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jasmine
@wayslidecool.bsky.social
hello! i am an artist who actually doesn't post much art here. but i write a comic you can read at @goobergrove.bsky.social
25 / she/her
some of you look like this
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
remembering in 2020 when i briefly tried writing my own wayside school book. i never got that far into writing it but sometimes i revisit what i finished and am kinda amazed with how well i feel like i replicated the books' writing style
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
discuss
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
can i help
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
but who had the best halloween costume this year...?
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
she does in the almanac i wrote for her. hoping they use it
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ok found my concept art for mintygun + how it'll appear in the mod. fires a large barrage of projectiles all at once, needs time to cool down between firing.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
like it or not this is still the hottest version of the trainer class all these years later
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
aaaah fuck off
October 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this pokemon feels like if a pokemon was a temtem
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
pokémon showdown needs a girl version of one of the Freak scientist sprites. like yes i can perceive this as a butch lesbian but i'm transfem and y'know i want people to perceive me as a girl. can i get this but like girl version please and thank you
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
after some deliberation i think this is my tier list
September 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT Y LOOKS MORE SUSPICIOUS THAN THAT O
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
go into the ocean outside the course and hug the castle wall, you should find it under one of the arches! can be used to unlock cataquack, as well as dolphin and pianta!
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
and even with all these straws the gender balance is still awful.

so let's do the desperation play and assume literally every plant that goes unspecified in pvz1, in addition to all the ones we've already thrown in, are women. except gloom-shroom i think gloom-shroom should stay nonbinary.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
there's this one plant in later games called the Blockbuster that's related to the Grave Buster, and uses she/her pronouns. i think this shouldn't count i think this is a separate but related plant but like again. we're grasping for straws here
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
there was this one time in the pvz2 shop that sun-shroom used she/her. sun-shroom uses he/him literally everywhere else but like we're being as generous as possible here
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
but seeing how bad things are here even after this got me wondering. how can i make the absolute most generous pvz1 gender ratio possible

so starting off, while peashooter and hypno-shroom typically use he/him, there are specific peashooter and hypno-shroom characters that use she/her, so add them.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
if we wanna include plants retconned later down the line, then we can throw in snow pea and chomper, who both use she/her in pvz3. they use he/him in pvz1 but like the girls fucking need this. this is a bandage on a gaping wound
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
a lot of plants are unspecified in pvz1, but we can use later games to fill in the blanks. this does give us four more women, but also twice as many plants get he/him pronouns through this so like i wouldn't really say it's an improvement!
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
so based purely on the pvz1 almanac, this is the gender ratio of the game. obviously pronouns don't necessarily equal gender, but given the he/him to she/her ratio i'm not exactly assuming the 2009-era devs consider half the plants in the game to be he/him lesbians. so you know. not great!
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my phone just randomly installed yazy without asking
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
not to be all "they should put geno and fawful in mario kart" but i remembered today how many alternate costumes mimi gets in super paper mario. and well that would go crazy in mario kart world
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM