KolikaSim
wannabgourmande.bsky.social
KolikaSim
@wannabgourmande.bsky.social
Former chef. Current mom. Always academic. Consistent menace.
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jk rowling is extremely important to british culture because her books showed the world english boarding schools are much more than pedophile dens. they're also very racist
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m sitting in this park and this man near me is wearing a cologne that does not match his vibe and every time a breeze goes by it keeps making me look up for nothing
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nothing is quite so emotional as playing a DND character for like 10+ years and then, later, playing his daughter in a new campaign.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It’s not a pickle deer. It’s a “Dill-doe!” HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA Ha haaaa aaaah I’ll see myself out
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Hey! Are you sure being on social media is what you need right now? Maybe you'd be better served by a book, a Discord call with friends, or diving face-first into a tub of chocolate pudding.

If socials are right? Then great. But please be good to yourselves.
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When a Sorcerer multiclasses into Druid #lol #dnd
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m wearing a high-low sweater dress and the coffee shop I go to with my son is playing Cheetah Girls on the big TV.

I feel both nostalgic and at home. Millennial recession-core is back
August 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Mark Peterson’s black-and-white images of ICE agents evoke film noir and the urban-crime photography of the 1930s and ’40s. “If someone is doing everything right, and then they still get detained, it’s a crime scene,” he said.
ICE’s Spectacle of Intimidation
Immigrants showing up for court dates in Manhattan must now navigate past rows of masked federal agents.
www.newyorker.com
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Not only will we continue to demand the release of the unredacted (other than that of the victims), Epstein files, we demand the victims be heard!
We don't care what a convicted sex trafficker has to say. The only voices that matter are those of the victims.
1/2
August 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Be your own biggest fan bc nobody else will
July 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My son had a "big boy sleep" last night which means he slept from 8pm to 6 am without interruption and woke up in his own bed. He celebrated by screaming at the top of his lungs about the chicken and noodles I made for dinner, which he specifically requested.

#parentsky
June 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My son is coloring his Squirtle green and now I'm wondering what it would be like if Squirtle was actually a grass type... #nerdsky #pokemon #momsky
April 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Today my toddler told me the broccoli on his dinner plate looked like me because it was "6,000 pounds" and said my job is "live at home."

So anyway, if you need an MC for a roast I know a guy
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sketches! My character Xanthippe (R) introduces her new lover (an 8ft tall Tiefling Barbarian) to her mother(L)
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Mourning Dove

Entanglement...
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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📢 Chicago showed up! Federal workers & allies rallied to defend public services—and the turnout was huge. Social Security, Medicare, and veterans’ care belong to the people, not corporations. The fight continues.

Join us: go.savepublicservices.com #SaveOurServices
February 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sorrows, sorrows prayers
February 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Turns out that dumping feel-good initiatives like DEI is a money loser when your primary customer base is "people with *just* enough class consciousness to feel icky about shopping at Walmart"
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Look, I won't argue the Brexit was a self-inflicted wound, but from what I know of the state of the industry in the UK *more* architects pushing wages down even *further* is not what's needed. New grads over there are getting a stack of used tissues and a wad of string for wages about now.
February 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness.

If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Calling it a day.👇
February 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM