Bill Melots
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
I shipped my plants
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I shipped my plants
Yeah I’m fine just still gnawing on my “I can’t believe it’s not potato”
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yeah I’m fine just still gnawing on my “I can’t believe it’s not potato”
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No, but his face rings a bell.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
No, but his face rings a bell.
We both have a hunch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
We both have a hunch.
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I have a hunch this isnt you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have a hunch this isnt you.
You said dramatic. I went all the way up in this bell tower to get the shot.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You said dramatic. I went all the way up in this bell tower to get the shot.
Considering buying some though just to wipe them on my friends and go duuuuuude
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Considering buying some though just to wipe them on my friends and go duuuuuude
For reference youtu.be/8hT2oP--NSU?...
1984 Cal Worthington Ford "and his dog spot" TV Commercial
YouTube video by ewjxn
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November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For reference youtu.be/8hT2oP--NSU?...
These were the original lyrics to that Eminem song
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
These were the original lyrics to that Eminem song
I honestly think I have some of my grandmothers bay leaves.
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I honestly think I have some of my grandmothers bay leaves.
Feel like I want a cappuccino after you read my palm.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Feel like I want a cappuccino after you read my palm.