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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should put free roofing nail dispensers on city sidewalks, so tenants in leaky buildings can help out their landlords with small repairs
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should put free roofing nail dispensers on city sidewalks, so tenants in leaky buildings can help out their landlords with small repairs
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Ken Sim was there in person to witness this.
That's right. The Mayor who just forced through an austerity budget couldn't resist a junket to D.C. to be part of today's Spectacle.
Oct. 17, 2026, ABC Eviction Day, can't come soon enough!
www.votecope.ca/donate
#vanpoli
That's right. The Mayor who just forced through an austerity budget couldn't resist a junket to D.C. to be part of today's Spectacle.
Oct. 17, 2026, ABC Eviction Day, can't come soon enough!
www.votecope.ca/donate
#vanpoli
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ken Sim was there in person to witness this.
That's right. The Mayor who just forced through an austerity budget couldn't resist a junket to D.C. to be part of today's Spectacle.
Oct. 17, 2026, ABC Eviction Day, can't come soon enough!
www.votecope.ca/donate
#vanpoli
That's right. The Mayor who just forced through an austerity budget couldn't resist a junket to D.C. to be part of today's Spectacle.
Oct. 17, 2026, ABC Eviction Day, can't come soon enough!
www.votecope.ca/donate
#vanpoli
Pour out Some Apple Juice for Jon Gailmor
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pour out Some Apple Juice for Jon Gailmor
Joe's Pond Frozen
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Joe's Pond Frozen
Big Changes Afoot For all You T-heads
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Big Changes Afoot For all You T-heads
It's 2030. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith looks on as PFAS leach from the CVU AstroTurf field. Some sports happen and nobody gets grass stains on their outfit. A soggy Canva graphic blows past in a wet wind, catching a lamppost and peeling back off as quickly as it stuck
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's 2030. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith looks on as PFAS leach from the CVU AstroTurf field. Some sports happen and nobody gets grass stains on their outfit. A soggy Canva graphic blows past in a wet wind, catching a lamppost and peeling back off as quickly as it stuck
Riverside Dr. Cumbys closed evenings due to staff shortages, meanwhile Kesha Ram Hinsdale's AirBnB boarding house goes for $1787.50+tax/mo per bedroom just up the street
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Riverside Dr. Cumbys closed evenings due to staff shortages, meanwhile Kesha Ram Hinsdale's AirBnB boarding house goes for $1787.50+tax/mo per bedroom just up the street
Probably the juiciest gossip out there is that Steve Jobs and Joan Baez dated in 1982. This is not new gossip, but it's good gossip
October 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Probably the juiciest gossip out there is that Steve Jobs and Joan Baez dated in 1982. This is not new gossip, but it's good gossip
Happy Christmas in July in September to All Who Celebrate
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Happy Christmas in July in September to All Who Celebrate
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War-Ravaged Portland Links in Bio Epstein Files Free iPod Get Paid to Shop Epstein Files
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
War-Ravaged Portland Links in Bio Epstein Files Free iPod Get Paid to Shop Epstein Files
Joe's Pond Still Thawn
September 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Joe's Pond Still Thawn
@seeshespeak.bsky.social this you? ✊
September 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@seeshespeak.bsky.social this you? ✊
WVNY & WFFF
September 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
WVNY & WFFF
If you're a healthfood-based writer intent on driving boomers away from their much-needed vaccines using ridiculous conspiracy theories (based not in malice, but in ignorance), at least change publishers to @chelseagreenbooks.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you're a healthfood-based writer intent on driving boomers away from their much-needed vaccines using ridiculous conspiracy theories (based not in malice, but in ignorance), at least change publishers to @chelseagreenbooks.bsky.social
Matt Walsh, you know, the guy the Shelburne/Richmond VT cop was watching when he killed the cyclist.
3. Far-right influencer Matt Walsh openly called for executions of those he branded “LGBTQ+ terrorists.” And now, two sitting members of Congress have crossed a new threshold, explicitly calling for the institutionalization of transgender people—an escalation even by today’s standards.
September 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Matt Walsh, you know, the guy the Shelburne/Richmond VT cop was watching when he killed the cyclist.
The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them
Well maybe this will open up some acting opportunities for Bobby Bluedodge
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well maybe this will open up some acting opportunities for Bobby Bluedodge
My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis
September 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis
No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit
September 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit
_ @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social are you really flying your flag at half mast for that hate-filled dip? You know you can decline, right?
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
_ @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social are you really flying your flag at half mast for that hate-filled dip? You know you can decline, right?
Imagine your bargaining line being "yeah but you can't definitively prove I was watching a Jordan Peterson video about wokeness when I was speeding and killed the cyclist"
And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave.
www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...
And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave.
www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...
No jail time for Vermont police officer in deadly crash
A Vermont police officer who admitted to hitting and killing a bicyclist will not spend any time in jail.
www.wcax.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Imagine your bargaining line being "yeah but you can't definitively prove I was watching a Jordan Peterson video about wokeness when I was speeding and killed the cyclist"
And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave.
www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...
And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave.
www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...
Fairfax - Dying Fella Joins That Great Big Audience In The Sky
August 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fairfax - Dying Fella Joins That Great Big Audience In The Sky
The dumbest word out there is "heartened"
July 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The dumbest word out there is "heartened"
Joe's Pond Still Unfrozen
July 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Joe's Pond Still Unfrozen