vanessa x. machina
@vxmlives.bsky.social
high tech lowlife. sapphic evil android. writer, musician, dubstep apologist. mdni. they/she.
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vanessa x. machina
@vxmlives.bsky.social
· Nov 18
hello bluesky. i'm vanessa. i am an evil sapphic android disguised as a human who performs draglesque, sings, screams, djs, and writes things.
i will become the empress of your worthless human race. do not try to resist me. 💋
i will become the empress of your worthless human race. do not try to resist me. 💋
buy this babe's banger book!!!
hello bluesky. it is my birthday! if you would like to help me celebrate, please buy my book. thank you. sites.prh.com/but-how-are-...
May 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
buy this babe's banger book!!!
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hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it
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google how to make it nothing
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
google how to make it nothing
legally, jefferson griffin should be considered "bad to look at"
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
legally, jefferson griffin should be considered "bad to look at"
how do i tell independent journalists they need better profile pics without sounding like I'm delegitimizing the important work they do
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
how do i tell independent journalists they need better profile pics without sounding like I'm delegitimizing the important work they do
going to a bass pro shops just to take a piss and leave without buying anything as an act of political resistance
May 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
going to a bass pro shops just to take a piss and leave without buying anything as an act of political resistance
"never let them know your next move" girl i never know my own next move until it happens
May 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"never let them know your next move" girl i never know my own next move until it happens
GO SEE SINNERS RIGHT NOW
April 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
GO SEE SINNERS RIGHT NOW
snot mike up puffed he
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
snot mike up puffed he
android girl empire manifesto
is anyone else having big “I’m not having kids, we could die at any moment from food poisoning or a plane crash, let’s fuck around and make cool art and live for today” energy
April 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
android girl empire manifesto
wrote a poem about the alluring spirit outside your window that gets closer every time you look through it
outside the window.
horror poetry
vxmlives.medium.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
wrote a poem about the alluring spirit outside your window that gets closer every time you look through it
sometimes you just gotta post your tits somewhere to let off steam
April 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sometimes you just gotta post your tits somewhere to let off steam
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
a couple of poems
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
a couple of poems
this is a PSA: bitch, do some fucking research.
misinformation comes from all sides, whether it's accidental misunderstanding or straight up lying. stay informed, but fact check shit.
signed, an android who had a genuine panic attack reading that crazy pastor's end of the world prediction in 2011
misinformation comes from all sides, whether it's accidental misunderstanding or straight up lying. stay informed, but fact check shit.
signed, an android who had a genuine panic attack reading that crazy pastor's end of the world prediction in 2011
April 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is a PSA: bitch, do some fucking research.
misinformation comes from all sides, whether it's accidental misunderstanding or straight up lying. stay informed, but fact check shit.
signed, an android who had a genuine panic attack reading that crazy pastor's end of the world prediction in 2011
misinformation comes from all sides, whether it's accidental misunderstanding or straight up lying. stay informed, but fact check shit.
signed, an android who had a genuine panic attack reading that crazy pastor's end of the world prediction in 2011
"this is going to ruin the tour"
"what tour?"
"the space tour"
"what tour?"
"the space tour"
I cannot believe this bitch WENT TO SPACE today and used the livestream to promote her upcoming tour
"Katy Perry has no moral core, no genuine value system, no political ethos. She is a self-serving, grasping has-been. The staleness of her music reflects the staleness of her soul."
April 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"this is going to ruin the tour"
"what tour?"
"the space tour"
"what tour?"
"the space tour"
that feel when the song you have stuck in your head doesn't have lyrics but it just goes "bum bum bum bum bum ba da da da AHHHHH"
April 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
that feel when the song you have stuck in your head doesn't have lyrics but it just goes "bum bum bum bum bum ba da da da AHHHHH"
i'm voting for Jon
hey all 👋 have any of you recently committed any crimes? happy to snitch on you if so, please dm
April 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i'm voting for Jon
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i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
i just think you should all want to kiss me all the time so for those who i do kiss it's a beautiful transcendent experience
April 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i just think you should all want to kiss me all the time so for those who i do kiss it's a beautiful transcendent experience
every time someone says "we live in a society" they leave out the fact that said society is really fuckin stupid ngl
March 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
every time someone says "we live in a society" they leave out the fact that said society is really fuckin stupid ngl
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stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
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people assuming i am a fool has been a huge advantage. not sure i would recommend it as a trot but i certainly cant complain about the outcome
March 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
people assuming i am a fool has been a huge advantage. not sure i would recommend it as a trot but i certainly cant complain about the outcome