The Vulture of Ridicule
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vigilante pizza fish. dead letter officer. big ferocious beast. wayward mallemuck. DOA DOA. plague dog. dead but still dancing. horseshoe. vapid paragon.
Pinned
feeling decentralized
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remembering last week hearing a red-tailed hawk and turning around to find out it was actually a european starling
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
remembering last week hearing a red-tailed hawk and turning around to find out it was actually a european starling
gallinaceous
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
gallinaceous
Single issue voter and my single issue is radical time reckoning reform. 10-day weeks with 5 days off and every day is 100,000 seconds (27 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds). 15 months each comprising 20 days, with an intercalary period of about 15 days. A year will now be between 315 and 316 days
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Single issue voter and my single issue is radical time reckoning reform. 10-day weeks with 5 days off and every day is 100,000 seconds (27 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds). 15 months each comprising 20 days, with an intercalary period of about 15 days. A year will now be between 315 and 316 days
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
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give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
give me the privilege of making my own summer with my own coals
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
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I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do
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I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!
like the roman empire, straddle the mediterranean
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
like the roman empire, straddle the mediterranean
thank you wikipedia contributors
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
thank you wikipedia contributors
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
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unless God does that beating, does that thinking, does that living, and not I
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
unless God does that beating, does that thinking, does that living, and not I
one of the guards is always only half kidding and the other is always only half serious...
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
one of the guards is always only half kidding and the other is always only half serious...
tired of the spaghetti you throw not sticking to the wall? introducing all-new patent-pending spaghetti wall glue. simply apply spaghetti wall glue to your wall and watch how spaghetti and seven other pasta shapes stick 100% guaranteed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
tired of the spaghetti you throw not sticking to the wall? introducing all-new patent-pending spaghetti wall glue. simply apply spaghetti wall glue to your wall and watch how spaghetti and seven other pasta shapes stick 100% guaranteed.
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Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
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I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
explain it to me like i'm a genius who already knows everything
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
explain it to me like i'm a genius who already knows everything
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I have ever found your plain things the knottiest of all.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I have ever found your plain things the knottiest of all.
suing god for medical bills and pain and suffering damages
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
suing god for medical bills and pain and suffering damages
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Ahab answered—“Aye.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Ahab answered—“Aye.”
the math on a 50-year fixed-rate mortgage for a personal home is ridiculous. the risk of 50-year personal debt is so high that monthly payments would likely be just as high if not higher than an equivalent 30-year mortgage even before considering the extra 20 years of payments.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the math on a 50-year fixed-rate mortgage for a personal home is ridiculous. the risk of 50-year personal debt is so high that monthly payments would likely be just as high if not higher than an equivalent 30-year mortgage even before considering the extra 20 years of payments.
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There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations