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Goober Grove
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A comic by @wayslidecool.bsky.social about goobers living their lives in a small forest town. Updating Sundays, at Noon Eastern Time.

Website: https://goobergrove.com/
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Goober Grove - Expected Value
Rosco gives his two cents on the discontinuation of the penny.
TITLE PANEL At the top of the panel is “Goober Grove by Jasmine Wright” written in small red lettering. Underneath is “Expected Value” in bold, white text. Underneath is an image of Rosco wearing a business suit placed in front of a stock chart. The line is trending upwards. PANEL 1 Razzlyn and Rosco are walking through the woods. Rosco: The convenience store isn't handing out pennies with change anymore! Can you believe it?! Razzlyn: Apparently they are not going to be minted anymore... PANEL 2 Razzlyn looks at Rosco. Razzlyn: Is this going to hamper your plan to become a millionaire from pennies alone? Rosco: Quite the opposite, actually! PANEL 3 Rosco continues along, and Razzlyn follows him. Rosco: With no new pennies being minted, pennies will become rarer and therefore more valuable! Razzlyn: Is that how that works? PANEL 4 Rosco and Razzlyn both stop walking. Rosco: Why, in 20 years, I bet each penny will be worth 100 bucks! Imagine the possibilities... PANEL 5 Rosco imagines a future 20 years in which an older version of himself hands an older version of Ziggy a jar filled with pennies. Rosco: Yo, Ziggy! I'd like to buy 50 yachts, please! Ziggy: Read the sign, Rosco. PANEL 6 A close-up of the screen Ziggy was pointing to. “We don't accept pennies. ...or sell yachts.” An image of a penny and a yacht are both crossed out. PANEL 7 Rosco looks at Ziggy in exasperation. Rosco: Not even in my self-indulgent fantasies?!
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Circadian Rhythm
Georgetta wakes up at a weird time.
PANEL 1 Georgetta approaches Razzlyn on the street. It is pitch black outside. Georgetta: Whoa! Look who else's circadian rhythm got all messed up! Razzlyn: What? PANEL 2 Georgetta elaborates. Georgetta: Yeah, ever since Halloween I've been waking up in the middle of the night... PANEL 3 Georgetta puts her arm around Razzlyn's shoulder. Georgetta: What time is it even? Midnight? 3am? Razzlyn: Georgetta, Daylight Savings Time just ended. PANEL 4 Razzlyn shows Georgetta her phone. Razzlyn: It is 5:30 in the afternoon. Georgetta: I mean that's still a weird time to wake up!
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Goober Grove - What?! A Ghost?! (Part 1)
Rosco is haunted by his past mistakes... and also a ghost.

(You can read the whole special all at once at goobergrove.com/index.html?p...)
PANEL 1 Rosco (dressed as Megaman from Megaman Sprite Comic) is looking at himself in his bathroom mirror. Rosco: what is up you asshole prick. Stop being an idiot and get out of my mirror. PANEL 2 Rosco feels accomplished, oblivious of the ghost behind him. Rosco: Man, this costume is the greatest! I can't wait to show all my friends! PANEL 3 The Ghoulies places his hand on Rosco's shoulder. The Ghoulies: Give me your haaand... PANEL 4/TITLE PANEL Rosco recoils in shock at The Ghoulies' presence. Rosco: What?! A Ghost?! Rosco's speech bubble doubles as the title for the comic. Underneath it is text reading "A Goober Grove Halloween special by Jasmine Fright".
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Goober Grove - Cryptids
Razzlyn and Georgetta discuss West Virginia's extensive cryptid collection.
PANEL 1 Razzlyn and Georgetta are talking in Razzlyn's living room. Georgetta: Y'know something I've come to appreciate since I moved here? How many cryptids y'all have! Razzlyn: I mean, can you really call them cryptids when so many of them are just... demonstrably real? PANEL 2 Razzlyn discusses some of the existing cryptids. Razzlyn: The Flatwoods Monster is a good friend of mine, and the Grafton Monster is our bus driver. Small bubbles show Razzlyn shaking hands with the Flatwoods Monster and the Grafton Monster driving a bus. PANEL 3 Georgetta continues asking questions. Razzlyn thinks on it. Georgetta: What about Mothman? Is he real? Razzlyn: Actually, I think Mothman is just an urban legend. PANEL 4 Georgetta asks one more question. Georgetta: What about Indrid Cold? PANEL 5 Razzlyn and Georgetta look to their right, seeing Indrid suddenly on the couch next to them. Indrid: I assure you I am no cryptid, just an ordinary human being. PANEL 6 Indrid stares at Razzlyn and Georgetta and smiles, while they freak out. Georgetta: Razzlyn, what's a human? Razzlyn: I don't know, and I am too afraid to ask.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Goober Grove - Wedding Invite
Georgetta gets invited to a wedding.
PANEL 1 Georgetta walks through the door to her house holding a letter. Georgetta: Razzlyn! I just got invited! Razzlyn: Invited to what? PANEL 2 Georgetta walks up to Razzlyn, holding the envelope in her hands. Georgetta: Oh! Two close friends of mine are getting married! Razzlyn looks nervous. Razzlyn: Two close friends...? PANEL 3 Razzlyn imagines herself getting married to Rosco. Both are visibly very uncomfortable. Georgetta: Razzlyn, whatever you're thinking about is obviously not what I meant.
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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It’s Jasmine birthday and for her I think you should check out her comic @goobergrove.bsky.social because it’s a very fun and underrated read!
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Goober Grove - Thoughts
What could the goobers be thinking about...?
PANEL 1 Razzlyn, Georgetta, and Rosco can all be seen lazing around in Razzlyn's living room. Narration: Oh dear. It would seem our favorite goobers are just lazing about & doing nothing that would make a good comic. PANEL 2 An X-ray of the goobers' brains can be seen. Narration: It's times like this that make you wonder what they think about... PANEL 3 A close-up of the goobers around the couch, with their thoughts revealed. Razzlyn (thinking): What if the “prog” in “prog rock” was short for “progesterone”... I think that would be awesome. Georgetta: I really hope whoever that is in the first two panels thinks I'm cute. Rosco's thought bubble is completely blocked out by the narration. Narration: Actually, I don't think I can legally show this one.
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Country Roads
Georgetta panders to a West Virginian crowd.
PANEL 1 Georgetta is seen on her couch alone. Georgetta: *sigh* I wish my friends were here... It's a good thing I know how to summon someone from West Virginia. PANEL 2 Georgetta starts singing. Georgetta: ♪ Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River ♪ PANEL 3 Razzlyn enters through her door, joining along. Razzlyn: ♪ Life is old there, older than the trees ♪ PANEL 4 Rosco emerges from a vent. Rosco: ♪ Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze ♪ PANEL 5 Razzlyn and Rosco continue singing, but Georgetta pauses. Razzlyn and Rosco: ♪ Country Roads, take me— Georgetta: Wait. PANEL 6 Georgetta puts her arm around Rosco's shoulder. Georgetta: Rosco, are you always hiding in my vents? Rosco: Not always.
September 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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the famous georgetta from the famous goober grove
September 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Goober Grove - Karaoke
Razzlynette tries something new at the club.
PANEL 1 Razzlynette and Razzlynella walk into Club Darathy. Razzlynette: I can't remember the last time I've come here outside of work... Razzlynella: Relax, it's your night off. You can do whatever you want. PANEL 2 Razzlynette and Razzlynella sit down for drinks. Razzlynella: Wanna try singing karaoke or something? Razzlynette: Gosh, I dunno... I usually just lip-sync in my performances... PANEL 3 Razzlynella puts her arm around Razzlynette's shoulder and encourages her. Razzlynella: Baby, you were literally raised by birds. I'm sure you have a beautiful singing voice. Razzlynette: You're right... I'll do it! PANEL 4 Razzlynette is seen singing karaoke, belting out a hawk-like “SKREECH!” Razzlynella looks at her, smitten.
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Goober Grove - Cake
Rosco prepares a cake for Ziggy's birthday, but isn't he forgetting someone...?
PANEL 1 Zaggy is infodumping about a TTRPG campaign to Ziggy. Rosco can be seen in the background, walking towards them holding a birthday cake. Zaggy: But the whole campaign was run from the perspective of the dragon, so while we completed our quest, we didn't get any narrative closure. Ziggy: Damn. That sounds awesome. Wish I coulda been there. PANEL 2 Rosco holds the cake above his head, and Zaggy dodges out of the way. Rosco: Outta my way! Got a birthday cake for the birthday ze PANEL 3 Zaggy points at xyrself as Rosco places the cake on the front counter. Zaggy: Y'know, it's my birthday too! Can I have a slice? Rosco: Ah gee, I'm sorry but... I only made one cake... PANEL 4 Ziggy is confused, but Rosco insists on his point. Ziggy: So? There's clearly enough for both of us. Rosco: Well it's not for both of you, now is it?
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Goober Grove - Youth Pastor
Pastor Forthwith tries to connect with the youth of today.
TITLE PANEL "goober grove by jasmine wright" is written in small, bold lettering at the top of the panel. "youth pastor" is written in large lettering, with the T replaced with a cross and shared between both words. The background is a pattern reminiscent of the 90s jazz cup. PANEL 1 Rosco, Razzlyn, and Georgetta are seen standing outside the ice cream parlor wearing cool outfits. Georgetta: So we just stand around like this until someone says we're cool? Rosco: Yeah, pretty much. PANEL 2 Rosco points to Pastor Forthwith walking down the sidewalk, wearing a dated “cool” outfit. Rosco: Look, here comes someone right now! Pastor Forthwith: Hey, kids! Ya' wanna hang? Razzlyn: Oh brother, not this guy... PANEL 3 Pastor Forthwith stands in front of the three goobers, pointing to himself. Pastor Forthwith: Wazzup? You teens got room for one more? PANEL 4 Rosco and Georgetta look confused. Rosco: Teens? I'm 26. Georgetta: I'm 27. Razzlyn walks away. Razzlyn: I'm out. Peace! PANEL 5 Pastor Forthwith rests his arm against the wall while pointing at Rosco. Pastor Forthwith: I just figured cool young folk like you should know about the hip place to be every Sunday. It's— Rosco interrupts Pastor Forthwith before he can finish, nudging Georgetta with his elbow. Rosco: Did you hear that? He said we're cool! PANEL 6 Pastor Forthwith tries to take control of the conversation again. Pastor Forthwith: That's right! You know who else is cool? Jesus C— He is interrupted again. Georgetta: We gotta tell Razzlyn! PANEL 7 Rosco and Georgetta run to tell Razzlyn, as Pastor Forthwith stares at them in disappointment. Georgetta: Razzlyn! Razzlyn! We're cool!
August 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Goober Grove - Clock
They kept going for about three hours.
PANEL 1 Razzlyn opens the door to Georgetta's bedroom. Georgetta and Rosco are sitting in the middle of the room, facing the dresser. Razzlyn: Georgetta, Rosco, what are you two doing? Georgetta: Hi, Razzlyn! We've just been watching the clock all day. PANEL 2 The time on the clock changes from 1:26 to 1:27. PANEL 3 Georgetta and Rosco get excited. Georgetta: Woo!! Yeah!!! 1:27!!! Rosco: It gets better every minute! PANEL 4 Razzlyn sits down next to Rosco and Georgetta. Razzlyn: Okay, I want in on this.
August 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Trials and Tribulations
Georgetta becomes a key witness in a trial.

(This is the Goober Grove 5th anniversary special! It has been split into 12 parts for easy reading on Bluesky, but you can read it all in one piece at goobergrove.com)
A title card. Goober Grove presents... "Trials and Tribulations" by Jasmine Wright. A bronze statue of Georgetta as Lady Justice is situated in the middle of a courthouse.
August 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Only SIX DAYS LEFT until the Goober Grove five year anniversary...! Let's all take a moment to remember where it all began... it may be important in the near future!
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Goober Grove - Dog
Georgetta shows off her new dog.
PANEL 1 Georgetta waves to Razzlyn and Rosco. Georgetta: Razzlyn! Rosco! Check out my new dog! PANEL 2 Razzlyn and Georgetta look at Georgetta's dog, confused. PANEL 3 A closeup of Georgetta's dog, which is actually a pelagic siphonophore. Rosco: That's a dog?! Razzlyn: That is a pelagic siphonophore on a leash. PANEL 4 Georgetta shrugs. Georgetta: So maybe we have different ideas of what constitutes a “dog.” But I believe my interpretation is valid nonetheless.
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Hi! No new Goober Grove today, but that's because I'm hard at work putting together the fifth anniversary special! The goal is to have it ready on August 9th, to commemorate the five year anniversary of the first comic, but I'll let you know if I need more time!

Here's a small sneak peek for now.
Panel of Dr. Masimasi pointing at a mola mola. Dr. Masimasi is saying "...Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?" The mola has a slightly disappointed expression.
July 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Goober Grove - Existentialism
Razzlyn contemplates existence.
PANEL 1 Razzlyn and Georgetta are lying in the grass by a tree. Razzlyn: Do you ever think about how easy it is to exist? Georgetta: What do you mean? PANEL 2 Razzlyn sits up to start explaining. Razzlyn: We think of blinking and breathing as things that take no conscious thought, but if you try hard enough, you can stop, if only for a moment. PANEL 3 Razzlyn looks towards Georgetta. Razzlyn: But existing? That takes no effort at all! Even when you die, you still keep existing! PANEL 4 Razzlyn throws her hands up in the air as Georgetta sits up to look back at her. Razzlyn: So why does it still feel so hard!
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Sorry, no new Goober Grove today. Have a rerun instead.
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Goober Grove - Ice Cream Parlor
Ice cream cones may be larger than they appear.
PANEL 1 Georgetta and Razzlyn are sitting at a table outside the ice cream parlor. Georgetta is looking at a menu. Georgetta: I'm pretty hungry today, might get a large cone. Razzlyn: Okay, but I should warn you that the sizes here are really weird. PANEL 2 Razzlyn explains the ice cream sizes to Georgetta by visualizing the sizes with her hands, but she gets distracted by something off-screen. Razzlyn: The small cones are a little smaller than the average medium, the medium cones are the size of your average large, and the large cones are... PANEL 3 Razzlyn, points offscreen, still with a shocked look on her face. Georgetta looks over, expressing a similar degree of shock. Razzlyn: th... they're that big... PANEL 4 Georgetta and Razzlyn both look at Rosco, who got a large ice cream cone that reaches outside the comic's borders and spans the entire vertical height of the comic. Razzlyn retains the same shocked expression, but Georgetta looks excited.
June 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Goober Grove - Heat Wave
The goobers try to beat the heat.

(This is technically for #makeaterriblecomicday2025, but I ended up putting too much effort into it... Oh well!)
TITLE PANEL Goober Grove by Jasmine Wright: “Heat Wave” is written over a pulsating red and yellow background. PANEL 1 Razzlyn, Rosco, and Georgetta are in Razzlyn's living room. Razzlyn is fanning herself off, Georgetta is wearing a crop top and shorts, and Rosco is punching the air. Razzlyn: You know, I have done my fair share of complaining about the cold, but this isn't really much of an improvement. PANEL 2 Razzlyn looks at Georgetta's outfit. Razzlyn: Georgetta, I see you have dressed to beat the heat? PANEL 3 Georgetta puts her arms behind her head. Georgetta: Nah, I've dealt with way worse than this on the moon. PANEL 4 Georgetta gestures at her crop top, which has “cute!” written in cursive, surrounded by sparkles. Georgetta: I'm just wearing this 'cause it's cute. PANEL 5 Rosco turns towards Razzlyn and Georgetta. Rosco: I'm trying to beat the heat. PANEL 6 Rosco punches at the hot air. PANEL 7 Rosco continues punching, as Razzlyn and Georgetta watch. Razzlyn: Should we tell him that isn't going to work? Georgetta: Let him have his fun.
June 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Goober Grove - White Noise
Razzlyn tries to get better sleep with a white noise app.
PANEL 1 A visibly tired Razzlyn is seen talking to Georgetta at her kitchen table. Razzlyn: Ugh... I have had so much trouble sleeping lately. Georgetta: Have you tried using a white noise app? They help me a lot! PANEL 2 Razzlyn pulls up an app store page for a white noise app called Nite Noise by Restful Thinking, Ltd. It is a free download, but contains ads. PANEL 3 Razzlyn is sound asleep in her bed. White noise is emanating from her phone. PANEL 4 Amidst the white noise, an advertisement begins to play. White Noise App: ...Get the brand new Rise-n-Shine Breakfast Sandwich for only $5.99 at Food-2-Go... Razzlyn is still asleep, but less comfortably so.
June 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Duck
Rosco encounters a foul waterfowl.
PANEL 1 Rosco is staring intently at a duck, pointing at it and putting his arm around Georgetta's shoulder. Georgetta: What's going on here? Rosco: I don't like the way that duck is lookin' at me. PANEL 2 Close-up of the duck's face. Georgetta: You shouldn't worry, Rosco! A duck's eyes are on the sides of its head. It's not looking at you! PANEL 3 The duck turns its head to its right, eye now facing the viewer. Rosco: Uhhh, Georgetta...? Georgetta: Run.
June 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Goober Grove - Vitriol
I'd say all is fair in love and war, but this isn't War. It's Uno. Same principles apply, I guess.
TITLE PANEL “Goober Grove - Vitriol” is written stylized like the Uno logo. In the bottom-right corner, stylized like the Mattel logo, reads “by Jasmine Wright.” PANEL 1 Georgetta deals a deck of cards between herself, Razzlyn, and Rosco. Georgetta: Just wanna say: sorry in advance for anything I say while we're playing. Razzlyn: No need to apologize. It's Uno. Rosco: Yeah! Show no mercy! PANEL 2 Razzlyn plays a skip card, skipping Rosco. PANEL 3 Rosco grimaces at Razzlyn. Rosco: I wish I actually did burn down your house a few years ago. PANEL 4 Georgetta uses a draw 2 card on Razzlyn. PANEL 5 Razzlyn stares at Georgetta while drawing her cards. Razzlyn: I am thinking that you should reconsider ever having been born. PANEL 6 Rosco uses a wild draw 4 card on Georgetta. PANEL 7 Georgetta looks at Rosco in frustration. Georgetta: I am not going to your birthday party next week. Rosco is devastated.
June 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Drag Persona
Razzlyn learns about Razzlynette's hobbies.
PANEL 1 Razzlyn invited Razzlynette through the door to their house. Razzlynette: Thank you for inviting me over today, Razzlyn! Razzlyn: Of course, Razzlynette! It has been a while since we've talked. PANEL 2 Razzlyn and Razzlynette sit down on the couch, while Razzlynette gets something out of her purse. Razzlyn: What have you been doing recently? Razzlynette: Well, as of late I have been doing drag shows on the side. PANEL 3 Razzlynette hands Razzlyn a flyer. Razzlynette: You should come see me perform sometime! PANEL 4 A close-up of the flyer, with an image of Razzlynette in drag. Meet Razzlynettette Performing Wed @ 9:30PM Club Darathy | 217 Rose St., Attatown, WV 26274 Contact Us: (304)555-3789
May 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Razzlyn's Hat
Rosco apologizes for criticizing Razzlyn's style.
PANEL 1 Rosco is standing outside Razzlyn's front door, looking away nervously. Rosco: Hey, Razzlyn... I just wanted to come over and apologize for what I said on Thursday. PANEL 2 Rosco puts one of his hands behind his neck and continues. Rosco: I shouldn't have said your hat is “cliché,” and that “you should war something less stereotypical if you really wanna assert yourself,” because... PANEL 3 A view of Rosco from behind, showing Razzlyn standing in her doorway. She is wearing a ridiculous jester hat. Razzlyn: What is it, Rosco? PANEL 4 Rosco points at Razzlyn's hat. Rosco: Your new hat is ridiculous and you should change back immediately. Razzlyn: I am glad I was able to prove my point.
May 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Goober Grove - Middle of the Night
Razzlyn gets a surprise from Rosco in the middle of the night.
PANEL 1 Razzlyn is lying in bed, looking at her phone in the middle of the night with a tired expression. A few Discord messages are seen in a speech bubble. Razzlyn at 1:13 AM: Ugh... I am not able to fall asleep tonight at all... Councilman Rosco Rodeoberger at 1:15 AM: Well why are you bothering us about it Not much use talking to your friends when theyre fast asleep huh PANEL 2 Razzlyn sits up and continues messaging Rosco. Razzlyn at 1:16 AM: You are very clearly not asleep, Rosco. Councilman Rosco Rodeoberger at 1:17 AM: Thats because I have a surprise for you Come down to your kitchen if you wanna see PANEL 3 Razzlyn walks downstairs, still tired. PANEL 4 Razzlyn turns on the light in her kitchen, revealing an envelope on her kitchen table with a Rosco-shaped wax seal. PANEL 5 Razzlyn reads the letter. Dear Razzlyn I am not in your house right now. - Rosco
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM