Westongreenman (hoe/Hoe)
@westongreenman.bsky.social
Gardener and sometimes amateur writer. Did one wedding as a celebrant once. Beer loving grandad. Slowly becoming veganish
@sweetlosicecream.bsky.social mince pie ice cream from me.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@sweetlosicecream.bsky.social mince pie ice cream from me.
Just started watching a film ,recommended as a cult classic. It's set in the post-apocalypse world of....2024!
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just started watching a film ,recommended as a cult classic. It's set in the post-apocalypse world of....2024!
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Meatballs in potatas bravas with a small side pot of aoili to add. Amazing. #hotboxlunch #hotlunchbox
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Meatballs in potatas bravas with a small side pot of aoili to add. Amazing. #hotboxlunch #hotlunchbox
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Legal advisor on TV just said that 🍊🤡 would need to prove in court that the Panorama doc effectively damaged his reputation. So, that's pretty much impossible.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Legal advisor on TV just said that 🍊🤡 would need to prove in court that the Panorama doc effectively damaged his reputation. So, that's pretty much impossible.
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Robbie Gibb was appointed to the BBC Board by Boris Johnson, was an editorial advisor for GB News, and worked as Theresa May's Director of Comms.
He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.
He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Robbie Gibb was appointed to the BBC Board by Boris Johnson, was an editorial advisor for GB News, and worked as Theresa May's Director of Comms.
He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.
He is not impartial or neutral. The government should remove him from the Board immediately to protect the BBC's independence.
Not a bad harvest from a November allotment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Not a bad harvest from a November allotment.
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Lunchbox p*rn.
Mushroom risotto,peas and garlic bread in a heated lunchbox.
Mushroom risotto,peas and garlic bread in a heated lunchbox.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lunchbox p*rn.
Mushroom risotto,peas and garlic bread in a heated lunchbox.
Mushroom risotto,peas and garlic bread in a heated lunchbox.
Another way,another pile of leaves...
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Another way,another pile of leaves...
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Kim's distant cousin?
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Kim's distant cousin?
I've said it before but it bears repeating, no billion pound profit supermarket should be asking customers to donate to charity. Especially those who use creative accountancy to avoid taxation.
Went to my local Morrisons at the weekend. Is it just me or does anyone else find it appalling that they have ‘food parcels’ for people to buy to then give away instead of giving it away in the first place.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I've said it before but it bears repeating, no billion pound profit supermarket should be asking customers to donate to charity. Especially those who use creative accountancy to avoid taxation.
Six miles on Saturday, another 4 today. 1/6th of the target done.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Six miles on Saturday, another 4 today. 1/6th of the target done.
Decided to rewatch Constantine (keanu film,not series) to embrace the occasion last night, but only after the callers had ceased as I don't enjoy interrupted viewing. Then off for a quick 6 mile hike around the streets this morning, for charidee, as ya do.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Decided to rewatch Constantine (keanu film,not series) to embrace the occasion last night, but only after the callers had ceased as I don't enjoy interrupted viewing. Then off for a quick 6 mile hike around the streets this morning, for charidee, as ya do.
The hot lunchbox is back. Boston beans, sausage and jacket potatoes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The hot lunchbox is back. Boston beans, sausage and jacket potatoes.
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
2
[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
3
NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
4
MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
5
NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
6
NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
7
NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
8
KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
9
[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
10
MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
12
[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
For a moment I thought it was that bloody Madonna video...
🪶Good Morning Birdies🦉
Spooky burdy! Wishing y’all a fun Halloween weekend ☘️🎃☘️
Spooky burdy! Wishing y’all a fun Halloween weekend ☘️🎃☘️
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
For a moment I thought it was that bloody Madonna video...
He's gonna need cash now. He's got nothing to lose. That makes him dangerous. A big pay deal from a publisher for a book revealing names would be an option....
Imagine if other Epstein associates were stripped of their titles and evicted from their homes for their activities. Or if the media even cared enough about them to investigate.
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
He's gonna need cash now. He's got nothing to lose. That makes him dangerous. A big pay deal from a publisher for a book revealing names would be an option....
Peaking early with mincemeat/ mince pie ice cream. Yes, it's gorgeous.
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Peaking early with mincemeat/ mince pie ice cream. Yes, it's gorgeous.
Not a great day out working today. Leaf blowing was fine. Hedge cutter going through brambles wasn't as they kept falling onto me.
Later afternoon job involved strimming long wet grass which ,it turned out,hid a lot of uncollected dog mess. All my uniform is in the wash, me in the bath and scrubbed
Later afternoon job involved strimming long wet grass which ,it turned out,hid a lot of uncollected dog mess. All my uniform is in the wash, me in the bath and scrubbed
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not a great day out working today. Leaf blowing was fine. Hedge cutter going through brambles wasn't as they kept falling onto me.
Later afternoon job involved strimming long wet grass which ,it turned out,hid a lot of uncollected dog mess. All my uniform is in the wash, me in the bath and scrubbed
Later afternoon job involved strimming long wet grass which ,it turned out,hid a lot of uncollected dog mess. All my uniform is in the wash, me in the bath and scrubbed
I'm going through my annual phase of trying to grow a decent full beard. As ever, the goatee but is much darker than the rest, the cheeks are so white they barely show and I'll probably shave them because they get really itchy. I doubt I'll ever match the full on waxed moustache of last year though.
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm going through my annual phase of trying to grow a decent full beard. As ever, the goatee but is much darker than the rest, the cheeks are so white they barely show and I'll probably shave them because they get really itchy. I doubt I'll ever match the full on waxed moustache of last year though.