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deranged person
@waylonsmithersjr.bsky.social
smithers fan & radical leftist
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March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Hey! Don't forget *NOT* to use the iOS Patreon app to buy things or subscribe to memberships because the app store now has a 30% fee which either the creator is covering themselves or is increasing the price on whatever you're buying (patreon emailed me today to tell me I could choose which)
February 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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it’s a great time to remind everyone to keep your cats indoors. i don’t want to hear that shit about how your cat is desperate to go outside or is used to being out there. i had an outdoor cat i had to bring inside after 13yrs. i know how they are. she lived to 20. they’ll get over it & so will you.
February 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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the tendency now for people to see any graphic or illustration they dislike and call it AI kind of makes me want to rip my own face off
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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If you're looking to transition your cat to indoor-only due to H1N1, great! There are many other benefits, too. But it may not go well if you just shut them in and call it a day, you need to commit to giving them an enriched indoor environment with lots of play. felineengineering.com/blog/indoor-...
Transitioning An Indoor/Outdoor Cat to Indoor Only • Feline Engineering
Outdoor access carries risk for a cat's health and safety. It can also lead to behavior problems. Here's how to transition your cat to a fully indoor life.
felineengineering.com
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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her big wet eyes
February 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
that CRISPR breeder saying that it's our "moral imperative to level-up" living things is so concerning in a society that is increasingly open about its view of POC, queer people, disabled people, etc. as subhuman.
February 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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This is the natural next step after the last 150 years of inhumane pet breeding. We should be talking about banning widespread unethical breeding but instead we're "leveling-up" for profit. 💔 www.wired.com/story/your-n...
Your Next Pet Could Be a Glowing Rabbit
Biohacker Josie Zyner’s new company, Los Angeles Project, is creating a new generation of gene-edited pets.
www.wired.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
LRT SMITHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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doodled this at work, ohhh i want a simpsons kart racer so bad
February 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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There are no proven benefits to raw feeding yet plenty of serious, well-documented risks. It has never been a good idea but ESPECIALLY NOW. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/two-w...
Two Washington cats infected with bird flu • Washington State Standard
Two domestic cats in Washington state have been infected with bird flu after eating raw pet food, according to the department of agriculture.
washingtonstatestandard.com
February 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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didn't have a grand jury recommending that a municipal police department be abolished on my 2025 bingo list
February 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Mutual aid request! My dear friend Angela needs some help! She lost her job last week and is now losing her housing by the end of March. Her and her trans son, two dogs and cat need money to get on their feet again and find a new place. Please consider donating.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
Donate to Support Angela's Urgent Moving Needs, organized by Angela Feathers
I’m Angela Feathers, and I’m raising funds to help me and my son move our things … Angela Feathers needs your support for Support Angela's Urgent Moving Needs
www.gofundme.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
just got an ad on youtube for a yuri(?) film by the woman behind a silent voice about a catholic girl with synesthesia and her classmate. I haven't watched anime in years but I'm tempted..
January 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
how strict people are with the whole "antisocial personality always starts in childhood" thing is sorta funny considering that there's a significant amount of people who fit every major definition of it EXCEPT childhood onset.
January 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
whenever I see that "masterful gambit, sir" meme, I always think of smithers, despite the fact that she's never said the words "masterful" or "gambit" in her entire life.
January 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
somebody said something about smithers I didn't like, so I'm replying to them
January 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I imagine that smithers is into skincare, so her hands are really soft. they're slightly bigger than average, which is noticeable in contrast to Mine (which are decently small). I also headcanon that her right hand is scarred from being mauled in "the musk who fell to earth."
How does your f/o's hands feel against yours?
January 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My stance on behaviorism's that it's ALL bad. not just ABA, but also CBT, DBT, & adjacent therapies. BUT the skills some of them teach can be useful.

it's so helpful for Me to use C/DBT worksheets & apps, but having those same techniques applied externally feels terrible.
January 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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happy freakin’ new year
January 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I accidentally hit My cat in the eye last night and I've been so anxious about it. she already hasn't been wanting to be around Me since My mom got sick a few days ago so I can't check on her easily. and I keep thinking about worst-case scenarios. what if I fucking blinded her (serious concern).
January 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM