Claire
@whatfresh.bsky.social
Standup Philosopher with plenty to say, which probably shouldn’t be read by anyone, ever.
I cannot stress this enough
June 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I cannot stress this enough
✨Satire✨
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
June 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
✨Satire✨
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
EXCLUSIVE: I’ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clyde’s drugs test results - as you can see he’s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.
This is from my own page on Facebook, and this comment is still up.
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is from my own page on Facebook, and this comment is still up.
I don’t have the word count here. I suggest taking your vitriol out on the insurers who cancelled people’s insurance plans, subsequently rendering them destitute.
January 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I don’t have the word count here. I suggest taking your vitriol out on the insurers who cancelled people’s insurance plans, subsequently rendering them destitute.
If anyone is looking for more reasons to convert to Luigianity, here’s the latest from the Patron Saint of Healthcare.
January 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If anyone is looking for more reasons to convert to Luigianity, here’s the latest from the Patron Saint of Healthcare.
This is an excellent idea for global peaceful protest in my opinion - I will now be wearing all black on Inauguration Day in duel respect for late President Jimmy Carter and as a middle finger raised to the incoming administration.
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
January 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is an excellent idea for global peaceful protest in my opinion - I will now be wearing all black on Inauguration Day in duel respect for late President Jimmy Carter and as a middle finger raised to the incoming administration.
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
Who’s in? 🇺🇸🖤
Here’s the reasoning behind the petition.
December 30, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Here’s the reasoning behind the petition.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night……
December 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night……
Merry Christmas 🎄🥂❤️
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄🥂❤️
Oh look, Brian Thompson was arrested for driving under the influence in 2017.
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Oh look, Brian Thompson was arrested for driving under the influence in 2017.
The verdict is expected on or after Thursday afternoon.
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
The verdict is expected on or after Thursday afternoon.
If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a jar, nothing will happen. But if you violently shake the jar, the ants will start killing each other. Reds will believe blacks are the enemy and blacks will believe reds are the enemy. The real enemy is the one who shook the jar.
December 17, 2024 at 8:13 AM
If you collect 100 black ants and 100 red ants and put them in a jar, nothing will happen. But if you violently shake the jar, the ants will start killing each other. Reds will believe blacks are the enemy and blacks will believe reds are the enemy. The real enemy is the one who shook the jar.
I have insomnia, so have a picture of Snowball disapproving of my wakefulness at this hour 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I have insomnia, so have a picture of Snowball disapproving of my wakefulness at this hour 🐈
So, I’m doing this again, live on Facebook this Sunday, 6pm GMT 🎄
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 PM
So, I’m doing this again, live on Facebook this Sunday, 6pm GMT 🎄
Consider this a cautionary tale of why we cannot allow privatisation of the NHS.
December 11, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Consider this a cautionary tale of why we cannot allow privatisation of the NHS.
