Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
I apologise for being quiet. I'm not in a great place at the moment and my default setting is to withdraw and not feel like I'm bothering people. Plenty of experience means I've developed a mask for this in person which I recognise is absolutely not helping any sense of isolation, and withdrawing 1/
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I apologise for being quiet. I'm not in a great place at the moment and my default setting is to withdraw and not feel like I'm bothering people. Plenty of experience means I've developed a mask for this in person which I recognise is absolutely not helping any sense of isolation, and withdrawing 1/
So the car has to go to Mini for repairs because the garage who looked at it today can't deal with the parts that need attention.
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😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
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😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
So the car has to go to Mini for repairs because the garage who looked at it today can't deal with the parts that need attention.
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
GROWER OR SHOWER?
Continuing this dick thread! Quote this with your cock soft vs. hard.
Like most things about me, it grows on people
Continuing this dick thread! Quote this with your cock soft vs. hard.
Like most things about me, it grows on people
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
GROWER OR SHOWER?
Continuing this dick thread! Quote this with your cock soft vs. hard.
Like most things about me, it grows on people
Continuing this dick thread! Quote this with your cock soft vs. hard.
Like most things about me, it grows on people
Bedtime, bitches!
January 31, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Bedtime, bitches!
The answer is wine, yes?
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The answer is wine, yes?
I think once I'm done with brunch (and observing others whilst here) I'm going to grab bad snacks and go hide at home with a computer game.
Being reminded of my lack of local friends is hitting hard this morning.
Being reminded of my lack of local friends is hitting hard this morning.
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I think once I'm done with brunch (and observing others whilst here) I'm going to grab bad snacks and go hide at home with a computer game.
Being reminded of my lack of local friends is hitting hard this morning.
Being reminded of my lack of local friends is hitting hard this morning.
I've finally got around to finishing ToTK and now that I'm about to fight the final Ganondorf I can't travel out of the area to go prepare properly?!? Rude!
Don't make me roll back to a previous save 😭
#totk
Don't make me roll back to a previous save 😭
#totk
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I've finally got around to finishing ToTK and now that I'm about to fight the final Ganondorf I can't travel out of the area to go prepare properly?!? Rude!
Don't make me roll back to a previous save 😭
#totk
Don't make me roll back to a previous save 😭
#totk
Me and the car have been rescued and being towed home with abandoned plans for my day off and a tail between the legs.
Oh fuck!
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Me and the car have been rescued and being towed home with abandoned plans for my day off and a tail between the legs.
Oh fuck!
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Oh fuck!
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
Bristol not happening. Car has completely died outside of Exeter so waiting for RAC!
😭
If I'm going to get to Bristol today on this day off, I should probably get my arse out of bed!
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 AM
If I'm going to get to Bristol today on this day off, I should probably get my arse out of bed!
Bristol people.
I'm taking a jaunt to Bristol tomorrow, does anyone have recommendations for good vintage furniture/interiors places?
I'm taking a jaunt to Bristol tomorrow, does anyone have recommendations for good vintage furniture/interiors places?
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Bristol people.
I'm taking a jaunt to Bristol tomorrow, does anyone have recommendations for good vintage furniture/interiors places?
I'm taking a jaunt to Bristol tomorrow, does anyone have recommendations for good vintage furniture/interiors places?
I am eight minutes late getting out of bed!
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I am eight minutes late getting out of bed!
It's so annoying when I only have one skincare product that is running out, which means I shouldn't be buying multiple products (Korean/Japanese typically) from overseas.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 AM
It's so annoying when I only have one skincare product that is running out, which means I shouldn't be buying multiple products (Korean/Japanese typically) from overseas.
On Friday, that is.
Critical information missed through lack of proof reading, again 🤦
Critical information missed through lack of proof reading, again 🤦
Do you know what, I might take the day off and wander up to Bristol!
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 AM
On Friday, that is.
Critical information missed through lack of proof reading, again 🤦
Critical information missed through lack of proof reading, again 🤦
Do you know what, I might take the day off and wander up to Bristol!
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Do you know what, I might take the day off and wander up to Bristol!
When I move I absolutely need to make sure I set up some decent bloody lighting for new hair day!
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When I move I absolutely need to make sure I set up some decent bloody lighting for new hair day!
Who's bringing me coffee then?
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Who's bringing me coffee then?
It always feels so weird to have an entirely naked cock when I take out the PA to clean it
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It always feels so weird to have an entirely naked cock when I take out the PA to clean it
Playing Ludovico Einaudi whist a queer person wins is totally below the fucking belt. 😭
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Playing Ludovico Einaudi whist a queer person wins is totally below the fucking belt. 😭
Ministry of Love.
Board of Peace.
Same thing!
Board of Peace.
Same thing!
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Ministry of Love.
Board of Peace.
Same thing!
Board of Peace.
Same thing!