Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Hello Birmingham! 👋
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hello Birmingham! 👋
The image of a person with both hands wrapped around a mug for warmth when they'd much rather be wrapped around a cock!
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The image of a person with both hands wrapped around a mug for warmth when they'd much rather be wrapped around a cock!
If Pokémon was really and you were just an average trainer, what would be your team? (Non-competitive version)
Crobat (aggressive Karen energy)
Gardevoir (💅)
Flabebe (for the scent)
Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur)
Lapras (ferry duties)
Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)
Crobat (aggressive Karen energy)
Gardevoir (💅)
Flabebe (for the scent)
Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur)
Lapras (ferry duties)
Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Empoleon
Luxray
Metagross
Staraptor
Infernape
Pineco
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Empoleon
Luxray
Metagross
Staraptor
Infernape
Pineco
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Gastrodon
Crobat
Jumpluff
Slurpuff
Dedenne
Yanmega
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Gastrodon
Crobat
Jumpluff
Slurpuff
Dedenne
Yanmega
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If Pokémon was really and you were just an average trainer, what would be your team? (Non-competitive version)
Crobat (aggressive Karen energy)
Gardevoir (💅)
Flabebe (for the scent)
Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur)
Lapras (ferry duties)
Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)
Crobat (aggressive Karen energy)
Gardevoir (💅)
Flabebe (for the scent)
Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur)
Lapras (ferry duties)
Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)
Please don't make me!
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Please don't make me!
I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹
I really want some pink leather brogues
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I really want some pink leather brogues
Goddamn!
I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them
I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Goddamn!
I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them
I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
43, I think. I'm pretty sure.
*Counts*
43!
The hair is huge, and thiiiiick at the moment, thank god I have an appointment on Monday for it. #pinkhedge
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The hair is huge, and thiiiiick at the moment, thank god I have an appointment on Monday for it. #pinkhedge
Friends fear they might be meandering around sofa shops again 🙈🙈
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Friends fear they might be meandering around sofa shops again 🙈🙈
What the hell, I've not been on a bandwagon in a while
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
What the hell, I've not been on a bandwagon in a while
Productivity spoons: all fucking gone.
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Productivity spoons: all fucking gone.
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹
I'm all out of productivity spoons. Anyone got any going spare?
*Opens giant complicated spreadsheet for show*
*Opens giant complicated spreadsheet for show*
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm all out of productivity spoons. Anyone got any going spare?
*Opens giant complicated spreadsheet for show*
*Opens giant complicated spreadsheet for show*
And for anyone who knows me and my lifelong fights with perfectionism, anxiety and the constant need to be progressing... I give you, the Source!
Can I kill him? Or at least put him in a home yet??
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And for anyone who knows me and my lifelong fights with perfectionism, anxiety and the constant need to be progressing... I give you, the Source!
Can I kill him? Or at least put him in a home yet??
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can I kill him? Or at least put him in a home yet??
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?"
Two.
Fucking.
Days.
🔪
Hot bath AND hot chocolate 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hot bath AND hot chocolate 🥵
That fucker is in the bath, again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That fucker is in the bath, again.
So the merry go round starts again. I've had an offer accepted on another flat today. 😁😁😁
*Spaffs glitter and project lists*
*Spaffs glitter and project lists*
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So the merry go round starts again. I've had an offer accepted on another flat today. 😁😁😁
*Spaffs glitter and project lists*
*Spaffs glitter and project lists*
I'm sorry, what?! I'm supposed to go get my own breakfast and coffee?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm sorry, what?! I'm supposed to go get my own breakfast and coffee?!
Oh for fuck sake
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh for fuck sake
One of those days, I guess
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One of those days, I guess
If someone finds my energy, could they please return it to me?
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If someone finds my energy, could they please return it to me?
I'm awake. I'm awake!
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm awake. I'm awake!
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Age yourself with gaming