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William
@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.
They already have Strixhaven, but I wouldn't put it past them.
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Maybe they should investigate Kid Rock's song about raping children.

That one is in English.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I did have a really good one who wrote me a script for 50 valium but then she quit.
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 AM
I have fortunately not have had to deal with GPs much but have not been really satisfied with them either.
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Yeah his parents are Old Money. He just cosplays as a hillbilly.
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Not that he would plan many, he probably barely keeps track of his herd of IVF children.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
He could probably make Tiny Glades explode.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I wonder if they'll use the same glue that holds Cybertrucks together until it gets too cold.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oh so instead of paying their goons they're using this budget to buy death camps.

Seems normal.
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Well the production quality of Funkopops leave a lot to be desired and a wall of them in a nerd shop is akin to a catacomb.
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This story also involves cigarettes.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Stolen valor but I have another one involving an actual real life friend and David Bowie.
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
That guy was pretty cool but there's also giving Beth Gibbons your cigarettes cool.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Oh a million years ago I knew someone online who saw Portishead playing in a smokey German bar and Beth Gibbons was out of cigarettes so he gave her his packet.
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Apparently it was their local they just did it for a reason to play a gig.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 AM
That's cool. I've seen a video of Björk DJing in a Reykjavik bar and the crowd seemed chill.

I know someone who paid $10 to see Goodspeed You Black Emperor in a tiny bar in SF.
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Today at work the Muslim woman who swears a lot forced me to help her finish off her box of sliced oranges because she couldn't be bothered taking them to the fridge.

See this is how things should work.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Sigur Ros and Cocteau Twins have had successful careers singing in entirely made up languages.
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Kinda have an issue that "jestergooning" is a word that exists too.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Option 1 : Epstein didn't kill himself.

Option 2 : Epstein didn't kill himself and is still alive.
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Contrast paints didn't exist when I painted my Word Bearers but it was prime black, dry brush grey and glaze red then touch ups and other spot colours.

The glaze was made by putting dishwashing detergent into the paint. It makes acrylic paint flow and be transparent.
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Creativity has to start somewhere.

Also I did some lettering on a SoB Exorcist with a fine liner he because duh that's easier than a brush.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
She also didn't like when I showed another student how you can use dry pastels over paint for a soft blend and made her paint over it.

Basically there's no "right" way.
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I once did a Rothko style abstract canvas painting mostly with kitchen sponges and my art teacher hated that I wasn't using a brush.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
oh no that's too fast
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM