Tez
@wafcontour.bsky.social
Expert in watching terrible football whilst intoxicated
I’ve no interest in who wins this game particularly but how is Guimares foot not offside?
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve no interest in who wins this game particularly but how is Guimares foot not offside?
Just got up for Ashes
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Just got up for Ashes
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
All out, gone for tea
Tremendous timing
I’m sorry my love x
I love my partner so much but I'm so angry at them for letting themselves go. They're my best friend and insanely good in bed, I just wish the descent into being an overweight slob would stop. I feel myself recoil in disgust sometimes and it breaks my heart.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m sorry my love x
Kassap on Bold St Liverpool
It was absolutely tremendous and insanely good value
It was absolutely tremendous and insanely good value
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Kassap on Bold St Liverpool
It was absolutely tremendous and insanely good value
It was absolutely tremendous and insanely good value
Mansfield v Wigan tomorrow 12:30 ko
Worked there in Jan/Feb on the hospital for a week. Nice new building as it happens.
First time I’d been back since a very moody visit in the early 90’s.
Can’t say I’m interested in an early start for a return tomorrow tbh
Worked there in Jan/Feb on the hospital for a week. Nice new building as it happens.
First time I’d been back since a very moody visit in the early 90’s.
Can’t say I’m interested in an early start for a return tomorrow tbh
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mansfield v Wigan tomorrow 12:30 ko
Worked there in Jan/Feb on the hospital for a week. Nice new building as it happens.
First time I’d been back since a very moody visit in the early 90’s.
Can’t say I’m interested in an early start for a return tomorrow tbh
Worked there in Jan/Feb on the hospital for a week. Nice new building as it happens.
First time I’d been back since a very moody visit in the early 90’s.
Can’t say I’m interested in an early start for a return tomorrow tbh
Just seen Hemel Hempstead won 2-1 against Yeovil last round and played 65 mins with 10 men.
We’d struggle beat Yeovil with 11.
Advising MAX BET Hemel Hempstead #WAFC #FREEMUNNEE
We’d struggle beat Yeovil with 11.
Advising MAX BET Hemel Hempstead #WAFC #FREEMUNNEE
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just seen Hemel Hempstead won 2-1 against Yeovil last round and played 65 mins with 10 men.
We’d struggle beat Yeovil with 11.
Advising MAX BET Hemel Hempstead #WAFC #FREEMUNNEE
We’d struggle beat Yeovil with 11.
Advising MAX BET Hemel Hempstead #WAFC #FREEMUNNEE
From memory you don’t partake in this Lidl Oktoberfest do you @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social
I am going all in before ko in the morning
I am going all in before ko in the morning
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
From memory you don’t partake in this Lidl Oktoberfest do you @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social
I am going all in before ko in the morning
I am going all in before ko in the morning
Galloways Lamb Balti Pie review:
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Galloways Lamb Balti Pie review:
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Galloways Lamb Balti Pie review:
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Galloways Lamb Balti Pie review:
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Cost £3.75 (Dick Turpin Pie Co)
Nice heat to it, good taste. Couple of edible pieces of lamb, rest big lumps of gristle and fat.
It’s a no from me
Went lakes this afternoon to surprise her dad up there for his 80th.
2 & 1/2 pints Menabrea
1 Diet Coke
£26
Yes you’re reading that right.
£7.90 pint
£4.20 half 🤷♂️
£6 Diet Coke 😳
2 & 1/2 pints Menabrea
1 Diet Coke
£26
Yes you’re reading that right.
£7.90 pint
£4.20 half 🤷♂️
£6 Diet Coke 😳
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Went lakes this afternoon to surprise her dad up there for his 80th.
2 & 1/2 pints Menabrea
1 Diet Coke
£26
Yes you’re reading that right.
£7.90 pint
£4.20 half 🤷♂️
£6 Diet Coke 😳
2 & 1/2 pints Menabrea
1 Diet Coke
£26
Yes you’re reading that right.
£7.90 pint
£4.20 half 🤷♂️
£6 Diet Coke 😳
I stood on Andy Cole’s foot as we both browsed Stone Island in Life, Manchester. He had a wonderful long leather SI jacket on.
Typically I said “sorry mate” he looked at me with the “do you know who I am look”.
Typically I said “sorry mate” he looked at me with the “do you know who I am look”.
Once threw up on Jeremy Guscott's shoes in a club on a work's night out in Bath.
July 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I stood on Andy Cole’s foot as we both browsed Stone Island in Life, Manchester. He had a wonderful long leather SI jacket on.
Typically I said “sorry mate” he looked at me with the “do you know who I am look”.
Typically I said “sorry mate” he looked at me with the “do you know who I am look”.
Best penny shoot out I’ve ever seen.
3-2 after 32 pens taken
Funny
3-2 after 32 pens taken
Funny
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Best penny shoot out I’ve ever seen.
3-2 after 32 pens taken
Funny
3-2 after 32 pens taken
Funny
I’d be surprised if there’s a harder place to pass your driving test than St Helens
July 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’d be surprised if there’s a harder place to pass your driving test than St Helens
Who’s chopping onions? 😭
Our newest arrival is called Sonny.
We can always tell the street dogs that used to have owners. Humans let them down.
His life will change forever now ❤️
We can always tell the street dogs that used to have owners. Humans let them down.
His life will change forever now ❤️
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Who’s chopping onions? 😭
Reposted by Tez
Give Your Hacienda Nostalgia A Cunting Rest You Manc Bastards It's 7:00AM
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Give Your Hacienda Nostalgia A Cunting Rest You Manc Bastards It's 7:00AM
Wow that is shocking news about Jota
RIP great footballer so sad
RIP great footballer so sad
July 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wow that is shocking news about Jota
RIP great footballer so sad
RIP great footballer so sad
Just realised how much a day out in Manchester costs.
Few pints and steak at Blacklock for the boys birthday (Highly recommend btw)
Few pints and steak at Blacklock for the boys birthday (Highly recommend btw)
June 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Just realised how much a day out in Manchester costs.
Few pints and steak at Blacklock for the boys birthday (Highly recommend btw)
Few pints and steak at Blacklock for the boys birthday (Highly recommend btw)
I’m getting too old for a curry, especially on a Tuesday night/working Wednesday
The throne has taken some hammer from the early hours🇯🇵 and the indigestion WOW
The throne has taken some hammer from the early hours🇯🇵 and the indigestion WOW
June 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m getting too old for a curry, especially on a Tuesday night/working Wednesday
The throne has taken some hammer from the early hours🇯🇵 and the indigestion WOW
The throne has taken some hammer from the early hours🇯🇵 and the indigestion WOW