Weezle
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I seem to have misplaced my butter tarts
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I seem to have misplaced my butter tarts
An otter bit my arm Monday, and I honestly hope it leaves a scar because I love otters and I want that on me always.
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
An otter bit my arm Monday, and I honestly hope it leaves a scar because I love otters and I want that on me always.
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Every time I see a giant isopod I wonder if they're delicious
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every time I see a giant isopod I wonder if they're delicious
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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
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24 years ago today America was attacked by zero Afghans, zero Iranians and zero Iraqis.
#NeverForget #September11 #911Anniversary
#NeverForget #September11 #911Anniversary
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
24 years ago today America was attacked by zero Afghans, zero Iranians and zero Iraqis.
#NeverForget #September11 #911Anniversary
#NeverForget #September11 #911Anniversary
My ESA for anxiety is now on anti-anxiety meds too.
September 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My ESA for anxiety is now on anti-anxiety meds too.
my ex may be absolute garbage, but at least he never cheated on me at a fucking Coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my ex may be absolute garbage, but at least he never cheated on me at a fucking Coldplay concert
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Peter Sean Brown, a Philly native, should have never been held on an ICE detainer by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office nor should he have faced deportation to Jamaica.
He Was Born in Philly and They Tried to Deport Him to Jamaica
A Florida sheriff ignored proof of Peter Sean Brown’s U.S. citizenship and held him for ICE anyway. A federal court just ruled it was a blatant violation of his Fourth Amendment rights.
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June 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Peter Sean Brown, a Philly native, should have never been held on an ICE detainer by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office nor should he have faced deportation to Jamaica.
To the asshole with the lifted truck and the vanity plate "ITS BIG 2" which I assume means your ego because I do not for a second believe you don't have a small penis: the laws of physics prevent me from going faster than the car in front of me. Calm the fuck down.
May 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
To the asshole with the lifted truck and the vanity plate "ITS BIG 2" which I assume means your ego because I do not for a second believe you don't have a small penis: the laws of physics prevent me from going faster than the car in front of me. Calm the fuck down.
I just spilled rice all over my phone. Should I put it in water?
May 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just spilled rice all over my phone. Should I put it in water?
When I was a little kid I'd get so sad when I had to go to bed before it was completely dark out. Now as an adult, that sounds fucking awesome.
May 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When I was a little kid I'd get so sad when I had to go to bed before it was completely dark out. Now as an adult, that sounds fucking awesome.
I'm not afraid to admit that my brain regularly confuses pizookie, the skillet dessert at BJ's Brewpub, and Pazuzu, the Mesopotamian diety who is often malevolent
April 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that my brain regularly confuses pizookie, the skillet dessert at BJ's Brewpub, and Pazuzu, the Mesopotamian diety who is often malevolent
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If you call someone a "r*tard" it says more about your intelligence than anyone else's.
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you call someone a "r*tard" it says more about your intelligence than anyone else's.
Watching the news, you can tell this anchor is so fucking fed up with FOTUS and his bullshit
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Watching the news, you can tell this anchor is so fucking fed up with FOTUS and his bullshit
Watching Jurassic Park for the 1000th time. Ellie just said that she gave Malcolm a shot of morphine and he's resting now. YOU'RE A PALEOBOTANIST! How have I never caught that before???
March 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Watching Jurassic Park for the 1000th time. Ellie just said that she gave Malcolm a shot of morphine and he's resting now. YOU'RE A PALEOBOTANIST! How have I never caught that before???
Watching LOTR. Why does it sound like Aragorn is a native Elvish speaker but Legolas isn't?
March 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Watching LOTR. Why does it sound like Aragorn is a native Elvish speaker but Legolas isn't?
"Ugh. Why does my stomach hurt?" I ask as I finish my breakfast of coffee and Advil
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Ugh. Why does my stomach hurt?" I ask as I finish my breakfast of coffee and Advil
People were discussing how good the meal Aunt Meg makes in Twister looks, which is why my mom would make steak, eggs, and mashed potatoes before we watched it. It is a good meal. Do other people not do that?
March 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
People were discussing how good the meal Aunt Meg makes in Twister looks, which is why my mom would make steak, eggs, and mashed potatoes before we watched it. It is a good meal. Do other people not do that?
Sunday it'll be 4 years since i quit smoking. Thinking of getting myself a little treat.
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sunday it'll be 4 years since i quit smoking. Thinking of getting myself a little treat.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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