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data person by day gremlin by night
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The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
March 12, 2024 at 2:26 AM
pointedly ignoring the cat slowly walking up to me to make sure it decides to actually sit on me
March 8, 2024 at 12:01 PM
guilty but not remorseful
February 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
i feel as though they all have secret knowledge... the cat's still in the denial stage but she has fully accepted and integrated it 👁️👃👁️
February 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM
babe we know
February 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
she knows what she's up to
February 29, 2024 at 2:43 PM
every time i open the spark UI i stare at it like this Ò_Ó then edit some random config tidbit and hope for the best
February 29, 2024 at 2:42 PM
came to data engineering for the structure and logic stayed for literal finger in the air guessing and witchcraft (spark optimisation)
February 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Marcus Aurelius says u don’t have to have a take on fucking everything 🙌
February 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
happy sunday remember it's illegal to listen to radiohead after 9pm at risk of death (ugly crying in public)
February 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
no sub par treats for Madame Princess
February 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
my skin care goal is her
February 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
the vergecast dunking on bluesky is my reason to make this work
February 16, 2024 at 10:21 AM
💝🫛🍓🎀 coquette 💓🦐 girl 💗🍃 moss 🎀 🍄🌱💘 feed when?
February 15, 2024 at 2:42 PM
the typo was on purpose to give me an air of authenticity and cool girl-ness btw i can spell so well
February 15, 2024 at 1:04 PM
my biggest red flag is how much i enjoyed Diary of an Oxygen Thief
February 15, 2024 at 12:39 PM
hotboxing synthetic vanilla essence for my mental health 💖
February 15, 2024 at 11:58 AM
aw lil baby has Seen things
February 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I read My Year of Rest and Relaxation last week end and Loved IT. I'm on a bit of a contemporary fic kick & looking for recs 👀 💙📚
February 15, 2024 at 10:35 AM
i have been on bluesky for exaclty 1 day and my discover feed is already 90% cat pictures :0
February 15, 2024 at 9:38 AM