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jasmine
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hello! i am an artist who actually doesn't post much art here. but i write a comic you can read at @goobergrove.bsky.social
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you're in a baseball game and are told that if you hit a home run on the final pitch you'll win a million dollars but! when the pitcher throws the ball it immediately transforms into an amorphous globosus. do you hit it?
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
some of you look like this
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
236th...
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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There is no Mount Rushmore. There is no “Big 3”. There is simply “The Dynamic Duo”
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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DON'T FORGET The Payment Processor calling campaign is still going. Even if you can only do it once a week, do try.
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
please free me from my eternal torment <- retail worker
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Steel thyself, child, and focus on the pins. Just as in life, you may only take one step at a time. But take care; every step removes yet another pin from the triangle of fate.

Leave but one, you're genius. Leave two, you're purdy smart. Leave three and you're just plain dumb. Leave four or more...
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
actually criminal there's no mario kart 8/mario kart world remix of lakeside park. that song would fucking go insane with all the horns
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
genuinely think this one's an all-timer to me <3
Goober Grove - Baby Shoes
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Goober Grove - Baby Shoes
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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And the most maddening thought is that the rubble might stay as it is for years… while the only thing families are asking for is just shelter and food, just that, nothing more. 😢
After everything we have gone through the pain and the loss I am left with nothing but determination. I want to rise again with my family from beneath the rubble of this devastation, to rebuild what was broken inside us before what was destroyed arouhttps gofund.me/18dbc792f
Together to Save a Displaced Family in Gaza, organized by Alejandra Baiz
My name is Alejandra, from Puerto Rico and I am creating this fund campaign… Alejandra Baiz necesita tu apoyo para Together to Save a Displaced Family in Gaza
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Sorry but the "DHS Twitter account is based in Israel" hoax like actually is antisemitic even though a ton of you won't want to hear that. Israel is a client state of the US, not the other way around. DHS is a homegrown evil. USA has never needed a puppetmaster to do the most heinous shit imaginable
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Our bill to decriminalize sex work in Massachusetts is being heard at the State House next Tuesday, 11/25 at 10am!

We need people to join us to testify in support - you can testify in person or virtually - and to send written testimony. DM us if you want to help!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
there's a zombie in pvz fusion that's an upgraded newspaper zombie and it's called "scholar zombie" but i'm gonna be real. that thing is the nostalgia critic
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
they hate girls because they reset every time you play your most played hand but like buddy. you're getting 0.2x scaling mult every time you don't. you can transition it's ok
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's such a shame what happened to pvz with how awesome of a game it is
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
pokemon legends game set in ultra space would go hard as hell but would also necessitate designing a full new dex worth of ultra beasts and i have no idea how feasible a concept that is at all
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Olimar! Louie! Look alive, boys! Every single villain you've ever faced is planning to attack you at once tomorrow! Take them all out, I'm sure they'll be worth a lot of Pokos!
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM