The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.

pointedly ignoring the cat slowly walking up to me to make sure it decides to actually sit on me

came to data engineering for the structure and logic stayed for literal finger in the air guessing and witchcraft (spark optimisation)

Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌

happy sunday remember it's illegal to listen to radiohead after 9pm at risk of death (ugly crying in public)

the vergecast dunking on bluesky is my reason to make this work

💝🫛🍓🎀 coquette 💓🦐 girl 💗🍃 moss 🎀 🍄🌱💘 feed when?

I read My Year of Rest and Relaxation last week end and Loved IT. I'm on a bit of a contemporary fic kick & looking for recs 👀 💙📚

i have been on bluesky for exaclty 1 day and my discover feed is already 90% cat pictures :0