jasmine
@wayslidecool.bsky.social
hello! i am an artist who actually doesn't post much art here. but i write a comic you can read at @goobergrove.bsky.social
25 / she/her
25 / she/her
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Goober Grove - Happy New Year
Efflam worries about what they're losing as a new year rolls in.
Efflam worries about what they're losing as a new year rolls in.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Goober Grove - Happy New Year
Efflam worries about what they're losing as a new year rolls in.
Efflam worries about what they're losing as a new year rolls in.
the year of rhythm heaven groove...
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
the year of rhythm heaven groove...
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"And if we don't all live happily ever after, at least we'll have survived for another week."
~Kermit the Frog
~Kermit the Frog
January 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"And if we don't all live happily ever after, at least we'll have survived for another week."
~Kermit the Frog
~Kermit the Frog
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
should i just retweet a bunch of my favorite goober groves from this year
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
should i just retweet a bunch of my favorite goober groves from this year
for some reason whenever i get sick i find myself taking a lot of showers. like three or four a day. i don't know why. does anyone else do this
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
for some reason whenever i get sick i find myself taking a lot of showers. like three or four a day. i don't know why. does anyone else do this
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Just like he had DeJoy remove & lock Dem neighborhood mailboxes and dismantled mail sorting machines just before the election to prevent Dem mailed ballots from being counted, Trump makes a new rule to ensure your mailed ballots will be "too late" even if you mailed them on time.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just like he had DeJoy remove & lock Dem neighborhood mailboxes and dismantled mail sorting machines just before the election to prevent Dem mailed ballots from being counted, Trump makes a new rule to ensure your mailed ballots will be "too late" even if you mailed them on time.
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For those of us who pay quarterly taxes or any other payment by December 31, this unheralded change in postal policy can bite you in the butt. This could have other unforeseen consequences (e.g., mail-in balloting), but for now, this is more timely.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
For those of us who pay quarterly taxes or any other payment by December 31, this unheralded change in postal policy can bite you in the butt. This could have other unforeseen consequences (e.g., mail-in balloting), but for now, this is more timely.
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We Are Happy Family!!!
May 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We Are Happy Family!!!
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Original link is 404'ing, here's the UK government petition, if it gets to 100k signatures they have to speak on it in parliament which gives us another go at convincing the government giving paypros this ability is a bad fuckin idea.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Original link is 404'ing, here's the UK government petition, if it gets to 100k signatures they have to speak on it in parliament which gives us another go at convincing the government giving paypros this ability is a bad fuckin idea.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
guess who got covid :(
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
guess who got covid :(
what was everyone's favorite goober grove comic of 2025
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
what was everyone's favorite goober grove comic of 2025
one of these days i gotta just play like every jackbox game so i can make my tier list
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
one of these days i gotta just play like every jackbox game so i can make my tier list
i don't think joke boat is the worst jackbox game but it feels like the crappiest one
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i don't think joke boat is the worst jackbox game but it feels like the crappiest one
working on all perfects for the first tempo up setting on bits & bops. i don't think i'm doing that for the second tempo up setting i'm not a masochist. anyway i finished the first three rows but i keep fucking up at the same point in president bird so i'm calling it quits for tonight
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
working on all perfects for the first tempo up setting on bits & bops. i don't think i'm doing that for the second tempo up setting i'm not a masochist. anyway i finished the first three rows but i keep fucking up at the same point in president bird so i'm calling it quits for tonight
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CAST SPELL: Detect Transgender Women
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x = 100 billion women
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December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
CAST SPELL: Detect Transgender Women
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x = 100 billion women
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by 2030 there will be 300 billion transgender women on planet earth
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
by 2030 there will be 300 billion transgender women on planet earth
clearance day, clearance day, goodie goodie hip hooray
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
clearance day, clearance day, goodie goodie hip hooray
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the burden of other people’s thoughts
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the burden of other people’s thoughts
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![Comic. [Top panel: Long-necked dinosaur with red X over it.] [Bottom panel: two smaller dinosaurs the same shape except their neck isn’t long, while in the background there’s an extremely long neck criss-crossing the frame like a snake. Green check mark in center.] [caption] Thanks to modern paleontological reconstructions, we now know that most sauropods had short necks, and all those extra vertebrae belonged to the sauropod colony’s queen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigjcepbb3hjlvpjzmj6msuydmem6gdakkl5svr4kh4q7qi3c4m2fu@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
plasma deck gold stake is really hard
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
plasma deck gold stake is really hard