Lily Paddington 👽
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
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ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?
KIDS: "lets see the mascot"
(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)
GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
KIDS: "lets see the mascot"
(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)
GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?
KIDS: "lets see the mascot"
(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)
GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
KIDS: "lets see the mascot"
(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)
GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
I’m glad he’s not alive to hurt anyone anymore
September 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m glad he’s not alive to hurt anyone anymore
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Real America's Voice, which airs the Charlie Kirk show confirms that he has died.
September 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Real America's Voice, which airs the Charlie Kirk show confirms that he has died.
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I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
Olivia Nuzzi is on leave from New York Magazine after the star journalist had allegedly engaged in a romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Oliver Darcy reports
Olivia Nuzzi on leave from New York magazine after RFK relationship
"Had the magazine been aware of this relationship, she would not have been assigned to cover the presidential campaign," a spokesperson for the magazine said.
www.status.news
September 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
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This site actively works against the time I have spent in therapy not even kidding
July 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This site actively works against the time I have spent in therapy not even kidding
Oh cool we’re Balkanizing?
September 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh cool we’re Balkanizing?
This single promo may have worked more people than any other promo in the history of wrestling lmfao
On this day in 2022:
New AEW World Champion Jon Moxley headed to Chicago and talked trash/truth about their hero, CM Punk. This included the iconic line:
🗣️ "Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind weak spirit"
This was also used in the promo package before the PPV.
(via AEW)
New AEW World Champion Jon Moxley headed to Chicago and talked trash/truth about their hero, CM Punk. This included the iconic line:
🗣️ "Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind weak spirit"
This was also used in the promo package before the PPV.
(via AEW)
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This single promo may have worked more people than any other promo in the history of wrestling lmfao
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I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun
October 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun
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This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.
JD Vance: "As we've kicked illegal aliens out of our country, you actually see housing costs start to level off."
August 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.
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I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too.
I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile.
So why not release the files?
I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile.
So why not release the files?
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too.
I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile.
So why not release the files?
I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile.
So why not release the files?
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i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring
That WrestleDream poster is AI smdh
July 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That WrestleDream poster is AI smdh
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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it's called "Ferrari" Tone. it's like the transgender of automobiles
December 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
it's called "Ferrari" Tone. it's like the transgender of automobiles