William
@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.
![Blue/yellow sneakers, dark denim jeans, blue [trending to yellow] belt, blue/white scarf, shirt in yellow with blue print](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3es76jivn22le6eawvnacdal/bafkreidmjazjh6ks4sytsgzzprmou5tlmumbrlfm4h43zmxdwdkn5kf3pa@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.
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MAGNETO WAS RIGHT 😃
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT 😃
Stumbled across this old picture of me standing in the TARDIS.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stumbled across this old picture of me standing in the TARDIS.
[picking cat hair off the Gundam that wasn't there when you finished it]
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
[picking cat hair off the Gundam that wasn't there when you finished it]
Pros : finally finished a Gundam
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pros : finally finished a Gundam
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Cons : Two Gundams I haven't even opened yet.
Getting a lot of porn bot follows lately.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Getting a lot of porn bot follows lately.
At the Vietnamese restaurant and the gays on the next table are talking about how to identify who your housemate actually is.
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
At the Vietnamese restaurant and the gays on the next table are talking about how to identify who your housemate actually is.
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
Anyway I ordered the roast duck noodle soup as I was sitting down
A constant in Melbourne is that if you see one franchise Mexican restaurant then the other three are next door.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
A constant in Melbourne is that if you see one franchise Mexican restaurant then the other three are next door.
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"Exododus" sounds some kind of niche electronic dance music album.
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Exododus" sounds some kind of niche electronic dance music album.
I bought some bedsheets today so you can imagine what my targeted ads are.
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I bought some bedsheets today so you can imagine what my targeted ads are.
Got some new books.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Got some new books.
For Spooky Season don't forget the best vampire film, Sunset Boulevard (1950, Billy Wilder)
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
For Spooky Season don't forget the best vampire film, Sunset Boulevard (1950, Billy Wilder)
One of my favourite characters in The Simpsons is Superintendent Chalmers. It's because almost every authority figure is either incompetent or evil and that's the point. Chalmers is actually good at his job and doing so makes Skinner even more incompetent.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One of my favourite characters in The Simpsons is Superintendent Chalmers. It's because almost every authority figure is either incompetent or evil and that's the point. Chalmers is actually good at his job and doing so makes Skinner even more incompetent.
That's the second twink I've seen today with a glossy rhinoplasty nose.
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
That's the second twink I've seen today with a glossy rhinoplasty nose.
Thou shalt not make AI slop in the likeness of human creativity and effort.
Red wedding, but in a butlerian Jihad kinda way
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Thou shalt not make AI slop in the likeness of human creativity and effort.
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Overheard once at a pub. "There's this singer nobody's ever heard..Kate Bush" I started yelling KB lyrics at him and a stranger joined in.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Overheard once at a pub. "There's this singer nobody's ever heard..Kate Bush" I started yelling KB lyrics at him and a stranger joined in.
Misunderstanding Paul Verhoeven films should be some kind competitive sports because some people are really good at it.
I still think we’re here because a bunch of social rejects misunderstood STARSHIP TROOPERS in high school.
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Misunderstanding Paul Verhoeven films should be some kind competitive sports because some people are really good at it.
I'm at my favourite Vietnamese restaurant and like clockwork there's two Chaos Lesbians oversharing next to me.
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm at my favourite Vietnamese restaurant and like clockwork there's two Chaos Lesbians oversharing next to me.
One of the musicians loading gear was either carrying some kind of theremin or a very elaborate bong but given it's the improv experimental music night either is possible.
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
One of the musicians loading gear was either carrying some kind of theremin or a very elaborate bong but given it's the improv experimental music night either is possible.