WDFifties
@wdfifties.bsky.social
Watching Distant over here. Only joined so I can block you. A bit shy - ish. Nerd. Tired. Polite. A polite vampire, I have to be invited in! Once I’m in… ND/ADHD
Monday?
Been drinking?
Yeah!
I’m freelance and I’ve just got an advance!
I’ve written off Tuesday against tax!
Been drinking?
Yeah!
I’m freelance and I’ve just got an advance!
I’ve written off Tuesday against tax!
September 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Monday?
Been drinking?
Yeah!
I’m freelance and I’ve just got an advance!
I’ve written off Tuesday against tax!
Been drinking?
Yeah!
I’m freelance and I’ve just got an advance!
I’ve written off Tuesday against tax!
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This week’s #SinfulSunday (if it was going) is me hot and blue. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/08/10/h...
Hot and Blue - Focused and Filthy
Not long ago I got to try out her little sauna. It has changeable coloured lights in it and when asked what colour I preferred I knew it had to be blue. For some reason my skin tone looks good in blue...
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August 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This week’s #SinfulSunday (if it was going) is me hot and blue. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/08/10/h...
If I won the Euromillions the first thing I would do is pay someone (well).
To change my bedding.
I’d be done with that bullshit nonsense.
To change my bedding.
I’d be done with that bullshit nonsense.
July 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If I won the Euromillions the first thing I would do is pay someone (well).
To change my bedding.
I’d be done with that bullshit nonsense.
To change my bedding.
I’d be done with that bullshit nonsense.
Or could you all post this kinda ‘non-sexual Nudity like
@focusedandfilthy.bsky.social ?
Times are hard right now…
@focusedandfilthy.bsky.social ?
Times are hard right now…
July 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Or could you all post this kinda ‘non-sexual Nudity like
@focusedandfilthy.bsky.social ?
Times are hard right now…
@focusedandfilthy.bsky.social ?
Times are hard right now…
Shit…
I’m going to have to get a VPL now…
I’m going to have to get a VPL now…
So like many before me I’ve had to make the awful decision to block UK IP addresses from accessing my blog to comply with the law. 1/3
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Shit…
I’m going to have to get a VPL now…
I’m going to have to get a VPL now…
Am I too old to run away to a live on the open ocean?
A privateer?
A buccaneer?
Or even just a cargo ferry cabin boy?
Am I?
A privateer?
A buccaneer?
Or even just a cargo ferry cabin boy?
Am I?
a large ship with black sails is floating on the ocean
ALT: a large ship with black sails is floating on the ocean
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July 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Am I too old to run away to a live on the open ocean?
A privateer?
A buccaneer?
Or even just a cargo ferry cabin boy?
Am I?
A privateer?
A buccaneer?
Or even just a cargo ferry cabin boy?
Am I?
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Works for me…
Started seeing a girl in my first year at uni. The sex was fantastic and frequent, until one time she got particularly excited and shouted out "be ma baby, suck ma tits!" in her broad Yorkshire accent. End of relationship.
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Works for me…
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This weekend’s blog post and a recent snap and tale about my naked lunch focusedandfilthy.com/2025/05/24/h...
Hotel Picnic - Focused and Filthy
Not too long ago I met a men for a daytime hotel date. The website Dayuse lets you book hotel rooms for just a day. A great way for hotels to use up unbooked rooms and for couples to meet up in midway...
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May 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This weekend’s blog post and a recent snap and tale about my naked lunch focusedandfilthy.com/2025/05/24/h...
Nope.
I’ve been up and I don’t like it.
So I’m back down again with the curtains and windows open.
Sunshine, coffee and bluesky on show.
This’ll do.
I’ve been up and I don’t like it.
So I’m back down again with the curtains and windows open.
Sunshine, coffee and bluesky on show.
This’ll do.
May 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nope.
I’ve been up and I don’t like it.
So I’m back down again with the curtains and windows open.
Sunshine, coffee and bluesky on show.
This’ll do.
I’ve been up and I don’t like it.
So I’m back down again with the curtains and windows open.
Sunshine, coffee and bluesky on show.
This’ll do.
Sometimes I urgently want to get to sleep because all I am thinking of is my morning coffee.
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes I urgently want to get to sleep because all I am thinking of is my morning coffee.
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My final #SinfulSunday post focusedandfilthy.com/2025/04/19/f...
Final Exposure - Focused and Filthy
This weekend it’s the last SinfulSunday meme post ever. After 14 years of tireless devotion and dedication to the blogging community, Molly has decided it’s time to stop this. I don’t blame her, I com...
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April 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My final #SinfulSunday post focusedandfilthy.com/2025/04/19/f...
I just lie here and plan which method I’m going to use to make my coffee in the morning.
Fantasy coffee thoughts.
Mmmm…
Hot.
Fantasy coffee thoughts.
Mmmm…
Hot.
March 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just lie here and plan which method I’m going to use to make my coffee in the morning.
Fantasy coffee thoughts.
Mmmm…
Hot.
Fantasy coffee thoughts.
Mmmm…
Hot.
It was the best of wanks, it was the worst of wanks, it was the wank of wisdom, it was the wank of foolishness, it was the wank of belief, it was the wank of incredulity, it was the wank of Light, it was the wank of Darkness.
#LiteraryWanks
#LiteraryWanks
To wank, or not to wank, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The edging and yearning of outrageous horniness,
Or to press my vibrator 'gainst my needy quim
And by opposing sate it.
🤔
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The edging and yearning of outrageous horniness,
Or to press my vibrator 'gainst my needy quim
And by opposing sate it.
🤔
March 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It was the best of wanks, it was the worst of wanks, it was the wank of wisdom, it was the wank of foolishness, it was the wank of belief, it was the wank of incredulity, it was the wank of Light, it was the wank of Darkness.
#LiteraryWanks
#LiteraryWanks
The light.
The birds.
The smell.
The air refreshed.
Spring stretches it wings and wakes me.
Like a bastard.
The birds.
The smell.
The air refreshed.
Spring stretches it wings and wakes me.
Like a bastard.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The light.
The birds.
The smell.
The air refreshed.
Spring stretches it wings and wakes me.
Like a bastard.
The birds.
The smell.
The air refreshed.
Spring stretches it wings and wakes me.
Like a bastard.
Today was a 475 mile drive day - so glad I treated myself to this travel lodge on an industrial estate…
A quick scroll of @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s patreon audio files to wile away the time is my treat…
A quick scroll of @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s patreon audio files to wile away the time is my treat…
March 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Today was a 475 mile drive day - so glad I treated myself to this travel lodge on an industrial estate…
A quick scroll of @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s patreon audio files to wile away the time is my treat…
A quick scroll of @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s patreon audio files to wile away the time is my treat…
Took me two listens to get to the end…
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that single men at a sex club are always down to fuck around in a hot tub."
This time last year, @robyneats.bsky.social shared their fabulous #SexClub story...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/splash-... (part 2 is now linked at the end ;-)
This time last year, @robyneats.bsky.social shared their fabulous #SexClub story...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/splash-... (part 2 is now linked at the end ;-)
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Took me two listens to get to the end…
I just gulped my coffee and ‘mmmm’d’ so loud to myself, I’m sure neighbours would think I’ve busted one out in the kitchen.
But hot damn…
Coffee…
Mmmm…
But hot damn…
Coffee…
Mmmm…
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I just gulped my coffee and ‘mmmm’d’ so loud to myself, I’m sure neighbours would think I’ve busted one out in the kitchen.
But hot damn…
Coffee…
Mmmm…
But hot damn…
Coffee…
Mmmm…
Dammit, I left my book downstairs!
What can I trade if you get it?
Honestly, I’m prepared to settle for an amazing deal.
What can I trade if you get it?
Honestly, I’m prepared to settle for an amazing deal.
March 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dammit, I left my book downstairs!
What can I trade if you get it?
Honestly, I’m prepared to settle for an amazing deal.
What can I trade if you get it?
Honestly, I’m prepared to settle for an amazing deal.
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A new firm favourite for #SinfulSunday focusedandfilthy.com/2025/03/02/t...
The Void - Focused and Filthy
I received a beautiful large alien dildo for Christmas called the Void by Uncover Creations It happens to be the large one out of the sizes and I love the bumpy lumpy top and sides. I like being stret...
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March 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A new firm favourite for #SinfulSunday focusedandfilthy.com/2025/03/02/t...
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
The Masked Fuck
The Masked Fuck
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
The Masked Fuck
The Masked Fuck
Tea? Coffee?
Toast? Muffin?
Scrambled? Poached?
Doze on? Up and Out?
Toast? Muffin?
Scrambled? Poached?
Doze on? Up and Out?
March 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Tea? Coffee?
Toast? Muffin?
Scrambled? Poached?
Doze on? Up and Out?
Toast? Muffin?
Scrambled? Poached?
Doze on? Up and Out?
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to 'fuck'
Till Death Us Do Fuck
Till Death Us Do Fuck
March 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Some Mothers do fuck ‘em.
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to 'fuck'
Till Death Us Do Fuck
Till Death Us Do Fuck
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Ready, Steady, Fuck.
Ready, Steady, Fuck.
March 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to ‘fuck’
Multicoloured Fuck Shop
Multicoloured Fuck Shop