversation:
Our garmin product, the garmin watch, we will create an app to log and monitor garmin activities that you log through your garmin watch, let's have a website to go alongside...what are we calling these garmin add-ons?
Answer: CONNECT! Connect.garmin. com!
You idiots
Our garmin product, the garmin watch, we will create an app to log and monitor garmin activities that you log through your garmin watch, let's have a website to go alongside...what are we calling these garmin add-ons?
Answer: CONNECT! Connect.garmin. com!
You idiots
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Garmin marketing conversation:
Our garmin product, the garmin watch, we will create an app to log and monitor garmin activities that you log through your garmin watch, let's have a website to go alongside...what are we calling these garmin add-ons?
Answer: CONNECT! Connect.garmin. com!
You idiots
Our garmin product, the garmin watch, we will create an app to log and monitor garmin activities that you log through your garmin watch, let's have a website to go alongside...what are we calling these garmin add-ons?
Answer: CONNECT! Connect.garmin. com!
You idiots
Fallen back in love with football - it was always YOU i was waiting for
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fallen back in love with football - it was always YOU i was waiting for
Trying for exciting concert tickets is probably the least fun thing to do - it's a good thing i've become a complete shell of an individual and don't put stock in it anymore unless I get the tickets and FUCK YEA STILL KICKING BABY*
(*not a current example)
(*not a current example)
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trying for exciting concert tickets is probably the least fun thing to do - it's a good thing i've become a complete shell of an individual and don't put stock in it anymore unless I get the tickets and FUCK YEA STILL KICKING BABY*
(*not a current example)
(*not a current example)
Sorry my face is controlled because Die Spitz absolutely fucking RIP
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sorry my face is controlled because Die Spitz absolutely fucking RIP
I finally beat Groal and I never want to think of that shitass again
Trobbio currently fucking me up
Trobbio currently fucking me up
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I finally beat Groal and I never want to think of that shitass again
Trobbio currently fucking me up
Trobbio currently fucking me up
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I really enjoy it but how many times is hayley williams releasing this album...today is at least the third time
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I really enjoy it but how many times is hayley williams releasing this album...today is at least the third time
Did i really not post about cheney dying?
"You look happier..?"
Me: Tuesday was A GOOD DAY
"You look happier..?"
Me: Tuesday was A GOOD DAY
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Did i really not post about cheney dying?
"You look happier..?"
Me: Tuesday was A GOOD DAY
"You look happier..?"
Me: Tuesday was A GOOD DAY
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
Bruh ABC announce mamdani and put on some trump campaign advisor and give her free reign SHUT THE FUCK UP
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bruh ABC announce mamdani and put on some trump campaign advisor and give her free reign SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mmmmmmaaaaammmmmmmmdddddddaaaaaannnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Mmmmmmaaaaammmmmmmmdddddddaaaaaannnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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New Mexico is now officially the first state to offer free child care to all residents.
Under the program all families, regardless of income, can get their child care fees covered.
Proponents say the program will help the economy, improve education, and boost child welfare.
Under the program all families, regardless of income, can get their child care fees covered.
Proponents say the program will help the economy, improve education, and boost child welfare.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
New Mexico is now officially the first state to offer free child care to all residents.
Under the program all families, regardless of income, can get their child care fees covered.
Proponents say the program will help the economy, improve education, and boost child welfare.
Under the program all families, regardless of income, can get their child care fees covered.
Proponents say the program will help the economy, improve education, and boost child welfare.
Asking brits about Halloween plans is great cause they're like:
Fun? HATE the stuff!
Fun? HATE the stuff!
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Asking brits about Halloween plans is great cause they're like:
Fun? HATE the stuff!
Fun? HATE the stuff!
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