William
@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.
Today at work the Muslim woman who swears a lot forced me to help her finish off her box of sliced oranges because she couldn't be bothered taking them to the fridge.
See this is how things should work.
See this is how things should work.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Today at work the Muslim woman who swears a lot forced me to help her finish off her box of sliced oranges because she couldn't be bothered taking them to the fridge.
See this is how things should work.
See this is how things should work.
I Am Studying Philosophy and I Am A Tedious Energy Vampire has a certain overlap.
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I Am Studying Philosophy and I Am A Tedious Energy Vampire has a certain overlap.
I just saw someone wearing pink on a Thursday.
What a blunder.
Pink is for Wednesday.
What a blunder.
Pink is for Wednesday.
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I just saw someone wearing pink on a Thursday.
What a blunder.
Pink is for Wednesday.
What a blunder.
Pink is for Wednesday.
On this peak hour train the corporate twink is staring dead eyed out the window. His trousers fit very well. The lesbian over there is reading a Robin Hobb novel.
They have both made the correct decisions.
They have both made the correct decisions.
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
On this peak hour train the corporate twink is staring dead eyed out the window. His trousers fit very well. The lesbian over there is reading a Robin Hobb novel.
They have both made the correct decisions.
They have both made the correct decisions.
Well I got a 5th Sabrina Ghayour book and well fuck me up.
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Well I got a 5th Sabrina Ghayour book and well fuck me up.
I couldn't find the Flamenco street band record on my record shelf so I put Wendy Carlos on instead.
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I couldn't find the Flamenco street band record on my record shelf so I put Wendy Carlos on instead.
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They wear masks for the same reason bank robbers do; because they are criminals who don’t want to get caught.
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 AM
They wear masks for the same reason bank robbers do; because they are criminals who don’t want to get caught.
I'm not sure if the two guys with matching moustaches and tattersall shirts next to me exchanging football stories are on a date or trying to convince each other they aren't.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I'm not sure if the two guys with matching moustaches and tattersall shirts next to me exchanging football stories are on a date or trying to convince each other they aren't.
I somewhat enjoy how A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms is a deconstruction of masculinity.
Also I've read the books.
Also I've read the books.
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I somewhat enjoy how A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms is a deconstruction of masculinity.
Also I've read the books.
Also I've read the books.
Getting a lot of porn bots following me lately.
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Getting a lot of porn bots following me lately.
Fox News described Mass Effect as a "hardcore porn simulator" if you put literal hours into a quest progression to catch a glimpse of side boob.
Games get delisted and censored for having adult THEMES and NSFW art of adult characters, but Twitter is allowed to operate a deepfake and CSAM factory with barely any pushback from politicians and police.
Such a gross double standard.
Such a gross double standard.
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fox News described Mass Effect as a "hardcore porn simulator" if you put literal hours into a quest progression to catch a glimpse of side boob.
I like how in Star Trek : Riverdale the bullies are a posh Human, a Romulan and a Vulcan
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I like how in Star Trek : Riverdale the bullies are a posh Human, a Romulan and a Vulcan
This one's no good
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This one's no good
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I love how gay all the FFVII characters dress.
Even Red XIII has a demon twink haircut.
Even Red XIII has a demon twink haircut.
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love how gay all the FFVII characters dress.
Even Red XIII has a demon twink haircut.
Even Red XIII has a demon twink haircut.
Star Trek : Riverdale is rather fun.
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Star Trek : Riverdale is rather fun.
Today at work
"wow you always match all of your colours"
"Yes"
"Is that flower real?"
"Yes"
"wow you always match all of your colours"
"Yes"
"Is that flower real?"
"Yes"
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Today at work
"wow you always match all of your colours"
"Yes"
"Is that flower real?"
"Yes"
"wow you always match all of your colours"
"Yes"
"Is that flower real?"
"Yes"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNu...
Old video but this isn't the only time an Australian Prime Minister has delivered an onslaught.
US politicians, aside from a few, should try harder.
Old video but this isn't the only time an Australian Prime Minister has delivered an onslaught.
US politicians, aside from a few, should try harder.
Julia Gillard misogyny speech voted most unforgettable Australian TV moment: watch in full
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNu...
Old video but this isn't the only time an Australian Prime Minister has delivered an onslaught.
US politicians, aside from a few, should try harder.
Old video but this isn't the only time an Australian Prime Minister has delivered an onslaught.
US politicians, aside from a few, should try harder.
Someone called out from a passing car "cool style dude"
Yes.
Yes.
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Someone called out from a passing car "cool style dude"
Yes.
Yes.
I left work early because of ceebs and I'm at a sports bar watching ice hockey and something seems wrong because there's very little gay sex.
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I left work early because of ceebs and I'm at a sports bar watching ice hockey and something seems wrong because there's very little gay sex.
That fuckboi over there is wearing his shirt buttoned with only button and track shorts. He he's playing pool with who I assume is his date and she put a bit more effort in even on a very hot day.
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That fuckboi over there is wearing his shirt buttoned with only button and track shorts. He he's playing pool with who I assume is his date and she put a bit more effort in even on a very hot day.
Kinda vibing this.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Kinda vibing this.