Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

we need to bring back Yoshi is a horse discourse. we will ride Yoshi is a horse discourse to freedom

Sorry to bother you, but upon review of your posts we determined that you used the word "evocative" over ten times in the last quarter, but at no point specified what exactly was being evoked

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

It's really wild when you sit down and think about it, that really, the only actual idea that demonstrably is elon musk's own, entirely, and not him buying a company to do something, is "there should be a website called X" and that has been his definitive life's work, his real driving passion

Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers

Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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Genuinely wild how much the internet 15 years ago felt like a frontier and now feels like those terminals you get in video games with a couple of pages to give you the illusion of an explorable internet, like in cyberpunk 77. Just fully fucked the whole thing up

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

I’m not giving you my birth chart, babes. Go touch some grass.

Can anybody tell me the "real" (culturally canonical) lyrics to "O Christmas Tree" because I'm trying to put together a lyric sheet for a holiday gig and every version of this song I look up has different words and I'm on the verge of just doing the song in the original German out of spite

It’s been a long time since a band as good as The Beatles has had a name as bad as The Beatles

It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.

music is really loud math

This week in the INDY, I got to write a very intimate profile of one of my very favorite local musicians, Keenan Jenkins of XOXOK. If you check out just one thing from my NC coverage chumbox, this is the one. FFO Moses Sumney, Solange, good-ass music generally:

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