Bill Melots
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
So many better names for this band.
Conan & The Barbarians
WWE Overdrive
Greg’s Got Boots
Conan & The Barbarians
WWE Overdrive
Greg’s Got Boots
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So many better names for this band.
Conan & The Barbarians
WWE Overdrive
Greg’s Got Boots
Conan & The Barbarians
WWE Overdrive
Greg’s Got Boots
I don’t mean to interfere in anyones personal affairs but I did meet Dick Cheney once and while he didn’t say much, he did mention he wanted this.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t mean to interfere in anyones personal affairs but I did meet Dick Cheney once and while he didn’t say much, he did mention he wanted this.
Apparently the squidbillies guy went full Kramer a couple years ago. I guess sometimes the cover of a book tells you what’s inside it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Apparently the squidbillies guy went full Kramer a couple years ago. I guess sometimes the cover of a book tells you what’s inside it.
In case you thought there was no hope, I beg to differ.
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In case you thought there was no hope, I beg to differ.
I didn’t even say “Joe Rogan”
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I didn’t even say “Joe Rogan”
First annual Chork get together was enlightening.
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
First annual Chork get together was enlightening.
I shall chork it to you but you can also chork it at chorkttp://chork.chork.chork.
September 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I shall chork it to you but you can also chork it at chorkttp://chork.chork.chork.
Things have really gone sideways with this cyber attack on Nevada.
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Things have really gone sideways with this cyber attack on Nevada.
If your local hot pot place doesn’t have a basket of free hair bands in the lobby, is it even real ?
July 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If your local hot pot place doesn’t have a basket of free hair bands in the lobby, is it even real ?
OMG turns out that’s wrong as well, which is why I will henceforth be placing my dog poop in the local church offering bowl. Jesus will know what to do with it.
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
OMG turns out that’s wrong as well, which is why I will henceforth be placing my dog poop in the local church offering bowl. Jesus will know what to do with it.
I want to be environmentally responsible so I’ve asked my dogs to start using the toilet.
July 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I want to be environmentally responsible so I’ve asked my dogs to start using the toilet.
Right down the road from you in Pinedale/Big Sandy :)
July 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Right down the road from you in Pinedale/Big Sandy :)
In Utah today and these Mormons can fuckin cook yo. Dammmmmn
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In Utah today and these Mormons can fuckin cook yo. Dammmmmn
This is what GPT thinks a Funisher is. Might get this as a tattoo
July 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is what GPT thinks a Funisher is. Might get this as a tattoo
Made this for you guys. You know you want a pocket wookie.
July 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Made this for you guys. You know you want a pocket wookie.
How you know your local dumpling place is legit.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
How you know your local dumpling place is legit.
Muttering ‘still punk as fuck’ while I sip Chardonnay and make designer star cookies with my daughter
June 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Muttering ‘still punk as fuck’ while I sip Chardonnay and make designer star cookies with my daughter
That’ll be $37.95 and one spanking.
May 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
That’ll be $37.95 and one spanking.
Getting in Uber Black-Sorta
April 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Getting in Uber Black-Sorta
This guy is getting weirder by the minute.
April 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This guy is getting weirder by the minute.