WEED GOKU JR
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WEED GOKU JR
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December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
going to start looking at shapes on the subway: square, triangle, circle- red, yellow, blue
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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i saw the new epstein photo release and remembered the president is one of the most prominent pedophiles in the world and nothing will be done about that, oh well
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i would like a quad shot cappuccino with classic milk
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if u spill oil on your iphone it can seep into the glass
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
chicken fried steak, fish fried chicken
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i believe this is a rare honest post from the human behind the oldfriend99 account
When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
had pop goes the weasel stuck in my head earlier this morning
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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If the Nuzzi blast radius doesn't impact both the new editor of VF and the NYT profiler, then something wrong. Holy shit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
going to start ordering cappuccinos with classic milk
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i want to fuck dr banana
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Park Slope Vore
The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"
August 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
trumps gonna pardon those fuckers for their futurecrime
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.

Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.

The American people need more from their leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The ruling class saw some leftward movement last week and are attempting to punish us. Anything about party or tactics or logic are a mystification
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i hate computers
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM