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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
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Pspspspsps.
📸 mariahcarb
📸 mariahcarb
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Pspspspsps.
📸 mariahcarb
📸 mariahcarb
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The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
a bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
a bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
fuck doom scrolling, I'm going back to buzzfeed where I can find out what kind of rodent I am based on a five course meal of my choosing
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
fuck doom scrolling, I'm going back to buzzfeed where I can find out what kind of rodent I am based on a five course meal of my choosing
its 2026 and I'm over here googling codes for bubsy
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
its 2026 and I'm over here googling codes for bubsy
lol winter just started but I have spring fever ahhhhh
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
lol winter just started but I have spring fever ahhhhh
not to sound like a boomer or anything but I feel like the kids these days just don't stare at the ceiling and dissociate like they used to
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
not to sound like a boomer or anything but I feel like the kids these days just don't stare at the ceiling and dissociate like they used to
bananas in pajamas has 304 episodes?????
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
bananas in pajamas has 304 episodes?????
I have blood work coming up soon and I'm scared that it's gonna be like a 50/50 split between Christmas cookies and eggnog
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I have blood work coming up soon and I'm scared that it's gonna be like a 50/50 split between Christmas cookies and eggnog
drunk on a Friday night with my mom whaddup
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
drunk on a Friday night with my mom whaddup
yayyy we did it guys
not to be a grinch but I literally cannot wait for the holidays to be over
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
yayyy we did it guys
I guess one of my aunts is super into k dramas now? that's so unexpected tbh, she's racist
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I guess one of my aunts is super into k dramas now? that's so unexpected tbh, she's racist
lol what if it was called devil might cry instead of devil may cry
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
lol what if it was called devil might cry instead of devil may cry
I decided that my new years resolution is to be evil but for real this time
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I decided that my new years resolution is to be evil but for real this time
not to be a grinch but I literally cannot wait for the holidays to be over
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
not to be a grinch but I literally cannot wait for the holidays to be over
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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The horrors persist but so do I, but also could the horrors like. slow down perhaps
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The horrors persist but so do I, but also could the horrors like. slow down perhaps
let's fucking gooooooo
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.
Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60
CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.
#CONTROLResonant
Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60
CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.
#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
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December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
let's fucking gooooooo
Control 2 announcement!!!!!!! happy birthday to meeeeee
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Control 2 announcement!!!!!!! happy birthday to meeeeee
randomly feeling nostalgic over these very specific pens that every teacher had in the 90s
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
randomly feeling nostalgic over these very specific pens that every teacher had in the 90s
man what a fun year to be 33, cheers to 34 I guess!!
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
man what a fun year to be 33, cheers to 34 I guess!!
guys remember watching the TV guide channel and getting low key excited when the times would scroll up and change
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
guys remember watching the TV guide channel and getting low key excited when the times would scroll up and change