Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters)
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
Shier than you might think.
Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst.
No masculine markers please.
I will refrain from making obvious jokes about the word camp, mostly because there are no windows left in my glass house.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I will refrain from making obvious jokes about the word camp, mostly because there are no windows left in my glass house.
It's much warmer 😜
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It's much warmer 😜
Those ears! 😍
Those eyes! 🥰🥰
Those eyes! 🥰🥰
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Those ears! 😍
Those eyes! 🥰🥰
Those eyes! 🥰🥰
All of a sudden my fingers got twitchy 🥵
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
All of a sudden my fingers got twitchy 🥵
And also here, here!
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
And also here, here!
It has been observed 😜
Why bother? The notion of 'grown up' tends to strip away fun and adventure
Why bother? The notion of 'grown up' tends to strip away fun and adventure
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It has been observed 😜
Why bother? The notion of 'grown up' tends to strip away fun and adventure
Why bother? The notion of 'grown up' tends to strip away fun and adventure
God yes, and it's something I'm trying whip out more and more
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
God yes, and it's something I'm trying whip out more and more
Thank you. Sometimes the juvenile humour just spills out of me
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Thank you. Sometimes the juvenile humour just spills out of me
You're supposed to put the semen in the A, not put the A in the semen!
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
You're supposed to put the semen in the A, not put the A in the semen!
Stunning! And god do I love pink!
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Stunning! And god do I love pink!
Flat buying is still moving forward just no idea how long it will take.
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Flat buying is still moving forward just no idea how long it will take.
Which requires owning a house, and not a flat. Sadly that's not happening anytime soon.
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Which requires owning a house, and not a flat. Sadly that's not happening anytime soon.
I would definitely consider the electric mini when I get to a point where I can have an electric car.
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I would definitely consider the electric mini when I get to a point where I can have an electric car.
Oh modern! I like how the old ones look, but not their tin boxiness!
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Oh modern! I like how the old ones look, but not their tin boxiness!
Lord no. 16 year old Mini.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Lord no. 16 year old Mini.
With everything crossed! 😁
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
With everything crossed! 😁
Indeed. But not much I can do about it, so I'll just have to try to not think about it until next week
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Indeed. But not much I can do about it, so I'll just have to try to not think about it until next week
I will turn myself into a pretzel in the same hope.
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I will turn myself into a pretzel in the same hope.
A new high pressure fuel pump, and likely a replacement timing belt.
!
!
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A new high pressure fuel pump, and likely a replacement timing belt.
!
!
The garage I saw today has identified the part that needs attention, and has also told me that the timing chain will also need to be replaced in tandem with said part. 💰
Mini, who can't take my car for another 10 days, has quoted me for their time per hour 💰💰 and that's before any parts.
💰💰💰
😭
Mini, who can't take my car for another 10 days, has quoted me for their time per hour 💰💰 and that's before any parts.
💰💰💰
😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The garage I saw today has identified the part that needs attention, and has also told me that the timing chain will also need to be replaced in tandem with said part. 💰
Mini, who can't take my car for another 10 days, has quoted me for their time per hour 💰💰 and that's before any parts.
💰💰💰
😭
Mini, who can't take my car for another 10 days, has quoted me for their time per hour 💰💰 and that's before any parts.
💰💰💰
😭
So the car has to go to Mini for repairs because the garage who looked at it today can't deal with the parts that need attention.
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
So the car has to go to Mini for repairs because the garage who looked at it today can't deal with the parts that need attention.
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵
!
😳
💰 🌬️ 💵