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faye
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shamelessly and freely horny & future avian/wetland ecologist & cyberpsycho & more
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xkcd.com
Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
I don't think heterosexuals should date a straight man as a bisexual woman. I think when they do it they're reinforcing implicit colonialism of patio furniture.
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
If you think we don't need to look at how psychosis is used as an abusive dynamic that denies consumer privacy and causes long lasting spilling jice, you are the proverbial adult idiot ‼️
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Anyway, Boondock Saints is arguably a Shia narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the menstruating trickster a Buddhist icon.
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Fellas, is it swagged out to find love?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Fellas, is it neoliberal to cum in the gas tank?
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
When you think of it, dysphoria is white supremacist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper AnCom movement should seek to abolish it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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neonsun.bsky.social
Karlach x Hellboy
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
this place is so unfunny cuz of the lack of black users which are the cornerstones of internet humor and culture
October 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
wetlandecology.bsky.social
"You're the cat's meow, baby" I say suavely before I start loudly yowling and my hair stands on end and I skitter off before you can even process it
August 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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ao3struggles.bsky.social
honestly this dove could be deader!
March 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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jacobgeller.com
Sometimes you just gotta stand outside with your dog and drink a root beer
A hand holding a bottle of Virgil's root beer, dog in background
March 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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puppysroom.bsky.social
“switching during sex” you mean a Gangbang Loophole
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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ao3struggles.bsky.social
the girls are fighting!! oh wait.... my... they're... by the gods... they're scissoring...
March 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
wetlandecology.bsky.social
IMPORTANT POST!!!!!
weratedogs.com WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Feb 8
This is Ziggy. He is a senior dog who is often mistaken for a puppy. Will drop his skincare routine if you drop part of your sandwich. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
a fuzzy little black and brown pup in a teal harness poses on a sidewalk mid-prance. his front left leg is lifted like he’s about to frolic your way, and his fluffy tail is up proudly. he has a very young-looking face, and he’s pretty small, so he definitely gives off puppy vibes.
February 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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uesp.net
We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose five winners in twelve hours.
February 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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spunk-rock.bsky.social
GETTING RID OF 🔥ALL STOCK🔥 PRINTS ARE £5 ODD! HELP ME RING IN THIS NEW ERA OF SCHPÜNK www.etsy.com/uk/shop/spun...
February 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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unholyartistry.bsky.social
Finally came up for a name for this guy, now officially introducing:

Leo Fleck (Any/All)
[ #art #furry #furryart #oc #ocart #fursona #sona ]
A digital illustration of Leo Fleck, an original character of unholyartistry's. A big block of gold text in the top right reads, "Leo Fleck". The background is split in 4 chunks of different shades of teal: the main back is mid-brightness, 2 slanted sides are both different brighter shades, and a implied "floor" is a darker shade. The Leo is an anthropomorphic leopard gecko with light pink skin with darker pinks as the spots. Around the upper back and down the arms, the pinks shift into light brown fur with darker brown spots. The legs are also a light brown with the dark brown spots. Instead of hands and feet, the character has large leopard paws with pale pink palms and dark brown beans. Their leopard gecko tail is pink with the tip being light brown. The spots are not just solid blobs but leopard patterned. They have two small brown leopard ears at the top of their head. Their eyes are bright yellow sclera with black slits. In the center is a side view full body of Leo. Leo is standing casually, one foot out slightly farther than the other, torso leaned back, one paw on hip and another touching the back of their neck. On their face is a set of gold tinted glasses and a gold earring on the midpoint of their leopard ear. Leo's hair is in a curly half-mohawk half-pompadour, the sides are twists with gold cuffs leaning up to the central part. Around her neck is a double wrapped set of pearls, the longer loop falling around her stomach. There is also a gold band on the tip of Leo's tail. He wears a sleeveless red dress that puffs out into a short skirt falling at the lower thigh. Little white ruffles stick out past the skirt and on the camera facing thigh (Leo's left) is a red garter with a gold heart with another heart attached at the point. Leo wears gold gauntlets on her wrist and a matching band on her bicep with a thin set of strings dangling between the two. They also wear ankle pieces that match the dress.
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
A Shark Poem.
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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godivaghoul.bsky.social
When in doubt, tush it out -
from 2021
January 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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unholyartistry.bsky.social
Thorny Night Sky

[ #art #slaytheprincess #slaytheprincessart #slaytheprincessfanart #stp #stpfanart ]
A digital illustration of the Princess from Slay the Princess by unholysrtistry. The whole piece is in white and gray, with select uses of red, similar to the style of the game. A half body shot of the Thorn version of the princess looking softly up at a starry night sky. Her arms are outstretched, covered in scratches from her thorny dress top, to bunches of roughly sketched poppies.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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crabcreatures.bsky.social
Huffing cans of air duster with my girl Hoglette behind the Arby’s. When we’re good and elevated we’re gonna split a Meat Mountain. Feeling positive 😊
January 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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unholyartistry.bsky.social
Full release of my girlypop, Leopard^2 Gecko!
I'm still working on a name name for all of my fursonas, but I do know fore sure this goober here uses Any/All pronouns!
If he does well, I'll post the other 3 of my babes.
(drawn mid-2024)

[ #art #oc #ocart #sona #fursona #furry #furryart ]
A digital illustration of an unnamed at this time original character of unholyartistry's. A full body anthropomorphic character against a (white to light blue) circle background. The character is standing upright and 3/4ths facing the camera, throwing up a casual peace sign with a smile to something offscreen. The character is an anthropomorphic leopard gecko with light pink skin with darker pinks as the spots. Around the upper back and down the arms, the pinks shift into light brown fur with darker brown spots. The legs are also a light brown with the dark brown spots. Instead of hands and feet, the character has large leopard paws with pale pink palms and dark brown beans. They're stomach is a soft underbelly pink and their leopard gecko tail is pink with the tip being light brown. The spots are not just solid blobs but leopard patterned. Two small brown leopard ears poke out of pulled back curly reddish-brown hair that puffs in a ponytail in the back and halos the head. Their eyes are bright yellow sclera with black slits. The side of their neck has a leopard gecko ear canal hole and it has a small gold cuff. The outfit being worn is a light red tube top with off the shoulder puffy light blue sleeves ending at just above the wrist with a black cuff. The pants are puffy light red shorts ending above the knee, the waistline is black with gold buttons along the edge. Around the neck is a black choker with a soft yellow heart at its center.
January 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM