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The Vulture of Ridicule
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vigilante pizza fish. dead letter officer. big ferocious beast. wayward mallemuck. DOA DOA. plague dog. dead but still dancing. horseshoe. vapid paragon.
Pinned
feeling decentralized
LOL: acronym interjectionalized
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of the rods on which fish are placed to drain before being smoked.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
doodoo detox
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
respectively in rat
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Vanquished
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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delicious death
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Take the hint, then; and when thou art dead, never bury thyself under living people’s noses.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
she metal-oxide my semiconductor til I field-effect transist
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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i wear black ‘til I’m dead
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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unflinching earnestness
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Out of luck
February 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
remembering last week hearing a red-tailed hawk and turning around to find out it was actually a european starling
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
gallinaceous
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Single issue voter and my single issue is radical time reckoning reform. 10-day weeks with 5 days off and every day is 100,000 seconds (27 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds). 15 months each comprising 20 days, with an intercalary period of about 15 days. A year will now be between 315 and 316 days
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real

*eats lunch*

Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
like the roman empire, straddle the mediterranean
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
thank you wikipedia contributors
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM