Claire
@whatfresh.bsky.social
Standup Philosopher with plenty to say, which probably shouldn’t be read by anyone, ever.
I cannot stress this enough
June 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I cannot stress this enough
It’s just come to me why I hate autocorrect so damn much. I own my mistakes - I object to some newfangled piece of poorly programmed technology making me look like I’m out here huffing glue. This piece of crap doesn’t even know where an apostrophe goes half the time, but I sure as hell do.
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s just come to me why I hate autocorrect so damn much. I own my mistakes - I object to some newfangled piece of poorly programmed technology making me look like I’m out here huffing glue. This piece of crap doesn’t even know where an apostrophe goes half the time, but I sure as hell do.
✨Satire✨
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
June 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
✨Satire✨
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
Being the legendary genius that I am, I completely forgot I had a 🦋 page 🤦🏻♀️ I’ve had to create a new page on FB - I’ve been locked out of WFHIT, but have started up www.facebook.com/share/18p8Cq...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
April 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Being the legendary genius that I am, I completely forgot I had a 🦋 page 🤦🏻♀️ I’ve had to create a new page on FB - I’ve been locked out of WFHIT, but have started up www.facebook.com/share/18p8Cq...
This is from my own page on Facebook, and this comment is still up.
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is from my own page on Facebook, and this comment is still up.
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President Zelensky: 150 Ukrainian firefighters are ready to travel to California to help combat the wildfires.🇺🇸🇺🇦
January 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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I don’t have the word count here. I suggest taking your vitriol out on the insurers who cancelled people’s insurance plans, subsequently rendering them destitute.
January 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I don’t have the word count here. I suggest taking your vitriol out on the insurers who cancelled people’s insurance plans, subsequently rendering them destitute.
Good point.
The CEOs who cancelled folks home fire insurance in LA might wanna think about laying low.
Just saying.
Just saying.
January 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Good point.
That’s what I’m wondering too.
What specifically is Donold distracting everyone from by calling for war on Canada and Greenland
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That’s what I’m wondering too.
Reposted by Claire
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
January 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
If anyone is looking for more reasons to convert to Luigianity, here’s the latest from the Patron Saint of Healthcare.
January 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If anyone is looking for more reasons to convert to Luigianity, here’s the latest from the Patron Saint of Healthcare.
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January 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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This is an excellent idea for global peaceful protest in my opinion - I will now be wearing all black on Inauguration Day in duel respect for late President Jimmy Carter and as a middle finger raised to the incoming administration.
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
January 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is an excellent idea for global peaceful protest in my opinion - I will now be wearing all black on Inauguration Day in duel respect for late President Jimmy Carter and as a middle finger raised to the incoming administration.
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
A huge, memorable part of President Carter’s legacy.
Arguably one of Jimmy Carter's greatest achievement is bringing the world to the brink of eradicating the Guinea Worm.
From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.
From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
A huge, memorable part of President Carter’s legacy.
Reposted by Claire
The alleviation of women's abuse "is made less likely by the mandated subservience of women by Christian fundamentalists. What is especially disappointing...is the docile acceptance by so many strong Christian women of their subjugation & restricted role." - Jimmy Carter (RIP)
December 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The alleviation of women's abuse "is made less likely by the mandated subservience of women by Christian fundamentalists. What is especially disappointing...is the docile acceptance by so many strong Christian women of their subjugation & restricted role." - Jimmy Carter (RIP)
Reposted by Claire
The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.
I believe Lucy has been scapegoated & know I’m not the only one. If, like me, you do not believe the prosecution proved Lucy’s guilt beyond reasonable doubt, then please sign the petition to ask UK Sec of State to allow fair appeal with independent experts to explain the evidence.
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Sign the Petition
Grant Lucy Letby a Fair Appeal Petition
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December 29, 2024 at 10:28 AM
I believe Lucy has been scapegoated & know I’m not the only one. If, like me, you do not believe the prosecution proved Lucy’s guilt beyond reasonable doubt, then please sign the petition to ask UK Sec of State to allow fair appeal with independent experts to explain the evidence.
chng.it/RXXdcvmqCY
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We do it offline, too.
Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!
December 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
We do it offline, too.