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Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)

Shier than you might think.

Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.

No masculine markers please.
I will refrain from making obvious jokes about the word camp, mostly because there are no windows left in my glass house.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
It's much warmer 😜
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Those ears! 😍

Those eyes! 🥰🥰
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
All of a sudden my fingers got twitchy 🥵
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
And also here, here!
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
It has been observed 😜

Why bother? The notion of 'grown up' tends to strip away fun and adventure
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
God yes, and it's something I'm trying whip out more and more
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Thank you. Sometimes the juvenile humour just spills out of me
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
You're supposed to put the semen in the A, not put the A in the semen!
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Stunning! And god do I love pink!
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Oh indeed.
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Flat buying is still moving forward just no idea how long it will take.
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Which requires owning a house, and not a flat. Sadly that's not happening anytime soon.
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I would definitely consider the electric mini when I get to a point where I can have an electric car.
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Oh modern! I like how the old ones look, but not their tin boxiness!
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Lord no. 16 year old Mini.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
WORK IT!
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
With everything crossed! 😁
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Indeed. But not much I can do about it, so I'll just have to try to not think about it until next week
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I will turn myself into a pretzel in the same hope.
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
A new high pressure fuel pump, and likely a replacement timing belt.

!
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The garage I saw today has identified the part that needs attention, and has also told me that the timing chain will also need to be replaced in tandem with said part. 💰

Mini, who can't take my car for another 10 days, has quoted me for their time per hour 💰💰 and that's before any parts.

💰💰💰

😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
So the car has to go to Mini for repairs because the garage who looked at it today can't deal with the parts that need attention.

!

😳

💰 🌬️ 💵
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
God yes! 🛐
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM