Jae Thomas
weaponjae.bsky.social
Jae Thomas
@weaponjae.bsky.social
I tattoo at Deep Space Tattoo and Piercing in Goldsboro, NC. I am also a husband, father, Trekker, and believe strongly in 💨🌲🗓️.
I like telling my kids "Dad tariff" when I take candy straight from their buckets and when they get mad just say "I had to impose a Dad tariff on our neighbors and their candy" while I also build a ballroom with Rowans magnatiles which he also can't have back.
November 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In the end, the mouse just won't worth fascism. I got D+ thru Verizon, so it was easy to cancel.

Lol now what we do when they start fucking with the phone carriers?
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's a shame ol Charlie won't get to jack off to the Colorado shooting tonight, tho. Maybe his King can do it onto one of those 14 year olds he bought?
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just want to say, for whatever toothless redneck running the FBI desk watching me, FUCK CHARLIE KIRK. Fuck him in his stupid ghoul face, fuck him for profiting off the death of kids, FUCK HIM.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why would you move in to a place and just casually prop, half hidden, an election sign for the last election outside next to your garage? Like it was a fucking swastika tattoo and you were at the bar.
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'll never forgive anyone for letting that man come back into power. Never. Not the ones that voted for him, not the ones that voted third party, and especially not the ones that didn't vote at all. Complicit to the last, each and every one of you, and there's no forgiveness.
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's just so crazy to me that I had to hear insane bullshit about the FBI and "federally controlled police" in the 90s from the same type of people cheering on the nationalization of the capital police force. Y'all didn't have one damn principle, did y'all?
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I read or hear sometimes about how these dads physically helped their sons with "dad" tasks in their adulthoods and I just get so fuckin angry. Like I'm glad I'm trying to take care of myself so I can be that for my kids, but it is hobbling thinking about what I missed cause my dad loved honey buns.
July 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I put this app down cause I noticed its user base has pockets so far left they're far right, and good to know coming back to it it's just more of the same. Good work doing the authoritarians work for them, guys ✌️✌️✌️
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh good love an acrid, burnin plastic smell in my neighborhood in the middle of the worst deregulatory regime in decades. Bodes well for my children and their ability to reproduce anything other than cancer in their 20s. They tell me this is Great Again.
May 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@npr.org interviewing Steve Bannon reminds me why I cancelled our sustainer pledge. If they just wanna put liars on the air they can get their money from liars.
April 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Tony Gilroy furiously scrawling every time NPR interviewed a voter "concerned about Palestine" that said they were voting for King Donnie last Fall.
April 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Now that the models and mannequins at Target are modeled after more varied women's proportions they are a LOT more distracting like DAAAAYUM mannequin why you standin there with all that and no head!
April 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.

We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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This was three months ago.
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Don't know how effective this is, but I need a sticker company. I've kinda been burned by Sticker App for the last time ✌️
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Instead of buying food from farmers for food banks, we can just give them taxpayer handouts and close the food banks! Win-win really, rich people get a welfare and poor people get the starve.

I guess that's Great Again?
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It's because we need immigrants the same as the Nazis needed Jews. I say "we" because it's being done in our name and we're all gonna have to answer for it.
DHS insiders say Trump’s Homeland Security agenda is now a single issue.

“The vibe is: How to use DHS to go after migrants, immigrants. That is the vibe, that is the only vibe. ... It’s wild — it’s as if the rest of the department doesn’t exist.”
Killing Grants That Have Saved Lives: Trump’s Cuts Signal End to Government Work on Terrorism Prevention
Tens of millions of dollars slated for violence prevention have been cut or are frozen as DOGE steamrolls the national security sector. “This is the government getting out of the terrorism business,”…
propub.li
March 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I strongly suspect this recent piece from Prof. David Knoll is about to be come extremely relevant and widely read.

"Even a rogue marshal’s service, in other words, is not an insurmountable obstacle to courts enforcing the rule of law. If courts have the courage, the legal tools are there."
If the Marshals Go Rogue, Courts Have Other Ways to Enforce their Orders
Opinion | Even a rogue marshal’s service is not an insurmountable obstacle to courts enforcing the rule of law.
www.democracydocket.com
March 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I love the "I'm alcohol free yay me" thing when it's just were old and it makes our tummies bumble too much now.

Lol sorry this is mean spirited if booze was a problem for you I'm sorry. I'm just mad cause A beer makes me shit sludge.
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM