It’s awesome that they found so many trans Siberians to be in an orchestra.
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s awesome that they found so many trans Siberians to be in an orchestra.
Someone told me I looked like Jason Momoa today. People are definitely getting dumber.
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Someone told me I looked like Jason Momoa today. People are definitely getting dumber.
I can only see James Cameron when I look at this. He’s reaching out, trying to pull me into the set of Titanic with all his other victims.
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I can only see James Cameron when I look at this. He’s reaching out, trying to pull me into the set of Titanic with all his other victims.
Squirt juice is an undignified term. We should call it twater.
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Squirt juice is an undignified term. We should call it twater.
I ate some sour skittles while watching hellraiser so I also understand the delicacies of mixing pain with pleasure.
February 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I ate some sour skittles while watching hellraiser so I also understand the delicacies of mixing pain with pleasure.
The world can be truly beautiful if you stop to enjoy it. Like a plastic bag dancing on the breeze, or a hungry rat feasting on a discarded diaper.
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The world can be truly beautiful if you stop to enjoy it. Like a plastic bag dancing on the breeze, or a hungry rat feasting on a discarded diaper.
It’s crazy that the word logic didn’t exist until Spock invented it to be his little catchphrase.
January 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s crazy that the word logic didn’t exist until Spock invented it to be his little catchphrase.
The world is full of mysteries. Like, what happens to poop when it’s flushed? Maybe we’ll never know.
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The world is full of mysteries. Like, what happens to poop when it’s flushed? Maybe we’ll never know.
I really want to master self sucking, but I can’t seem to bend far enough backwards to make it work.
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I really want to master self sucking, but I can’t seem to bend far enough backwards to make it work.
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Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all.
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all.
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Through a technique I developed called Tearjerking I can expel all superfluous joy and sorrow. This way I can maintain an emotional emptiness that baffles my enemies.
January 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Through a technique I developed called Tearjerking I can expel all superfluous joy and sorrow. This way I can maintain an emotional emptiness that baffles my enemies.
I don’t think you guys are ready for this next one. Y’all….I think you’re gonna go nuts when you hear it. You’re gonna get so fucking mad. Here we go…Oh my god, I’m not sure I even wanna say it. Alright…You’re gonna nail me to the cross for this one. Y’all ever notice how poop smells like shit?
January 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t think you guys are ready for this next one. Y’all….I think you’re gonna go nuts when you hear it. You’re gonna get so fucking mad. Here we go…Oh my god, I’m not sure I even wanna say it. Alright…You’re gonna nail me to the cross for this one. Y’all ever notice how poop smells like shit?
If you’re a fan of ska or new wave at all do yourself a favor and check out this new release from The Pomps!
You can stream the lead single from “Partial Eclipse of the Pomps” right now!
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you’re a fan of ska or new wave at all do yourself a favor and check out this new release from The Pomps!
I’m ok with TikTok being banned because it seems like a place where a lot of people say oh my gosh.
January 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m ok with TikTok being banned because it seems like a place where a lot of people say oh my gosh.
You can call me Michelle Obama because I’m gonna Be Coming.
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You can call me Michelle Obama because I’m gonna Be Coming.
Some say the worst part of having a beard is having to shave and maintain it. Not me, the actual worst thing is having to live with them and pretend you love them.
January 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Some say the worst part of having a beard is having to shave and maintain it. Not me, the actual worst thing is having to live with them and pretend you love them.
Creating bots to send popular pictures to all my relatives Aura frames so I can farm likes.
December 27, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Creating bots to send popular pictures to all my relatives Aura frames so I can farm likes.
Little life hack I discovered. If you offer to eat your meal in the bathroom, most restaurants will give you a 5% discount.
December 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Little life hack I discovered. If you offer to eat your meal in the bathroom, most restaurants will give you a 5% discount.
Ernest > Mr. Bean
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Ernest > Mr. Bean
Silence of the Lambs was great in 4DX. However, it wasn’t necessary to shoot water in my face when Clarice walked past Migg’s cell.
December 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Silence of the Lambs was great in 4DX. However, it wasn’t necessary to shoot water in my face when Clarice walked past Migg’s cell.
I was standing on top of a subway grate trying to have my own Marilyn Monroe moment, but a loose nut got kicked up and lodged into my colon. Now when I poop it looks like it’s being squeezed through a playdough mold.
December 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I was standing on top of a subway grate trying to have my own Marilyn Monroe moment, but a loose nut got kicked up and lodged into my colon. Now when I poop it looks like it’s being squeezed through a playdough mold.
Anyone remember the year or two that spontaneous combustion was a thing people were scared of in the 90s? What was up with that?
December 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Anyone remember the year or two that spontaneous combustion was a thing people were scared of in the 90s? What was up with that?
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Reposted by Erickq
Is not the best one, but Voyage Home is my favorite TOS movie. It has such perfectly crafted old man yells at cloud energy.
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Is not the best one, but Voyage Home is my favorite TOS movie. It has such perfectly crafted old man yells at cloud energy.