Timothy McCollim
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now that christmas music starts in october and goes thru new year’s, jesus is like that annoying girl who celebrates her birthday for weeks
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
now that christmas music starts in october and goes thru new year’s, jesus is like that annoying girl who celebrates her birthday for weeks
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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While records reportedly show Elon Musk was scheduled to visit Epstein's island, maybe he was just trying to see his dad
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
While records reportedly show Elon Musk was scheduled to visit Epstein's island, maybe he was just trying to see his dad
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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Remember. You can always just put it in the group chat.😬
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Remember. You can always just put it in the group chat.😬
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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In 25 years, every business school in the country will be doing case studies about how a long defunct company known as “Google” once had an unbeatable lock on online information retrieval and then started doing shit like this.
August 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In 25 years, every business school in the country will be doing case studies about how a long defunct company known as “Google” once had an unbeatable lock on online information retrieval and then started doing shit like this.
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What if we wish for America to finish fifth behind a bunch of more talented countries that worked harder and then spend the rest of its life complaining as if it should have won
The masquerade to save women's sports was always the appetizer.
August 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What if we wish for America to finish fifth behind a bunch of more talented countries that worked harder and then spend the rest of its life complaining as if it should have won
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One of these things is not like the other #washingtondc
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One of these things is not like the other #washingtondc
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
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Our beautiful president has taxed the poor, sent troops to stomp through playgrounds in California, opened up concentration camps, doubled the price of seemingly random goods for no discernible reason, and bombed a foreign country just to do it. And yet these ungrateful peasants are unhappy?
July 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Our beautiful president has taxed the poor, sent troops to stomp through playgrounds in California, opened up concentration camps, doubled the price of seemingly random goods for no discernible reason, and bombed a foreign country just to do it. And yet these ungrateful peasants are unhappy?
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Explaining Canada Day To Americans
July 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Explaining Canada Day To Americans
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tl;dr Smart on crime strategies work a lot better than political bluster about being “tough on crime”
June 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tl;dr Smart on crime strategies work a lot better than political bluster about being “tough on crime”
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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995
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Two of the three states with the largest population of people in the U.S. illegally are the red states of Texas and Florida. Trump, notably, does not name their cities when calling on ICE to execute more aggressive immigration raids. He does, however, name LA, Chicago and New York.
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Two of the three states with the largest population of people in the U.S. illegally are the red states of Texas and Florida. Trump, notably, does not name their cities when calling on ICE to execute more aggressive immigration raids. He does, however, name LA, Chicago and New York.
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i just moved all my investments out of the stock market and into Lucille Bluth memes, let's see how that's paying off for me
Trump on high-speed rail in California: "It should've never been built, because you can fly there for $2."
June 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i just moved all my investments out of the stock market and into Lucille Bluth memes, let's see how that's paying off for me
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"It's a flight to California, Michael. What could it cost? $2?"
Trump on high-speed rail in California: "It should've never been built, because you can fly there for $2."
June 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"It's a flight to California, Michael. What could it cost? $2?"
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Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits